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My alarm clock malfunctioned, but fortunately I had a dream about being late for a plane , and this got intense enough to wake me up anyway.

 

Hm, while I had a dream about slowly exploring a semi-abandoned industrial estate full of weirdly animated skeletons of kids left by some psychotic necromancer type. There were also fairy sparkles.  It was weird.

 

I'm glad I'm awake now.

"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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Probably gonna get fiber optics showed everywhere in the near future, though.

 

Well if it's any consolation, this experience is probably gonna be a great story some day. Stories with tubes, fiber optics and wires out of the body usually are..

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Fortune favors the bald.

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Got the initial batch of blood work today, which is a negative on the pulmonary embolism indicator. Which is kind of nice, since I was 3/3 on the usual symptoms.

 

So the good news is that I'm probably going to be alive to play saints row iv next week. Probably gonna get fiber optics showed everywhere in the near future, though.

Well that's good, keep living.

Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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Busy week, been asked to work with a sort of underground university/school.. it's all pro bono, there are nothing to put on the CV, it's just paying it forward so to speak.. Really interesting.. It's a little Fight Club'ish though haha. I gave my yes and I will get involved, but I'm gonna test the water and see if they have any underlying agenda though - I don't wanna be sucked into a cult.

Fortune favors the bald.

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My alarm clock malfunctioned, but fortunately I had a dream about being late for a plane , and this got intense enough to wake me up anyway.

 

Hm, while I had a dream about slowly exploring a semi-abandoned industrial estate full of weirdly animated skeletons of kids left by some psychotic necromancer type. There were also fairy sparkles.  It was weird.

 

I'm glad I'm awake now.

 

 

And you just LEFT a necromancer wandering around loose? FFS get back to sleep and finish the ****er!

 

~

 

EDIT: Another stressful day at work. To simplify, I told a customer they could have something for free, by way of a sweetener, no big deal. But then my one up stepped in and charged them anyway. I bit my tongue at the time, but I think he was a bit taken aback when I went off on one at him afterwards. I told him I'd rather pay double my mistake and stick to my word. I don't want him making me into a liar. Furious.

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"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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My alarm clock malfunctioned, but fortunately I had a dream about being late for a plane , and this got intense enough to wake me up anyway.

I dreamt I was in Fallout

I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

 

*If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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I feel like some kind of superhero today.
I beat two pro-cyclists in an epic half-hour long very steep uphill battle even though they were probably weighing 20kg less than me, then I heard the distress calls from a cat that was stuck on a tree, rescued the baby kitten (which was very grateful) and later I beat my bicycle speed record twice (~102 kmh).

What a nice day.

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I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet. 
 

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My sis took an overnight trip to Denmark to buy cheap booze for the rest of the family, but she also decided to buy me a present; "Valhalla Mjød".

 

Really nice gift, and I'm honestly surprised!

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Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. - H.L. Mencken

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That makes me think, why hasn't science figured out a better way to check the prostate? Thank god Im not old enough yet but I know my time is coming. Im secretly hoping technology will catch up between now and then.

Too many female urologists.

The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.

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That makes me think, why hasn't science figured out a better way to check the prostate? Thank god Im not old enough yet but I know my time is coming. Im secretly hoping technology will catch up between now and then.

Too many female urologists.

 

 

No substitute for having a look? Actually, I'm sure there are better mechanical and chemical indicators of cancer in the prostate, but hospital specialists enjoy the ego boost of giving internal organs the old cold stare. :)

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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Doing the math... might make overtime this week for the first time in.... 6 years?

 

Currently at 62 hours in the pay period, and today I'm gonna add another 10 to 11 to that today (last day of the period).  For this week I'm at 38.somthing, so if I pull a little more than 11 hours, technically I'm earning overtime (not much but it's overtime.

 

Next week I'm at about 20 hours overall, but am the only driver really working saturday after noon. Which means my runs are going to take longer in general because of drop offs. If this were McDonalds I'd have been fired for dunking an emplyoee's head in the frier so go figure :p

Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition!

 

Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.

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Heh, I always remember how when I did my industrial placement yeaars ago, the office manager came down on one of the guys working there because he always wrapped up work and left at 5pm on the dot.  The guy turned around and basically did a "Look, if I need to stay over my hours to do the work, I've messed up. If I'm doing my job properly, I should be getting it done without staying past evening's end. If you need me to sit twiddling my thumbs at my desk late, that's a problem you have to sort out for yourself."

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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It's a friend's birthday, so I'm likely going to drink too much and eat cake.

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Feels like a good night for a fire so I split wood today for it. GF will be here in an hour, I've made a nice dinner, soft music, moonlight coming in through the loft window, and a fire in the fireplace to close the deal. Ok, it was a safe bet anyway but I believe in doing it right!

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"While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before"

Thomas Sowell

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Tonight I'm vacuuming and cleaning the bathroom.

Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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Feels like a good night for a fire so I split wood today for it. GF will be here in an hour, I've made a nice dinner, soft music, moonlight coming in through the loft window, and a fire in the fireplace to close the deal. Ok, it was a safe bet anyway but I believe in doing it right!

 

That sounds real nice.  My preparation just involves closing enough doors in the house so that if the kids catch on to the fact their parents are missing, we will hear them coming.  It's a chess match. 

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Was in bed before ten last night, and out like a light. Very abnormal for me.

 

Got my just desserts on waking at oh-christ thirty with a pain in my back and drenched in sweat.

 

I strongly suspect a gypsy curse.

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"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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The mystery is solved. I just found a very sweaty monkey armed with a pointed stick, wearing a guilty expression, hiding in my bedroom.

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"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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10 hour road trip. Longest I've driven in a while. All good since get to see my niece and nephew - 1 1/2 years old and 4 months.

"Things are funny...are comedic, because they mix the real with the absurd." - Buzz Aldrin.

"P-O-T-A-T-O-E" - Dan Quayle

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Feels like a good night for a fire so I split wood today for it. GF will be here in an hour, I've made a nice dinner, soft music, moonlight coming in through the loft window, and a fire in the fireplace to close the deal. Ok, it was a safe bet anyway but I believe in doing it right!

 

Think about it, soon you won't be saying " my GF"  but my "fiancée"

 

:)

"Abashed the devil stood and felt how awful goodness is and saw Virtue in her shape how lovely: and pined his loss”

John Milton 

"We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.” -  George Bernard Shaw

"What counts in life is not the mere fact that we have lived. It is what difference we have made to the lives of others that will determine the significance of the life we lead" - Nelson Mandela

 

 

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The mystery is solved. I just found a very sweaty monkey armed with a pointed stick, wearing a guilty expression, hiding in my bedroom.

 

I just realised this would have been much more humourous if it had been just Julian Assange wearing an expression of smug satiation.

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"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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