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Bah, forgot my imgur pw.

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Hmm, probably we must talks about beauty standards and anthropology firstly. For example Russians (even ethnic Russians) very non-homogeneous, difference genetic origin cause different appearance.
Major types are:
Finno-Ugric - descendants of assimilated Finno-Ugric tribes

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Russian-Central-Asian Arian type

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Slavic Russian type

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Obviously different anthropology cause different standards of beauty.
For example typical European girl looks too alien to us and considered as non-attractive.

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So what you're saying here is that you get turned on by cartoons. Well good for you for being honest. The first stage of curing a problem is admitting you have one. I'm proud of you. Now seek professional help, you wonderful, beautiful pervert.

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I still don't know how an obvious racist and troll is allowed to roam the forums, either he is a relative from one of the developers or he backed a million bucks. I know if I did what Oby does I would have been banned a million times. 

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So what you're saying here is that you get turned on by cartoons. Well good for you for being honest. The first stage of curing a problem is admitting you have one. I'm proud of you. Now seek professional help, you wonderful, beautiful pervert.

Two words will prove you wrong: Jessica Rabbit

You're a cheery wee bugger, Nep. Have I ever said that?

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So what you're saying here is that you get turned on by cartoons. Well good for you for being honest. The first stage of curing a problem is admitting you have one. I'm proud of you. Now seek professional help, you wonderful, beautiful pervert.

Two words will prove you wrong: Jessica Rabbit

 

 

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So what you're saying here is that you get turned on by cartoons. Well good for you for being honest. The first stage of curing a problem is admitting you have one. I'm proud of you. Now seek professional help, you wonderful, beautiful pervert.

Two words will prove you wrong: Jessica Rabbit

http://www.yayahan.com/portfolio/costumes/jessica-rabbit

haha what the hell

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Deploying palate cleanser.

 

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You know who I would make breakfast for, given the chance, is Bebe Neuwirth. She's almost my mom, but age has not caught up with her. Lilith, from Cheers, if you know her, lately on something called, Blue Bloods. I would totally peel her pear after drinking coffee. 

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Raithe has some good ones, but he always throws in at least two or three that seem to have been drawn with a compass.

 

By a hormone crazed 14 year old boy.

 

Who's a plastic surgeon.

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