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Kaine Parker's Pretty Woman

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I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet. 
 

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Bah, forgot my imgur pw.

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Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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    What kind of heresy is this? Thumbnails?! 

    I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet. 
     

    Hmm, probably we must talks about beauty standards and anthropology firstly. For example Russians (even ethnic Russians) very non-homogeneous, difference genetic origin cause different appearance.
    Major types are:
    Finno-Ugric - descendants of assimilated Finno-Ugric tribes

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    Russian-Central-Asian Arian type

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    Slavic Russian type

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    etc.

    Obviously different anthropology cause different standards of beauty.
    For example typical European girl looks too alien to us and considered as non-attractive.

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    So what you're saying here is that you get turned on by cartoons. Well good for you for being honest. The first stage of curing a problem is admitting you have one. I'm proud of you. Now seek professional help, you wonderful, beautiful pervert.

    Dirty deeds done cheap.

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    Hey, racism paint-by-numbers! Keepin' it classy, Oby!

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    I still don't know how an obvious racist and troll is allowed to roam the forums, either he is a relative from one of the developers or he backed a million bucks. I know if I did what Oby does I would have been banned a million times. 

    I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet. 
     

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    He doesn't need to be banned, really. We have an ignore function. It's invented for people like Oby.

    Never attribute to malice that which can adequately be explained by incompetence.

     

    So what you're saying here is that you get turned on by cartoons. Well good for you for being honest. The first stage of curing a problem is admitting you have one. I'm proud of you. Now seek professional help, you wonderful, beautiful pervert.

    Two words will prove you wrong: Jessica Rabbit

    You're a cheery wee bugger, Nep. Have I ever said that?

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    You know, I don't think they will.

    Dirty deeds done cheap.

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    The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.

     

    So what you're saying here is that you get turned on by cartoons. Well good for you for being honest. The first stage of curing a problem is admitting you have one. I'm proud of you. Now seek professional help, you wonderful, beautiful pervert.

    Two words will prove you wrong: Jessica Rabbit

     

     

    http://www.yayahan.com/portfolio/costumes/jessica-rabbit

    I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! ~ Ro-Man

    Yuck!

    "because they filled mommy with enough mythic power to become a demi-god" - KP

     

     

     

    So what you're saying here is that you get turned on by cartoons. Well good for you for being honest. The first stage of curing a problem is admitting you have one. I'm proud of you. Now seek professional help, you wonderful, beautiful pervert.

    Two words will prove you wrong: Jessica Rabbit

    http://www.yayahan.com/portfolio/costumes/jessica-rabbit

    haha what the hell

    Dirty deeds done cheap.

    Deploying palate cleanser.

     

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    "Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic

    "you're a damned filthy lying robot and you deserve to die and burn in hell." - Bartimaeus

    "Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander

    "Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador

    "You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort

    "thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex

    "Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock

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    "Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor

    "I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine

    "I love cheese despite the pain and carnage." - ShadySands

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    Deploying palate cleanser.

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    I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

     

    *If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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    Because we've not had any more Meg Turney for a while...

     

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    This thread need moar Russian racist pics.

    Selfie's from Moscow Automobile Salon 2014

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    Where are the Lada girls

    The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.

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    If stewardesses looked like that in real life my fear of flying would vanish in a split second.  

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    I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet. 
     

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    Oby delivers.

    Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

    You know who I would make breakfast for, given the chance, is Bebe Neuwirth. She's almost my mom, but age has not caught up with her. Lilith, from Cheers, if you know her, lately on something called, Blue Bloods. I would totally peel her pear after drinking coffee. 

    All Stop. On Screen.

    Just to throw in for the weekend collection..

     

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.

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    Raithe has some good ones, but he always throws in at least two or three that seem to have been drawn with a compass.

     

    By a hormone crazed 14 year old boy.

     

    Who's a plastic surgeon.

    "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

                 -Elwood Blues

     

    tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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