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The Funny Things Thread

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Thor Vs Zeus in Epic Rap Battles of History

 

 

Favorite burn to horn-dog Zeus..

"I'd spit in your face.. but you'd probably like it"

Fortune favors the bald.

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    It's not bad, but I really like the last line from Thor best; Here take these drachma for your eyes, when you get to river Styx tell your threeheaded b**** I said hi!

     

    The Ghostbusters vs Mythbusters was pretty weak though.

    Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. - H.L. Mencken

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    The Carrot Clarinet!

     

    (go to around 2:10 to skip the introduction and 4:12 for the music)

    Fortune favors the bald.

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    Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. - H.L. Mencken

    How empowering.

    How empowering.

    Hey, motivated me to confirm my dentist appointment, that's empowering.

    Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

    The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.

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    She should have stabbed the piece of crap who faked 'murdered' her son. That's EVIL.

     

    It was funny for me but no doubt it was not funny for her.

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    DWARVES IN PROJECT ETERNITY = VOLOURN HAS PLEDGED $250.

     

    This is, without a doubt one of the funniest kickstarter promo I've seen! :D

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    Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. - H.L. Mencken

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    This is like the best thing I've read in a while:

     

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    "only when you no-life you can exist forever, because what does not live cannot die."

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    I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet. 
     

    Animal violence is a real turn off for me, even if fake.

    I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

     

    *If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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    I love animals, but I also love faked violence pranks. 

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    I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet. 
     

    It kind of seems like a bad precedent to set for the dog.  Ooooh a gun, it must be time for a walk!

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    Funny how Orogun doesn't even blink with the 'I fake killed my child and gave his mother a heart attack' prank but oh noes FAKE GUN POINTED AT DOG PRANK! is outrageously evil. LMAO

    DWARVES IN PROJECT ETERNITY = VOLOURN HAS PLEDGED $250.

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    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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    Got a chuckle out of this old advert

    Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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    Funny how Orogun doesn't even blink with the 'I fake killed my child and gave his mother a heart attack' prank but oh noes FAKE GUN POINTED AT DOG PRANK! is outrageously evil. LMAO

    Because I didn't watch that video.

    I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

     

    *If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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    That picture doesn't bother me. It's obviously in jest and technically you could even use it on a person. ;)

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