Cultist Posted June 8, 2013 Share Posted June 8, 2013 YES, WE CAN! and because my faith in humanity will fail if spiders will earn less pages than thread, discussing boobies in games. ...oh, wait, I have no faith in humanity. Moar to come! P.S. Dedicated to all petitioners who demanded removal of spiders from the game 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drowsy Emperor Posted June 8, 2013 Share Posted June 8, 2013 If I had a flame thrower I'd be reaching for it now. 2 И погибе Српски кнез Лазаре,И његова сва изгибе војска, Седамдесет и седам иљада;Све је свето и честито билоИ миломе Богу приступачно. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosbjerg Posted June 8, 2013 Share Posted June 8, 2013 I .. hate.. spiders.. I scream like a little frightened girl whenever one jumps me, or I'm playing Skyrim and one of those bearsized *shudder* freaks come up from behind. But those are actually kind of cute, especially the water hat heh. 2 Fortune favors the bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alanschu Posted June 8, 2013 Share Posted June 8, 2013 Computer and Console? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigranes Posted June 8, 2013 Share Posted June 8, 2013 For a second I thought it was Cutlock with a new idea about a spider-man game. 1 Let's Play: Icewind Dale Ironman (Complete) Let's Play: Icewind Dale II Ironman (Complete) Let's Play: Divinity II (Complete) Let's Play: Baldur's Gate Trilogy Ironman - BG1 (Complete) Let's Play: Baldur's Gate Trilogy Ironman - BG2 (In Progress) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PK htiw klaw eriF Posted June 8, 2013 Share Posted June 8, 2013 Those Spiders are extremely cute and more interesting than seeing Oby bitch about the West taking away all of teh b00bz. 1 "Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic "you're a damned filthy lying robot and you deserve to die and burn in hell." - Bartimaeus "Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander "Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador "You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort "thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex "Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock "Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco "we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii "I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing "feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth "Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi "Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor "I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine "I love cheese despite the pain and carnage." - ShadySands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted June 8, 2013 Share Posted June 8, 2013 (edited) I really don't understand what makes spiders any creepier than any other crawly. They're just hard-working goons trying to get by. Leave the poor sods alone. EDIT: Having said that if required to remove a spider I will just t*** it with a shoe. Edited June 8, 2013 by Walsingham 1 "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosbjerg Posted June 8, 2013 Share Posted June 8, 2013 It's an irrational fear, that's what a phobia is.. It's panic, heavy breathing and loss of mental faculty.. 1 Fortune favors the bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PK htiw klaw eriF Posted June 8, 2013 Share Posted June 8, 2013 It's an irrational fear, that's what a phobia is.. It's panic, heavy breathing and loss of mental faculty.. The best times of my life have included heavy breathing and/or loss of metal faculty! Although I have a phobia of squids and octopuses. Those tentacles scare the **** out of me. 3 "Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic "you're a damned filthy lying robot and you deserve to die and burn in hell." - Bartimaeus "Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander "Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador "You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort "thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex "Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock "Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco "we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii "I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing "feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth "Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi "Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor "I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine "I love cheese despite the pain and carnage." - ShadySands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosbjerg Posted June 8, 2013 Share Posted June 8, 2013 Well I've heard enough about hentai, to have a vague idea of what you might be referring to. 2 Fortune favors the bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgon Posted June 8, 2013 Share Posted June 8, 2013 It's something about the way they move that's disturbing, but really they are hugely preferable to flies. Large ones will still get evicted once discovered though. Jumping spiders are cute. They don't have the freakish long legs. Na na na na na na ... greg358 from Darksouls 3 PVP is a CHEATER. That is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted June 8, 2013 Share Posted June 8, 2013 (edited) Kaine, what gives with the tentacle fear? Tentacles are nature's way of telling me someone isn't a relative and I can souse them in teriyaki marinade, barbecue and eat them. Edited June 8, 2013 by Walsingham 1 "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoonDing Posted June 9, 2013 Share Posted June 9, 2013 It's those huge Brazilian ones I hate. The ending of the words is ALMSIVI. