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The funny things thread

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^^ lol, too true....at least for some of us.

 

...also, none of my many past cats would have been trainable for this. At all.

The expression on the cats face from about 35seconds is hilarious.

 

Still gaming with my 9900k/2080ti/32 ram. One day I suppose a game may inspire me to finally upgrade. Maybe. 

I loled pretty hard!  :lol:

 

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There used to be a signature here, a really cool one...and now it's gone.  

This morning it occurred to me...

 

 

the new zombie romance film, Warm Bodies,...

 

is a nec-Ro-meo and Juliet story.

 

 

I guess you had to be there. :)

"It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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    "The victim, a pro wrestler, was found in the ring with third degree burns covering over half his body. The only evidence we found was a half-used matchbook."

    "Looks like he finally..."
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    "Met his match."

    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

    I love puns, even the terribly obvious ones. keep em coming :)

    Remember: Argue the point, not the person. Remain polite and constructive. Friendly forums have friendly debate. There's no shame in being wrong. If you don't have something to add, don't post for the sake of it. And don't be afraid to post thoughts you are uncertain about, that's what discussion is for.
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    Pet threads, everyone has them. I love imagining Gods, Monsters, Factions and Weapons.

    First a funny kickstarter to found the Deathstar.

    and now a great response..

    Fortune favors the bald.

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

    "There is nothing new under the sun. Even inside the sun it's pretty much the same old hydrogen-fusion routine..."

    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    I left 3 notes scattered around the house earlier for my girlfriend.
    They said "Will", "you" and "me".
    That'll keep her busy whilst I watch tv."

    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    ^^^ Now there's a beastie I'd love to see in Project Eternity! :thumbsup:

    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

    The naked bear looks a bit like a short-nosed aardvark.  :lol:

    Still gaming with my 9900k/2080ti/32 ram. One day I suppose a game may inspire me to finally upgrade. Maybe. 

    Note : Technically that bear does have a skin condition which caused the fur to fall out. No-one was crazy enough to actually shave it..

     

     

    On to funnier things -

     

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    I love puns, even the terribly obvious ones. keep em coming :)

     

    "Dicing pickles is not something I relish."

     

    "Farmers do it in the dairy air."

    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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    Out of the blue I remembered this one FedEx commercial, then looked high and lo before finally finding it. Enjoy:

     

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rf6E72_6gY&feature=youtu.be

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    “Political philosophers have often pointed out that in wartime, the citizen, the male citizen at least, loses one of his most basic rights, his right to life; and this has been true ever since the French Revolution and the invention of conscription, now an almost universally accepted principle. But these same philosophers have rarely noted that the citizen in question simultaneously loses another right, one just as basic and perhaps even more vital for his conception of himself as a civilized human being: the right not to kill.”
     
    -Jonathan Littell <<Les Bienveillantes>>
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    "The chancellor, the late chancellor, was only partly correct. He was obsolete. But so is the State, the entity he worshipped. Any state, entity, or ideology becomes obsolete when it stockpiles the wrong weapons: when it captures territories, but not minds; when it enslaves millions, but convinces nobody. When it is naked, yet puts on armor and calls it faith, while in the Eyes of God it has no faith at all. Any state, any entity, any ideology that fails to recognize the worth, the dignity, the rights of Man...that state is obsolete."

    -Rod Serling

     

    heh, I remember the original two cows, they were around 30 years ago, but there seems to have been added a few contemporary ones :lol:

    “He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein
     

    Remember: Argue the point, not the person. Remain polite and constructive. Friendly forums have friendly debate. There's no shame in being wrong. If you don't have something to add, don't post for the sake of it. And don't be afraid to post thoughts you are uncertain about, that's what discussion is for.
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    Pet threads, everyone has them. I love imagining Gods, Monsters, Factions and Weapons.

    I'd try and make a good chemistry joke. But all the best ones argon.

    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    Heisenberg gets pulled over by a cop "Did you know how fast you were going?" the cop asks.

    "No," replies Heisenberg, "but I know where I am."

    Remember: Argue the point, not the person. Remain polite and constructive. Friendly forums have friendly debate. There's no shame in being wrong. If you don't have something to add, don't post for the sake of it. And don't be afraid to post thoughts you are uncertain about, that's what discussion is for.
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    Pet threads, everyone has them. I love imagining Gods, Monsters, Factions and Weapons.

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    Heisenberg gets pulled over by a cop "Did you know how fast you were going?" the cop asks.

    "No," replies Heisenberg, "but I know where I am."

     

    I'm so proud of myself for understanding that .. haha..

    Fortune favors the bald.

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    It's the internet. There has to be cats..

     

    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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