Killian Kalthorne Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 Yeah, of course if the armor was put on wrong a little voice could ring out saying "Your door is ajar" or give you directions as you walk around. "Your Job is not to die for your country, but set a man on fire, and take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaftan Barlast Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 Thats has to be the ugliest Shepard Ive seen so far. I think BioWare intentionally made the character generator faces ugly so youd feel compelled to play standard-shep DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killian Kalthorne Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 Hey, he is not ugly. He is just in a constant state of ZOMG! "Your Job is not to die for your country, but set a man on fire, and take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oner Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 (edited) MaleShep at least has a decent default face, but Femshep's is...horrible. Effin' typo. Edited January 29, 2010 by Oner Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enoch Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 MaleShep at least has a decent default face, but Femshep's is...horrible.Effin' typo. Pretty much any FemShep who doesn't turn the "makeup" slider to the "none" setting looks like a clown. And the only hair options that look good are the ones with it either tied back in a bun (i.e., how any sensible person with long hair would prepare for a job involving frequent deadly combat) or shaved off entirely. Oh, and all the non-black hair colors look like they were done with $0.79 DIY dye from CVS. Default FemShep broke all of these rules, IIRC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaftan Barlast Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 You can fix the default femshep by changing to another nose and lowering the chin, by default her neck is way too long in proportion to her head DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killian Kalthorne Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 He's back, more surprised than anyone! "Your Job is not to die for your country, but set a man on fire, and take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaftan Barlast Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 He would have been less atrocious if youd only lowered his eyes a bit so he doesnt look like a semi-neanderthal. I give him an F+ for effort. DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RPGmasterBoo Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 Ugly as sin. Imperium Thought for the Day: Even a man who has nothing can still offer his life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hurlshort Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 I'm pretty sure Killian sports a handlebar mustache and wears sleeveless down jackets in real life, so I think he got it spot on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killian Kalthorne Posted January 30, 2010 Share Posted January 30, 2010 Hehehe. You know it. "Your Job is not to die for your country, but set a man on fire, and take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killian Kalthorne Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 Crazy Chick Alert! "Your Job is not to die for your country, but set a man on fire, and take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
213374U Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 (edited) Facepalming in reaction to your advances? Edited February 2, 2010 by 213374U - When he is best, he is a little worse than a man, and when he is worst, he is little better than a beast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILL THE ALMIGHTY Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 She's vomiting at the sight of a cyborg'd Shepard naked. "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purkake Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 I'm testing out my new monitor with Episode 2 @ 1920 x 1080 with everything maxed out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoonDing Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 Reuniting with Mr Butthurt: The ending of the words is ALMSIVI. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RPGmasterBoo Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 (edited) Got this wallpaper with my GoG edition of Unreal Tournament. Nice stuff Edited February 5, 2010 by RPGmasterBoo Imperium Thought for the Day: Even a man who has nothing can still offer his life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oner Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 There are one or two more characters on the box cover version, if memory serves. Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Slinky Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 I wish there would be a high quality soundtrack for UT99 at GOG. Music was one of the biggest reasons why I loved the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoonDing Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 Garrus is too awesome to get passed by. The ending of the words is ALMSIVI. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaguars4ever Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 (edited) Garrus is too awesome to get passed by. I take it the question posed by FemShep was "will you boink me?" Edited February 6, 2010 by jaguars4ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgoth Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 Rain makes everything better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oner Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 So you wank and piss at ghosts in your free time. Oooookay. Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgoth Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 What do you expect? Should I shoot them with a gun? Rain makes everything better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oner Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 You have a point. Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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