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Humanoid Posted June 9, 2013 Share Posted June 9, 2013 I .. hate.. spiders.. I scream like a little frightened girl whenever one jumps me, or I'm playing Skyrim and one of those bearsized *shudder* freaks come up from behind. But those are actually kind of cute, especially the water hat heh. http://skyrim.nexusmods.com/mods/26468/ L I E S T R O N GL I V E W R O N G Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PK htiw klaw eriF Posted June 9, 2013 Share Posted June 9, 2013 Kaine, what gives with the tentacle fear? I honestly don't know. I think a large part of it is the suckers(and teeth on some varieties) as well as how "squirmy" they are when in movement. Encountering such a creature would instill a combination of unreasonable panic and genocidal fury in me. "Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic "you're a damned filthy lying robot and you deserve to die and burn in hell." - Bartimaeus "Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander "Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador "You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort "thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex "Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock "Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco "we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii "I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing "feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth "Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi "Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor "I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine "I love cheese despite the pain and carnage." - ShadySands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calax Posted June 9, 2013 Share Posted June 9, 2013 Kaine, what gives with the tentacle fear? I honestly don't know. I think a large part of it is the suckers(and teeth on some varieties) as well as how "squirmy" they are when in movement. Encountering such a creature would instill a combination of unreasonable panic and genocidal fury in me. If it makes you feel any better, Octopi can't turn blue. When they try they just turn bright red (I assume in frustration). One of the college kids at one of my outdoor ed trips was forced to put an octopus into a blue bucket. Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoraptor Posted June 9, 2013 Share Posted June 9, 2013 The spiders from the movie Arachnophobia were a completely harmless variety from New Zealand and are about an inch and a half in size (legspan) in reality. This fact brought to you courtesy of a rainy Sunday afternoon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bartimaeus Posted June 9, 2013 Share Posted June 9, 2013 (edited) This one is actually legitimately cute...but it's usually the darn eyes that freak me out more than anything else... Look at it! A truly terrifying creature, if there ever was one. Edited June 9, 2013 by Bartimaeus Quote How I have existed fills me with horror. For I have failed in everything - spelling, arithmetic, riding, tennis, golf; dancing, singing, acting; wife, mistress, whore, friend. Even cooking. And I do not excuse myself with the usual escape of 'not trying'. I tried with all my heart. In my dreams, I am not crippled. In my dreams, I dance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BruceVC Posted June 9, 2013 Share Posted June 9, 2013 I .. hate.. spiders.. I scream like a little frightened girl whenever one jumps me, or I'm playing Skyrim and one of those bearsized *shudder* freaks come up from behind. This. I'm terrified of spiders. I remember when I was very young, maybe 4 or 5 I got stuck in a curtain and this spider started walking down the curtain towards me..... I know I'm being harsh about them as they play a very important part of the ecosystem "Abashed the devil stood and felt how awful goodness is and saw Virtue in her shape how lovely: and pined his loss” John Milton "We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.” - George Bernard Shaw "What counts in life is not the mere fact that we have lived. It is what difference we have made to the lives of others that will determine the significance of the life we lead" - Nelson Mandela Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AGX-17 Posted June 9, 2013 Share Posted June 9, 2013 I just think it's hilarious that there are people who can't distinguish between reality and video games to such a degree that they freak out and demand spiders be removed from video games. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cultist Posted June 9, 2013 Author Share Posted June 9, 2013 (edited) I just think it's hilarious that there are people who can't distinguish between reality and video games to such a degree that they freak out and demand spiders be removed from video games. Ohoho, you should go read BSN and romance, cullen and toher retarded threads. Especially those with "But me want my adorabl elfu waifu!!!!" Anyway, more spiders! Edited June 9, 2013 by Cultist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted June 9, 2013 Share Posted June 9, 2013 Encountering such a creature would instill a combination of unreasonable panic and genocidal fury in me. It is part of the settled order of things that when a man is faced by a part of nature he doesn't like he should _always_ fight. Never flee. Then, ideally, kill, cook, and eat said nature with a cold pale ale. 1 "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosbjerg Posted June 9, 2013 Share Posted June 9, 2013 I would rather scratch my mouth to shreds than eat a spider... I'm giving my self goosebumps just thinking about it.. I need to stop coming to this thread.. Also, I would murder my spouse if this happened. 1 Fortune favors the bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DungeonKeeps Posted June 9, 2013 Share Posted June 9, 2013 I'd rather deal with these spiders than a lot of people I know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PK htiw klaw eriF Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 Encountering such a creature would instill a combination of unreasonable panic and genocidal fury in me. It is part of the settled order of things that when a man is faced by a part of nature he doesn't like he should _always_ fight. Never flee. Then, ideally, kill, cook, and eat said nature with a cold pale ale. I would agree, but I prefer a nice stout myself. "Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic "you're a damned filthy lying robot and you deserve to die and burn in hell." - Bartimaeus "Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander "Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador "You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort "thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex "Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock "Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco "we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii "I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing "feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth "Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi "Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor "I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine "I love cheese despite the pain and carnage." - ShadySands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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