Nightshape Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 To me, it seemed more like anyone with any brains worked on FNV leaving Alpha Protocol to whichever primate was free at the time. I certainly dont understand whats supposed to be clever about it, its thouroughly brainless from start to finish. Like someone just bought a bunch of 24 and Alias DVD's and tried to cut&pste together something interesting. Is it because you felt you could have done just as poor of a job? I came up with Crate 3.0 technology. Crate 4.0 - we shall just have to wait and see.Down and out on the Solomani RimNow the Spinward Marches don't look so GRIM! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightshape Posted February 21, 2011 Author Share Posted February 21, 2011 Can you bitter bickering couple have a talk elsewhere? It's getting annoying to read for anyone who's not you. FINE! I'll stop picking on him... I came up with Crate 3.0 technology. Crate 4.0 - we shall just have to wait and see.Down and out on the Solomani RimNow the Spinward Marches don't look so GRIM! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaftan Barlast Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 To me, it seemed more like anyone with any brains worked on FNV leaving Alpha Protocol to whichever primate was free at the time. I certainly dont understand whats supposed to be clever about it, its thouroughly brainless from start to finish. Like someone just bought a bunch of 24 and Alias DVD's and tried to cut&pste together something interesting. Is it because you felt you could have done just as poor of a job? I would have done a job on it, alright. Can you bitter bickering couple have a talk elsewhere? It's getting annoying to read for anyone who's not you. FINE! I'll stop picking on him... That's right, get out of the kitchen cause the heat's too much for ye. You bleedin wuss! DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightshape Posted February 22, 2011 Author Share Posted February 22, 2011 (edited) To me, it seemed more like anyone with any brains worked on FNV leaving Alpha Protocol to whichever primate was free at the time. I certainly dont understand whats supposed to be clever about it, its thouroughly brainless from start to finish. Like someone just bought a bunch of 24 and Alias DVD's and tried to cut&pste together something interesting. Is it because you felt you could have done just as poor of a job? I would have done a job on it, alright. Can you bitter bickering couple have a talk elsewhere? It's getting annoying to read for anyone who's not you. FINE! I'll stop picking on him... That's right, get out of the kitchen cause the heat's too much for ye. You bleedin wuss! Collateral damage Kaftan, we're obviously disturbing the natives. I'm sure you would have been excellent and adding more "Yellow" to Alpha Protocol. Remeber folks, yellow isn't an art direction its just crap. Now I know that the amount of work in Sweden is minimal... Well actually next to none, but have you really seriously looked for a job, I'm sure there are some iPhone developers that would pay you a wage. Maybe even a couple of gameboy or PSP dev's, have you thought about the joys of "Environment Art", and the fate that will lead you upon. You should atleast join a modding team, and stop being so slack. Edited February 22, 2011 by Nightshape I came up with Crate 3.0 technology. Crate 4.0 - we shall just have to wait and see.Down and out on the Solomani RimNow the Spinward Marches don't look so GRIM! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaftan Barlast Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 Id rather work in advertising than doing casual games for iGays. And I did have a look at a sweet studio, but like: -I heard you want dudes who do sweet guns and ****? -Word. -So give me a job then? -Nah, we only steal employees from the other two companies. You could have rabies for all we know. -I totally do not have rabies. -Yeah well, go work at dice for five years so we know for sure. -But they're only hiring people form this place and the other place? -Yup, rabies-free labour, bro. -Fine! DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightshape Posted February 22, 2011 Author Share Posted February 22, 2011 Id rather work in advertising than doing casual games for iGays. And I did have a look at a sweet studio, but like: -I heard you want dudes who do sweet guns and ****? -Word. -So give me a job then? -Nah, we only steal employees from the other two companies. You could have rabies for all we know. -I totally do not have rabies. -Yeah well, go work at dice for five years so we know for sure. -But they're only hiring people form this place and the other place? -Yup, rabies-free labour, bro. -Fine! Yeah, they wouldn't let you in through the front door because you've got rabies... This is normal, as you're Swedish. Are you even willing to leave Sweden? If you're good, you should be able to find something. Sometimes you have to let your principles slide, I mean seriously, how much professional art experience do you have, be it movies, games, tv... Advertising? Lower ye standards a little, nobody walks in on a project straight off the street. I came up with Crate 3.0 technology. Crate 4.0 - we shall just have to wait and see.Down and out on the Solomani RimNow the Spinward Marches don't look so GRIM! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosbjerg Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 Here you go.. Fortune favors the bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcador Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 Just as long as they don't have angry sex at the end of it. Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sorophx Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 (edited) ahaha here's hoping for an epic thread already Edited February 22, 2011 by sorophx Walsingham said: I was struggling to understand ths until I noticed you are from Finland. And having been educated solely by mkreku in this respect I am convinced that Finland essentially IS the wh40k universe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tale Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 Just as long as they don't have angry sex at the end of it. Then why did I click on this thread!? "Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightshape Posted February 22, 2011 Author Share Posted February 22, 2011 LMFAO! Damnit... I was just trying to help big K I came up with Crate 3.0 technology. Crate 4.0 - we shall just have to wait and see.Down and out on the Solomani RimNow the Spinward Marches don't look so GRIM! