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The Funny Things Thread

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Necco Wafers are disgusting, but those "orange and black candies" are actually fairly good.

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"Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks

I showed that to my daughter and then explained what the mom and dad tax is.  It was educational and delicious.

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    I hate Wesley:

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    "Good thing I don't heal my characters or they'd be really hurt." Is not something I should ever be thinking.

     

    I use blue text when I'm being sarcastic.

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    “Political philosophers have often pointed out that in wartime, the citizen, the male citizen at least, loses one of his most basic rights, his right to life; and this has been true ever since the French Revolution and the invention of conscription, now an almost universally accepted principle. But these same philosophers have rarely noted that the citizen in question simultaneously loses another right, one just as basic and perhaps even more vital for his conception of himself as a civilized human being: the right not to kill.”
     
    -Jonathan Littell <<Les Bienveillantes>>
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    "The chancellor, the late chancellor, was only partly correct. He was obsolete. But so is the State, the entity he worshipped. Any state, entity, or ideology becomes obsolete when it stockpiles the wrong weapons: when it captures territories, but not minds; when it enslaves millions, but convinces nobody. When it is naked, yet puts on armor and calls it faith, while in the Eyes of God it has no faith at all. Any state, any entity, any ideology that fails to recognize the worth, the dignity, the rights of Man...that state is obsolete."

    -Rod Serling

     

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    One for the former Mormons.

     

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    All Stop. On Screen.

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    Fortune favors the bald.

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    Re: "What the United States thinks of Europe"

     

    Made me think about this commercial from Cadillac:

     

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    “Political philosophers have often pointed out that in wartime, the citizen, the male citizen at least, loses one of his most basic rights, his right to life; and this has been true ever since the French Revolution and the invention of conscription, now an almost universally accepted principle. But these same philosophers have rarely noted that the citizen in question simultaneously loses another right, one just as basic and perhaps even more vital for his conception of himself as a civilized human being: the right not to kill.”
     
    -Jonathan Littell <<Les Bienveillantes>>
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    "The chancellor, the late chancellor, was only partly correct. He was obsolete. But so is the State, the entity he worshipped. Any state, entity, or ideology becomes obsolete when it stockpiles the wrong weapons: when it captures territories, but not minds; when it enslaves millions, but convinces nobody. When it is naked, yet puts on armor and calls it faith, while in the Eyes of God it has no faith at all. Any state, any entity, any ideology that fails to recognize the worth, the dignity, the rights of Man...that state is obsolete."

    -Rod Serling

     

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    Theft has neer been this fun.

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    Fortune favors the bald.

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    Mean. Was the tripped girl in on the trip or did the guy decide to prank her too? :p

    DWARVES IN PROJECT ETERNITY = VOLOURN HAS PLEDGED $250.

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    29 Palms is a horrible place

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    I don't get this 29 Palms joke.

    "only when you no-life you can exist forever, because what does not live cannot die."

    Camp Pendleton you're a stone's throw away from Seaworld and TJ when you're on liberty.

     

    Hawaii... well... freaking *Hawaii*.

     

    29 Palms? Just out in the middle of the Mojave... *ahem* makes you wish for a nuclear winter.

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    “Political philosophers have often pointed out that in wartime, the citizen, the male citizen at least, loses one of his most basic rights, his right to life; and this has been true ever since the French Revolution and the invention of conscription, now an almost universally accepted principle. But these same philosophers have rarely noted that the citizen in question simultaneously loses another right, one just as basic and perhaps even more vital for his conception of himself as a civilized human being: the right not to kill.”
     
    -Jonathan Littell <<Les Bienveillantes>>
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    "The chancellor, the late chancellor, was only partly correct. He was obsolete. But so is the State, the entity he worshipped. Any state, entity, or ideology becomes obsolete when it stockpiles the wrong weapons: when it captures territories, but not minds; when it enslaves millions, but convinces nobody. When it is naked, yet puts on armor and calls it faith, while in the Eyes of God it has no faith at all. Any state, any entity, any ideology that fails to recognize the worth, the dignity, the rights of Man...that state is obsolete."

    -Rod Serling

     

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    CNBC reporter doesn't understand why Ireland doesn't use the pound, but the euro:

     

    Never attribute to malice that which can adequately be explained by incompetence.

     

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    “Political philosophers have often pointed out that in wartime, the citizen, the male citizen at least, loses one of his most basic rights, his right to life; and this has been true ever since the French Revolution and the invention of conscription, now an almost universally accepted principle. But these same philosophers have rarely noted that the citizen in question simultaneously loses another right, one just as basic and perhaps even more vital for his conception of himself as a civilized human being: the right not to kill.”
     
    -Jonathan Littell <<Les Bienveillantes>>
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    "The chancellor, the late chancellor, was only partly correct. He was obsolete. But so is the State, the entity he worshipped. Any state, entity, or ideology becomes obsolete when it stockpiles the wrong weapons: when it captures territories, but not minds; when it enslaves millions, but convinces nobody. When it is naked, yet puts on armor and calls it faith, while in the Eyes of God it has no faith at all. Any state, any entity, any ideology that fails to recognize the worth, the dignity, the rights of Man...that state is obsolete."

    -Rod Serling

     

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    Norway showing off again..

     

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    Fortune favors the bald.

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    Harry Potter memoribilia has convinced me I have a dirty mind.

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    It's true, those crotchety old atheists are sad because they shun the faith of Comic Sans.

    L I E S T R O N G
    L I V E W R O N G

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    Hahaha! They almost make it sound as if one is a pedophile XD

    Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. - H.L. Mencken

    They are probably afraid the children will hurt their little feet when they try to put them in the door. It takes a hardened adult foot to take on an atheist.

    Never attribute to malice that which can adequately be explained by incompetence.

     

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    To keep with my Ireland theme:

     

    Irish English teacher turned down for Korean job because of inherent "alcoholism nature of Irish people"

     

    http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-29929333

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