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Diverging from the Star Wars naming convention because I'm in denial that we've had six of these.

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I'm afraid Julia Roberts has more to do with that than I do.

 

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"To be fair, if I was married to Milla Jovovich, I would also be happy just making movies that show off her butt." - Hurlsnot

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"I murdered my entire family as well as the police and priests investigating me for murdering my entire family in the name of Satan. Good times." - Bartimaeus

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As a polite gentleman i'll never get used to Americans blatantly sticking the rods up at people, rather rude if you ask me.

Quite an experience to live in misery isn't it? That's what it is to be married with children.

I've seen things you people can't even imagine. Pearly Kings glittering on the Elephant and Castle, Morris Men dancing 'til the last light of midsummer. I watched Druid fires burning in the ruins of Stonehenge, and Yorkshiremen gurning for prizes. All these things will be lost in time, like alopecia on a skinhead. Time for tiffin.

 

Tea for the teapot!

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Strange that American differently abled gangs are using our rude gestures. I noticed that she has rather poor posture, but i'd hardly have thought she was crippled.

Quite an experience to live in misery isn't it? That's what it is to be married with children.

I've seen things you people can't even imagine. Pearly Kings glittering on the Elephant and Castle, Morris Men dancing 'til the last light of midsummer. I watched Druid fires burning in the ruins of Stonehenge, and Yorkshiremen gurning for prizes. All these things will be lost in time, like alopecia on a skinhead. Time for tiffin.

 

Tea for the teapot!

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What a wag old Winny was.

Quite an experience to live in misery isn't it? That's what it is to be married with children.

I've seen things you people can't even imagine. Pearly Kings glittering on the Elephant and Castle, Morris Men dancing 'til the last light of midsummer. I watched Druid fires burning in the ruins of Stonehenge, and Yorkshiremen gurning for prizes. All these things will be lost in time, like alopecia on a skinhead. Time for tiffin.

 

Tea for the teapot!

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Is that two cigars he's holding in his left hand? I feel so... inadequate.

Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. - H.L. Mencken

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You guys have already broken the rules of this thread, and we're not even 2 pages in.  The title clearly states "pretty woman", singular, yet I count no less than 3 different women pictured.

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You guys have already broken the rules of this thread, and we're not even 2 pages in. The title clearly states "pretty woman", singular, yet I count no less than 3 different women pictured.

Hey, I posted a picture from "Pretty Woman" so don't blame me.

"To be fair, if I was married to Milla Jovovich, I would also be happy just making movies that show off her butt." - Hurlsnot

"I originally just wanted to ignore this, but I can't sleep, so why not." - majestic

"I murdered my entire family as well as the police and priests investigating me for murdering my entire family in the name of Satan. Good times." - Bartimaeus

"I will undoubtedly cave and buy this since Nintendo has me by the balls with Shin Megami Tensei V." - Keyrock

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You guys have already broken the rules of this thread, and we're not even 2 pages in.  The title clearly states "pretty woman", singular, yet I count no less than 3 different women pictured.

 

Sounds like you need a drink.

 

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I still say we should stick with just one woman.  I vote for the redhead, she's better than gang sign girl, Julia Roberts, and old timey actress.

But what about Winston Churchill?

 

And I don't know who the redhead is so...how about Natalya Rudakova?

 

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Wasn't she in a Jason Statham movie?  I don't remember which one.  They're all exactly the same anyhow.

 

Anyway, she's very pretty.

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"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

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tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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And

 

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"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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