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You're probably thinking of the SVD-Dragunov. Not really an AK but close, fires the larger 7.62x54r. 

 

The pic is so funny because the eye relief of scopes is about 10-12 centimeters. Since its mounted on the handguard its absolutely completely useless. That guy found a way to make his AK even more inaccurate. With a scope. Now thats irony right there. 

No it was an AK with an integrated night vision sight. Or it was a made up thing. 

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No it was an AK with an integrated night vision sight. Or it was a made up thing.

Well yeah, you can slap a NV on an AK, some AK'S come with receivers that allow a side scope mount.

 

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I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet. 
 

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That must've been rather a bit awkward:

 

"US exchange student pulled from Tubingen university marble vagina"

 

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Story here: http://www.news.com.au/world/us-exchange-student-pulled-from-tubingen-university-marble-vagina/story-fndir2ev-1226963283491

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You're probably thinking of the SVD-Dragunov. Not really an AK but close, fires the larger 7.62x54r. 

 

The pic is so funny because the eye relief of scopes is about 10-12 centimeters. Since its mounted on the handguard its absolutely completely useless. That guy found a way to make his AK even more inaccurate. With a scope. Now thats irony right there. 

No it was an AK with an integrated night vision sight. Or it was a made up thing. 

 

 

Could've been an AN-94 with a fixed scope or an VSS Vintorez rifle. Depending on the game and so on you could've found one with a NV upgrade.

Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. - H.L. Mencken

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Subtle, very subtle...

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Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. - H.L. Mencken

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“Political philosophers have often pointed out that in wartime, the citizen, the male citizen at least, loses one of his most basic rights, his right to life; and this has been true ever since the French Revolution and the invention of conscription, now an almost universally accepted principle. But these same philosophers have rarely noted that the citizen in question simultaneously loses another right, one just as basic and perhaps even more vital for his conception of himself as a civilized human being: the right not to kill.”
 
-Jonathan Littell <<Les Bienveillantes>>
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"The chancellor, the late chancellor, was only partly correct. He was obsolete. But so is the State, the entity he worshipped. Any state, entity, or ideology becomes obsolete when it stockpiles the wrong weapons: when it captures territories, but not minds; when it enslaves millions, but convinces nobody. When it is naked, yet puts on armor and calls it faith, while in the Eyes of God it has no faith at all. Any state, any entity, any ideology that fails to recognize the worth, the dignity, the rights of Man...that state is obsolete."

-Rod Serling

 

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That must've been rather a bit awkward:

 

"US exchange student pulled from Tubingen university marble vagina"

 

2us7fyx.jpg

 

Story here: http://www.news.com.au/world/us-exchange-student-pulled-from-tubingen-university-marble-vagina/story-fndir2ev-1226963283491

 

A fine arts lecturer at my uni once told me that "men spend nine months getting out of the womb, and the rest of their lives trying to get back in."

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“Political philosophers have often pointed out that in wartime, the citizen, the male citizen at least, loses one of his most basic rights, his right to life; and this has been true ever since the French Revolution and the invention of conscription, now an almost universally accepted principle. But these same philosophers have rarely noted that the citizen in question simultaneously loses another right, one just as basic and perhaps even more vital for his conception of himself as a civilized human being: the right not to kill.”
 
-Jonathan Littell <<Les Bienveillantes>>
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"The chancellor, the late chancellor, was only partly correct. He was obsolete. But so is the State, the entity he worshipped. Any state, entity, or ideology becomes obsolete when it stockpiles the wrong weapons: when it captures territories, but not minds; when it enslaves millions, but convinces nobody. When it is naked, yet puts on armor and calls it faith, while in the Eyes of God it has no faith at all. Any state, any entity, any ideology that fails to recognize the worth, the dignity, the rights of Man...that state is obsolete."

-Rod Serling

 

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The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

 

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What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

 

Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

 

Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

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