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The funny things thread

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Good god. Was that a petrol pump in the last gif?

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

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Good god. Was that a petrol pump in the last gif?

 

Hey, if the stuff is liquid it can be used for cleaning, right?

I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet. 
 

 

Good god. Was that a petrol pump in the last gif?

 

Hey, if the stuff is liquid it can be used for cleaning, right?

 

 

Well, I know my grandfather used it for cleaning his uniform in the desert. But I can understand not wanting an old lady spraying it around a petrol station. :)

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

Your grandfather was a wise man! I too love washing with pure gasoline, forget all those weak laundry detergents, when I fill my washing machine with high octane racing fuel even the dirtiest colored laundry comes out shining white.
As a bonus the intensive pleasant smell repels bugs, cures stuffed noses and makes me feel reeeally relaxed all day long.  :yes:

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I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet. 
 

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    Man, one would've thought there'd be "No smoking" signs at gas stations. :shrugz:

    Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. - H.L. Mencken

    it's not the cigarette but static electricity generated by her sweater.

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    Yeah, you don't want to start the pump then get in and of your car - very easy to build up static electricity and ignite fumes.

    I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! ~ Ro-Man

    Ah, well, says cigarette in the title of the video so I'll blame that. Would explain her pulling her jumper though, could've been clingy from static.

     

    I still would'nt have been surprised at a cigarette though, because, y'know - people. :)

    Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. - H.L. Mencken

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    Despite what the movies like to show, it's pretty hard to ignite gasoline/fumes with a lit cigarette. Which isn't to say it's impossible or that one should feel free to smoke around gas pumps and such - only that it's not very likely to occur.

    Still gaming with my 9900k/2080ti/32 ram. One day I suppose a game may inspire me to finally upgrade. Maybe. 

    Relit cigarettes does have a tendency to turn beards into ash though. My beard more precisely. My beard thanks me for quitting.

    Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. - H.L. Mencken

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    Hehehe, it sounds about right, it's similar words in Swedish. :D

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    Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. - H.L. Mencken

    Man, one would've thought there'd be "No smoking" signs at gas stations. :shrugz:

     

    I am temperamentally inclined to obey signs. Which I sometimes think I take too far. But nevertheless I am amazed by how often I see people ignoring safety signs. It's as if they think not being blown up and/or killing other people is too 'square.'

    "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

                 -Elwood Blues

     

    tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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    Truly?  :blink:

     

    Yep and even better on some of the old elevators in Copenhagen you'll find this.

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    it says "in motion" / "to here"

    Fortune favors the bald.

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    I'll just post this Finnish bread product here so we can /thread

     

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    You're a cheery wee bugger, Nep. Have I ever said that?

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    Jerker is an timehonoured Swedish name, the common four letter word for promiscous woman means The end/An end or "out of".

     

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    Or why not;

     

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    Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. - H.L. Mencken

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    I'll just post this Finnish bread product here so we can /thread

     

    weird_jussipussi-431x300.jpg

     

    Right... the one advertisement that made one year of my life a living hell. 

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    TIL the Scandinavian languages are probably just messing with British people for the hell of it.. There are far too many of these to be a coincidence.

    Fortune favors the bald.

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    Cats on anesthetics.

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    Fortune favors the bald.

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    That's... determination.

    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

    Cats on anesthetics.

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    If you can imagine a pig doing precisely these moves, you can imagine me drunk.

    "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

                 -Elwood Blues

     

    tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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