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Damn, his knee looks like her boobs popped out.

 

I spent a good minute staring at it trying to figure out why they looked so weird but still certain something was wrong.

"The Courier was the worst of all of them. The worst by far. When he died the first time, he must have met the devil, and then killed him."

 

 

Is your mom hot? It may explain why guys were following her ?

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Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. - H.L. Mencken

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I always found them ridiculous, gears for its own sake always discounting that art noveau was the popular style of the day. Is it too much to ask for some symmetry and some flow?

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I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

 

*If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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This is probably the best thing I've ever seen.

 

 

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"Some men see things as they are and say why?"
"I dream things that never were and say why not?"
- George Bernard Shaw

"Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man."
- Friedrich Nietzsche

 

"The amount of energy necessary to refute bull**** is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it."

- Some guy 

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Girls still very pretty .

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"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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Yes, steampunk getups can be pretty fetching...

 

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Heh, quirky thing I was talking to my friend the other day, and she was talking about her friend who married a model.... and that's the model in question. I suddenly got a "hey, that's Sarah!" from over my shoulder as I was checking the forum thread.
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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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Wow. Men sure got the short end of the stick when it comes to looks.

Maybe that's why many SJWs want to be women.

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"Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic

"you're a damned filthy lying robot and you deserve to die and burn in hell." - Bartimaeus

"Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander

"Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador

"You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort

"thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex

"Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock

"Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco

"we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii

"I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing

"feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth

"Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi

"Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor

"I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine

"I love cheese despite the pain and carnage." - ShadySands

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Wow. Men sure got the short end of the stick when it comes to looks.

 

Maybe, but I'm still happy that I'm a man, ugly as I may be I'm thoroughly enjoying my gender specific abilities and would not want to swap gender, ever. 

 

Top female ski star of my little country:

 

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I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet. 
 

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Wow. Men sure got the short end of the stick when it comes to looks.

 

Maybe, but I'm still happy that I'm a man, ugly as I may be I'm thoroughly enjoying my gender specific abilities and would not want to swap gender, ever. 

 

But ugly men don't have girlfriends. :p  What a reason to be a man if you can't feel main coolness of man existence?

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But ugly men don't have girlfriends.

Putin is ugly and short, but he had a wife and still has a platoon of hot chicks at his disposal.

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I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet. 
 

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But ugly men don't have girlfriends.

Putin is ugly and short, but he had a wife and still has a platoon of hot chicks at his disposal.

 

 

A platoon of terrified chicks.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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But ugly men don't have girlfriends.

Putin is ugly and short, but he had a wife and still has a platoon of hot chicks at his disposal.

 

 

A platoon of terrified chicks.

 

More than what I got.

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I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

 

*If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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But ugly men don't have girlfriends.

 

Putin is ugly and short, but he had a wife and still has a platoon of hot chicks at his disposal.

A platoon of terrified chicks.

More than what I got.
That ain't saying much.

 

Don't normally like to post porn stars, but Mercedes Carrera is sexy as hell.

 

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"Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic

"you're a damned filthy lying robot and you deserve to die and burn in hell." - Bartimaeus

"Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander

"Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador

"You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort

"thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex

"Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock

"Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco

"we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii

"I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing

"feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth

"Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi

"Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor

"I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine

"I love cheese despite the pain and carnage." - ShadySands

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Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. - H.L. Mencken

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Broken? Not getting any picture, just image name.

Fixed.

"Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic

"you're a damned filthy lying robot and you deserve to die and burn in hell." - Bartimaeus

"Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander

"Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador

"You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort

"thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex

"Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock

"Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco

"we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii

"I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing

"feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth

"Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi

"Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor

"I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine

"I love cheese despite the pain and carnage." - ShadySands

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