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 *thinks: I hope they can't see me reading this* "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaftan Barlast Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 Relax people. Im a Swedish person, if we have intercourse it's always in a calm and sensible manner. DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entrerix Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 until volo shows up in the bedroom screaming R0000000FLES!!!!11!! through a megaphone. then things get little spicier. Killing is kind of like playin' a basketball game. I am there. and the other player is there. and it's just the two of us. and I put the other player's body in my van. and I am the winner. - Nice Pete. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightshape Posted February 22, 2011 Author Share Posted February 22, 2011 That's right Kaften, don't address my point... Did I ever have a point? I came up with Crate 3.0 technology. Crate 4.0 - we shall just have to wait and see.Down and out on the Solomani RimNow the Spinward Marches don't look so GRIM! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigranes Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 The alpha male stalks the jungle, aware that any sign of weakness, any sign of compassion risks the authority upon which his life and that of his clan rests. He circles his prey slowly, making quick, surreptitious swipes before returning to his prowl... Let's Play: Icewind Dale Ironman (Complete) Let's Play: Icewind Dale II Ironman (Complete) Let's Play: Divinity II (Complete) Let's Play: Baldur's Gate Trilogy Ironman - BG1 (Complete) Let's Play: Baldur's Gate Trilogy Ironman - BG2 (In Progress) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightshape Posted February 22, 2011 Author Share Posted February 22, 2011 *yawn* I came up with Crate 3.0 technology. Crate 4.0 - we shall just have to wait and see.Down and out on the Solomani RimNow the Spinward Marches don't look so GRIM! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orogun01 Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 The alpha male stalks the jungle, aware that any sign of weakness, any sign of compassion risks the authority upon which his life and that of his clan rests. He circles his prey slowly, making quick, surreptitious swipes before returning to his prowl... I'm sorry but...What the Hell are you talking about! I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"* *If you can't tell, it's you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaftan Barlast Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 That's right Kaften, don't address my point... Did I ever have a point? I think you were suggesting getting into casual game development. Which might be helpful, or not. All studios have "minimum of two years experience working on AAA title" DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcador Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 The alpha male stalks the jungle, aware that any sign of weakness, any sign of compassion risks the authority upon which his life and that of his clan rests. He circles his prey slowly, making quick, surreptitious swipes before returning to his prowl... Ahhh so true. Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightshape Posted February 22, 2011 Author Share Posted February 22, 2011 (edited) That's right Kaften, don't address my point... Did I ever have a point? I think you were suggesting getting into casual game development. Which might be helpful, or not. All studios have "minimum of two years experience working on AAA title" I had no issue's because I constantly blow them away with my awesome. I've never specialised which makes me very flexible, I'm basically a generalist, with a slant towards rendering, and systems coding. I'd gone the extra mile, developed alot of stuff on my own, and worked at Canalside Studio's for a year - I still code stuff in my spare time, are you still doing art? Building an awesome portfolio? I also know that while I was at codies, they hired one environment artist who was a junior (so it does happen). The thing about artwork is that alot can end up outsourced nowaday's, with some guys cleaning it up when it comes back from the outsourced hell hole. This is except for specifics, such as car, weapon, and character art, lets face it, they're so few jobs in those specific area's that you've got to be really good. Hell the weapon lead on Bodycount worked on Black, and Bad Company, and that was after spending years of his life working at Criterion. Most artists end up modelling buildings, crates, and rocks... Some of them get the joys of props. If you can show technical knowledge of how 3D Studio Max, or Maya work then that can only help. The thing is, there are jobs out there, its just smaller developers, hell, the Hello Games guys are just four people, and Joe Danger is an excellent game that's done very well. A good small studio could really set you up skills wise for life. I'm lucky, but I sure had to bust my balls to get where I am, and I'll have to keep doing that to get where I want to be. What kinds of jobs have you been applying for? Edited February 22, 2011 by Nightshape I came up with Crate 3.0 technology. Crate 4.0 - we shall just have to wait and see.Down and out on the Solomani RimNow the Spinward Marches don't look so GRIM! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosbjerg Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 Would people stop spamming in Kaftan and Nightshape's discussion? Fortune favors the bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mkreku Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 Has the angry sex started yet..? Swedes, go to: Spel2, for the latest game reviews in swedish! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monte Carlo Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 Would people stop spamming in Kaftan and Nightshape's discussion? OK. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gfted1 Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 Would people stop spamming in Kaftan and Nightshape's discussion? OK. +1 "I'm your biggest fan, Ill follow you until you love me, Papa" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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