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Kaine Parker's Pretty Woman

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Old thread.

 

Diverging from the Star Wars naming convention because I'm in denial that we've had six of these.

"Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater."
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    I'm afraid Julia Roberts has more to do with that than I do.

     

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    "Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic

    "you're a damned filthy lying robot and you deserve to die and burn in hell." - Bartimaeus

    "Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander

    "Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador

    "You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort

    "thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex

    "Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock

    "Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco

    "we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii

    "I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing

    "feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth

    "Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi

    "Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor

    "I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine

    "I love cheese despite the pain and carnage." - ShadySands

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    @ Fighter: wow, me likey  :w00t:

     

     

     


    BTW, Woldan should check out Lake Placid 3. His dream woman is in it.


    Who?

    I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet. 
     

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    Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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    I know that this is extreme nitpicking, but wow she has a high forehead on her.

    "because they filled mommy with enough mythic power to become a demi-god" - KP

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    As a polite gentleman i'll never get used to Americans blatantly sticking the rods up at people, rather rude if you ask me.

    Quite an experience to live in misery isn't it? That's what it is to be married with children.

    I've seen things you people can't even imagine. Pearly Kings glittering on the Elephant and Castle, Morris Men dancing 'til the last light of midsummer. I watched Druid fires burning in the ruins of Stonehenge, and Yorkshiremen gurning for prizes. All these things will be lost in time, like alopecia on a skinhead. Time for tiffin.

     

    Tea for the teapot!

    Is a gang sign, the lady is obviously a crip.

    I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

     

    *If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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    As a non-American I have no idea what any of those finger signs are. I just think she is hot.

    Strange that American differently abled gangs are using our rude gestures. I noticed that she has rather poor posture, but i'd hardly have thought she was crippled.

    Quite an experience to live in misery isn't it? That's what it is to be married with children.

    I've seen things you people can't even imagine. Pearly Kings glittering on the Elephant and Castle, Morris Men dancing 'til the last light of midsummer. I watched Druid fires burning in the ruins of Stonehenge, and Yorkshiremen gurning for prizes. All these things will be lost in time, like alopecia on a skinhead. Time for tiffin.

     

    Tea for the teapot!

    As a polite gentleman i'll never get used to Americans blatantly sticking the rods up at people, rather rude if you ask me.

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    At least she bows too.

    The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.

    What a wag old Winny was.

    Quite an experience to live in misery isn't it? That's what it is to be married with children.

    I've seen things you people can't even imagine. Pearly Kings glittering on the Elephant and Castle, Morris Men dancing 'til the last light of midsummer. I watched Druid fires burning in the ruins of Stonehenge, and Yorkshiremen gurning for prizes. All these things will be lost in time, like alopecia on a skinhead. Time for tiffin.

     

    Tea for the teapot!

    Is that two cigars he's holding in his left hand? I feel so... inadequate.

    Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. - H.L. Mencken

    You guys have already broken the rules of this thread, and we're not even 2 pages in.  The title clearly states "pretty woman", singular, yet I count no less than 3 different women pictured.

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    "Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks

    You guys have already broken the rules of this thread, and we're not even 2 pages in. The title clearly states "pretty woman", singular, yet I count no less than 3 different women pictured.

    Hey, I posted a picture from "Pretty Woman" so don't blame me.

    "Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic

    "you're a damned filthy lying robot and you deserve to die and burn in hell." - Bartimaeus

    "Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander

    "Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador

    "You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort

    "thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex

    "Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock

    "Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco

    "we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii

    "I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing

    "feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth

    "Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi

    "Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor

    "I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine

    "I love cheese despite the pain and carnage." - ShadySands

    You guys have already broken the rules of this thread, and we're not even 2 pages in.  The title clearly states "pretty woman", singular, yet I count no less than 3 different women pictured.

     

    Sounds like you need a drink.

     

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    I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! ~ Ro-Man

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    I still say we should stick with just one woman.  I vote for the redhead, she's better than gang sign girl, Julia Roberts, and old timey actress.

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    "Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks

    I still say we should stick with just one woman.  I vote for the redhead, she's better than gang sign girl, Julia Roberts, and old timey actress.

    But what about Winston Churchill?

     

    And I don't know who the redhead is so...how about Natalya Rudakova?

     

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    I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! ~ Ro-Man

    Wasn't she in a Jason Statham movie?  I don't remember which one.  They're all exactly the same anyhow.

     

    Anyway, she's very pretty.

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    "Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks

    Transporter 3.

     

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    I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! ~ Ro-Man

    Gingerlicious Russian chicks, eh?

     

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    Transporter 3 had an explosive end in Ukraine.

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    The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.

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    "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

                 -Elwood Blues

     

    tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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    And

     

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    "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

                 -Elwood Blues

     

    tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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