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"Some men see things as they are and say why?"
"I dream things that never were and say why not?"
- George Bernard Shaw

"Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man."
- Friedrich Nietzsche

 

"The amount of energy necessary to refute bull**** is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it."

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...Didn't I just post in this kind of topic?

 

Anyway, if I was powerful and famous when I died:

 

 

If not:

 

Pink Floyd - Comfortably Numb

 

When I was a child

I caught a fleeting glimpse

Out of the corner of my eye.

I turned to look but it was gone

I cannot put my finger on it now

The child is grown,

The dream is gone.

I have become comfortably numb.

 

 

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SYL - All Hail The New Flesh

 

hey man, I'm going to f**k this **** up

no fear, no compromise, I want it all

I will never be afraid, and I'll die with what I believe

 

all of you **** can stay rotting here

I do no care, I will not be there

I have got to save myself

and don't tell me there's no one else

 

and all you are is all you are...

I'm so sorry (for you) I'm sorry...

 

so all hail the new flesh,

because it suits me fine...

 

just get away, you motherf**k

and we'll be back if you come

for what this means to me, you piece of ****...

I'll see you pigs in hell

I just know everything's going to be o.k.

 

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I find it ironic.

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I'd start off with this:

 

 

And this song at the end while everyone's leaving:

 

The funeral in itself should be like a party, and I'd have to make a playlist of songs to play during said party(with Google's help):

 

Cake - Sheep Go To Heaven

Something by Nick Cave

Eels - P.S. You Rock My World

Something by The Toy Dolls

Choking Victim - Born To Die

Johnny Cash - When The Man Comes Around

Something by Nina Simone

Something by Billie Holiday

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not really a song but its probably better

People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair.

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"Of course the people don't want war. But after all, it's the leaders of the country who determine the policy, and it's always a simple matter to drag the people along whether it's a democracy, a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship. Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism, and exposing the country to greater danger."

 

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not really a song but its probably better

 

*applause*

"Some men see things as they are and say why?"
"I dream things that never were and say why not?"
- George Bernard Shaw

"Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man."
- Friedrich Nietzsche

 

"The amount of energy necessary to refute bull**** is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it."

- Some guy 

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haha on a serious note though, probably this

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMqPxLSDTQs

In that case I would attend to your funeral if it were not on the other side of the globe :* Otoh, I can listen to this song without funeral, too...

 

As I don't care what people do after I'm dead, I could recommend some really bad metal sh

in order to make them happy I'm dead. I wouldn't want them to listen to "my" tunes anyway, because I know they wouldn't react in the "right" way anyway to both my death and my music. On this note: Great choice, Nightandtheshape :) Edited by samm

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haha on a serious note though, probably this

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMqPxLSDTQs

In that case I would attend to your funeral if it were not on the other side of the globe :* Otoh, I can listen to this song without funeral, too...

 

haha yeah it's quite a way to travel to hear one song :)

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As the mourners entered I'd like the music from Full Metal Jacket, the scene where they are looking at the trench full of dead village elders. I can't find it online, but you'll find it on the soundtrack (which I think everyone should own). It's very creepy.

 

For leaving,

, by the Tiger Lillies

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

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Old but still so relevant.

 

There was a time when I questioned the ability for the schizoid to ever experience genuine happiness, at the very least for a prolonged segment of time. I am no closer to finding the answer, however, it has become apparent that contentment is certainly a realizable goal. I find these results to be adequate, if not pleasing. Unfortunately, connection is another subject entirely. When one has sufficiently examined the mind and their emotional constructs, connection can be easily imitated. More data must be gleaned and further collated before a sufficient judgment can be reached.

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No rickrolling.

 

Would there be anything cooler than rickrolling everyone who came to your funeral? I think not.

;)

However only if your friends/family are savants of the internets, otherwise the only one finding it funny would be you, and you are dead :cat:

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