GhoulishVisage Posted October 27, 2013 Posted October 27, 2013 And SMBC Theatre predicts CookieClicker: 3 When in doubt, blame the elves. I have always hated the word "censorship", I prefer seeing it as just removing content that isn't suitable or is considered offensive
ManifestedISO Posted October 27, 2013 Posted October 27, 2013 I noticed one boy had created a place called Pen Island. Now this wasn't one of my rowdy boys, so I asked him as politely as I could if he noticed any problems with the name. He had the requisite Sharpie Swamp and Magic Marker Mountains, so I was pretty convinced he did not realize what he did. So I told him to think about what would happen if he dropped the land from the name. His reaction was priceless. I told him he could change it and present another day. I read the whole post twice and still didn't see it. Some English major, I was. I thought, Pen Island ... you mean, like a pig pen ... Pig Pen Island ... I don't see anything wrong with th-- 4 All Stop. On Screen.
LadyCrimson Posted October 27, 2013 Posted October 27, 2013 Note..."Honest Trailers" assumes you've seen the show/movie in question. eg, spoilery is involved. 1 “Things are as they are. Looking out into the universe at night, we make no comparisons between right and wrong stars, nor between well and badly arranged constellations.” – Alan Watts
Woldan Posted October 27, 2013 Posted October 27, 2013 5 I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet.
Agiel Posted October 27, 2013 Posted October 27, 2013 Not funny, but something pretty cool nonetheless: Though I fail to see how the lyrics of Creep are relevant to the content of this animation. 2 Quote “Political philosophers have often pointed out that in wartime, the citizen, the male citizen at least, loses one of his most basic rights, his right to life; and this has been true ever since the French Revolution and the invention of conscription, now an almost universally accepted principle. But these same philosophers have rarely noted that the citizen in question simultaneously loses another right, one just as basic and perhaps even more vital for his conception of himself as a civilized human being: the right not to kill.” -Jonathan Littell <<Les Bienveillantes>> Quote "The chancellor, the late chancellor, was only partly correct. He was obsolete. But so is the State, the entity he worshipped. Any state, entity, or ideology becomes obsolete when it stockpiles the wrong weapons: when it captures territories, but not minds; when it enslaves millions, but convinces nobody. When it is naked, yet puts on armor and calls it faith, while in the Eyes of God it has no faith at all. Any state, any entity, any ideology that fails to recognize the worth, the dignity, the rights of Man...that state is obsolete." -Rod Serling
Agiel Posted October 28, 2013 Posted October 28, 2013 My roommate from Sophomore year who is now undergoing OCS for the Navy also showed me this gem from the Armed Forces Television and Radio (known as "A-Farts" by those in the military). If you ever wanted to know the virtues of Special Power of Attorney over General Power of Attorney: 3 Quote “Political philosophers have often pointed out that in wartime, the citizen, the male citizen at least, loses one of his most basic rights, his right to life; and this has been true ever since the French Revolution and the invention of conscription, now an almost universally accepted principle. But these same philosophers have rarely noted that the citizen in question simultaneously loses another right, one just as basic and perhaps even more vital for his conception of himself as a civilized human being: the right not to kill.” -Jonathan Littell <<Les Bienveillantes>> Quote "The chancellor, the late chancellor, was only partly correct. He was obsolete. But so is the State, the entity he worshipped. Any state, entity, or ideology becomes obsolete when it stockpiles the wrong weapons: when it captures territories, but not minds; when it enslaves millions, but convinces nobody. When it is naked, yet puts on armor and calls it faith, while in the Eyes of God it has no faith at all. Any state, any entity, any ideology that fails to recognize the worth, the dignity, the rights of Man...that state is obsolete." -Rod Serling
Walsingham Posted October 28, 2013 Posted October 28, 2013 7 "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
TrashMan Posted October 28, 2013 Posted October 28, 2013 I noticed one boy had created a place called Pen Island. Now this wasn't one of my rowdy boys, so I asked him as politely as I could if he noticed any problems with the name. He had the requisite Sharpie Swamp and Magic Marker Mountains, so I was pretty convinced he did not realize what he did. So I told him to think about what would happen if he dropped the land from the name. His reaction was priceless. I told him he could change it and present another day. I read the whole post twice and still didn't see it. Some English major, I was. I thought, Pen Island ... you mean, like a pig pen ... Pig Pen Island ... I don't see anything wrong with th-- ....What? The entire things is just...stupid. Chnging the name because of that? 2 * YOU ARE A WRONGULARITY FROM WHICH NO RIGHT CAN ESCAPE! *Chuck Norris was wrong once - He thought HE made a mistake!
Rosbjerg Posted October 28, 2013 Author Posted October 28, 2013 It was for the student, so his classmates wouldn't laugh.. Fortune favors the bald.
JFSOCC Posted October 28, 2013 Posted October 28, 2013 It was for the student, so his classmates wouldn't laugh.. because we're all 8. 1 Remember: Argue the point, not the person. Remain polite and constructive. Friendly forums have friendly debate. There's no shame in being wrong. If you don't have something to add, don't post for the sake of it. And don't be afraid to post thoughts you are uncertain about, that's what discussion is for.---Pet threads, everyone has them. I love imagining Gods, Monsters, Factions and Weapons.
TrashMan Posted October 28, 2013 Posted October 28, 2013 * YOU ARE A WRONGULARITY FROM WHICH NO RIGHT CAN ESCAPE! *Chuck Norris was wrong once - He thought HE made a mistake!
Amentep Posted October 28, 2013 Posted October 28, 2013 (edited) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eryxAcsTcOA Edited October 28, 2013 by Amentep 3 I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! ~ Ro-Man
Malcador Posted October 28, 2013 Posted October 28, 2013 And I thought my postman chucking the box at the door was bad. 4 Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra
LadyCrimson Posted October 28, 2013 Posted October 28, 2013 2 “Things are as they are. Looking out into the universe at night, we make no comparisons between right and wrong stars, nor between well and badly arranged constellations.” – Alan Watts
Amentep Posted October 28, 2013 Posted October 28, 2013 They had a serious bird problem on that. I like this one - 3 I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! ~ Ro-Man
Raithe Posted October 28, 2013 Posted October 28, 2013 Some new old Star Wars bloopers - not all of them have sound. http://youtu.be/OgLl0_mqLtc "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
ShadySands Posted October 28, 2013 Posted October 28, 2013 and this is what churches look like on Pen Island 8 Free games updated 3/4/21
Malcador Posted October 28, 2013 Posted October 28, 2013 Some nice explosives on the ANH set Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra
JFSOCC Posted October 28, 2013 Posted October 28, 2013 They had a serious bird problem on that. I like this one - I lol'ed at the co-op mode comment. Remember: Argue the point, not the person. Remain polite and constructive. Friendly forums have friendly debate. There's no shame in being wrong. If you don't have something to add, don't post for the sake of it. And don't be afraid to post thoughts you are uncertain about, that's what discussion is for.---Pet threads, everyone has them. I love imagining Gods, Monsters, Factions and Weapons.
Azdeus Posted October 28, 2013 Posted October 28, 2013 I lol'ed at the co-op mode comment. My favourite is the "But when you're stupid, there is nothing that can be done..." one! Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. - H.L. Mencken
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