LadyCrimson Posted May 9, 2013 Share Posted May 9, 2013 @Astiaks - haha, I remember some old website that was devoted to duct tape things - duct taped couches, duct tape wallets, and of course, duct taped people, like in that pic. Funny. “Things are as they are. Looking out into the universe at night, we make no comparisons between right and wrong stars, nor between well and badly arranged constellations.” – Alan Watts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted May 9, 2013 Share Posted May 9, 2013 I've been trying to explain this so it'll be funny, but I can't. Tabletop session had us in hysterics, but you'd have to know the characters and how serious things have beeen getting before the sudden light relief effect would work. There was a lady of negotiable affection, and a halfling, and well anyway. I believe the phrase you're looking for is snu-snu. Does that leave you with a burning sensation when you pee? Because if so then yes there was snu snu. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosbjerg Posted May 9, 2013 Author Share Posted May 9, 2013 4 Fortune favors the bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 1 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosbjerg Posted May 10, 2013 Author Share Posted May 10, 2013 Modelled on this I think Fortune favors the bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katphood Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 There used to be a signature here, a really cool one...and now it's gone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyCrimson Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 I love Henri the cat! Also ... "woohoo!" ... why can't US talk shows be like this.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKPGIdcF_sI 3 “Things are as they are. Looking out into the universe at night, we make no comparisons between right and wrong stars, nor between well and badly arranged constellations.” – Alan Watts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woldan Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 3 I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadySands Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 George Takei reviews a rabbit on Amazon 1 Free games updated 3/4/21 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serrano Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjshae Posted May 12, 2013 Share Posted May 12, 2013 More fun things to do on a slow weekend... 2 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosbjerg Posted May 12, 2013 Author Share Posted May 12, 2013 5. Find out next day that he's dead. 6. Stranger now here demanding payment.. 7. Feel conflicted.. 1 Fortune favors the bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
babaganoosh13 Posted May 12, 2013 Share Posted May 12, 2013 That's why I always put a stock photo in the envelope. It's much safer that way (for my friends.) 1 You see, ever since the whole Doritos Locos Tacos thing, Taco Bell thinks they can do whatever they want. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JFSOCC Posted May 12, 2013 Share Posted May 12, 2013 (edited) More fun things to do on a slow weekend... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zS8EIpAZybg They had a whole series of these skits. Edited May 12, 2013 by JFSOCC Remember: Argue the point, not the person. Remain polite and constructive. Friendly forums have friendly debate. There's no shame in being wrong. If you don't have something to add, don't post for the sake of it. And don't be afraid to post thoughts you are uncertain about, that's what discussion is for.---Pet threads, everyone has them. I love imagining Gods, Monsters, Factions and Weapons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JFSOCC Posted May 12, 2013 Share Posted May 12, 2013 Remember: Argue the point, not the person. Remain polite and constructive. Friendly forums have friendly debate. There's no shame in being wrong. If you don't have something to add, don't post for the sake of it. And don't be afraid to post thoughts you are uncertain about, that's what discussion is for.---Pet threads, everyone has them. I love imagining Gods, Monsters, Factions and Weapons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 3 "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elerond Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 Stay back or I use my ninja moves on you 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosbjerg Posted May 13, 2013 Author Share Posted May 13, 2013 lol.. and the lizard is all Like I give a ****... Fortune favors the bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 lol.. and the lizard is all Like I give a ****... I told you stop filming me in the nude, man. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obyknven Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 http://youtu.be/4yQ7-U2s2r8 Exorcizamus te, omnis immundus spiritus, omnis satanica potestas, omnis incursio infernalis adversarii, omnis legio, omnis congregatio et secta diabolica, in nomine et virtute Domini Nostri Jesus Christi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katphood Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 1 There used to be a signature here, a really cool one...and now it's gone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
babaganoosh13 Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 http://youtu.be/4yQ7-U2s2r8 Exorcizamus te, omnis immundus spiritus, omnis satanica potestas, omnis incursio infernalis adversarii, omnis legio, omnis congregatio et secta diabolica, in nomine et virtute Domini Nostri Jesus Christi. That was over the top. You see, ever since the whole Doritos Locos Tacos thing, Taco Bell thinks they can do whatever they want. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjshae Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 (edited) Edited May 15, 2013 by rjshae 7 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosbjerg Posted May 15, 2013 Author Share Posted May 15, 2013 Not so much funny as .. well, I laughed a little.. "A man in Sweden has died after trying to have sex with a hornet's nest on his farm outside Ystad. The 35-year-old had 146 sting marks on his body, including 54 to his genitals, News Sweden said. An autopsy of Hasse's body showed **** on some of the dead wasps and a number of the victim's pubic hair was found at the entrance of the nest. His fingerprints were also found on the nest, leading the police to believe he had been trying to have sex with the hornet's nest when he was stung to death." source. loved this "To attempt to have intercourse with a hornet's nest is a very bad idea," Siv During Livh, a psychologist and expert on sex fantasies told the news website Fortune favors the bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woldan Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 ^ Whats next? Some dude trying to get a blowjob from a rattlesnake? People.... 4 I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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