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Thats has to be the ugliest Shepard Ive seen so far. I think BioWare intentionally made the character generator faces ugly so youd feel compelled to play standard-shep

 

 

 

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MaleShep at least has a decent default face, but Femshep's is...horrible.

Effin' typo.

Pretty much any FemShep who doesn't turn the "makeup" slider to the "none" setting looks like a clown. And the only hair options that look good are the ones with it either tied back in a bun (i.e., how any sensible person with long hair would prepare for a job involving frequent deadly combat) or shaved off entirely. Oh, and all the non-black hair colors look like they were done with $0.79 DIY dye from CVS. Default FemShep broke all of these rules, IIRC.

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You can fix the default femshep by changing to another nose and lowering the chin, by default her neck is way too long in proportion to her head

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He would have been less atrocious if youd only lowered his eyes a bit so he doesnt look like a semi-neanderthal. I give him an F+ for effort.

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She's vomiting at the sight of a cyborg'd Shepard naked.

"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

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