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Bourne, 007, or Bauer  

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  1. 1. Which one(s) would you prefer Alpha Protocol's guy to be like?

    • Jason Bourne
      47
    • Jack Bauer
      12
    • James Bond (any)
      36
    • Someone who's name doesn't begin with a "J".
      20


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Thorton's adventures are in the vein of such renowned badasses as James Bond, Jack Bauer, and Jason Bourne.

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None of them stand a chance to the almighty Sean Connery.

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Posted (edited)

I totally want to shock people with electrical wire, jab eyes with pencils and shoot people in the leg... just because. So I'm voting Bauer. :thumbsup:

 

Even better, Obsidian should hire Sean Conner, Matt Damon & Kiefer Sutherland to do three choosable voices for the PC. That would make everyone happy! :thumbsup:

 

... and blow the entire budget on voice actors. :lol:

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Posted (edited)

Sounds like story-wise, it's going Bourne.

 

Besides, I like the odds associated with Bourne movies. 24 would make a terrible RPG, raising ridiculous stakes to ever more ridiculous heights until the plot is completely useless. And Bond is outdated.

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Sounds like story-wise, it's going Bourne.

And Bond is outdated.

 

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"Some men see things as they are and say why?"
"I dream things that never were and say why not?"
- George Bernard Shaw

"Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man."
- Friedrich Nietzsche

 

"The amount of energy necessary to refute bull**** is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it."

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I have never seen 24, so can't comment on Mr. Bauer.

 

Between Bond and Bourne, Bourne definitely, but the Bourne of the first movie please - no killing off the romanctic interest simply because the writers can't handle grown-up stories.

 

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And Bond is outdated.

 

You mean awesome.

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I really like the Bourne movies (yes, even the second one, despite them killing off Franka Potente in it) so I'm hoping for a touch of Bourne in this one. An every day guy who has skills above the ordinary.

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What is it with the initials JB and action?! I noted in the poll the fact that all 3 names had J but didnt think about the last names! JB! All 3 of them! Aaaack! :aiee:

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And Bond is outdated.

 

You mean awesome.

No, I mean outdated. Even the Broccolis implicitly acknowledged this by retooling the franchise in a way that, like it or not, was heavily indebted to the fantasy-averse Bourne franchise. When I say "Bond" I mean "invisible cars, suitcase helipacks, laser watches, volcano hideouts and martinis". All of that, while still retaining some charm, is outdated, and would ill fit into a halfway-serious real world RPG.

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Considering I find the Bourne movies boring and can hardly bring myself to sit through them I'd say James Bond.

 

You're referring the 80's Bourne Identity mini-series starring Richard Chamberlain and Jaqueline Smith right?

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What is it with the initials JB and action?! I noted in the poll the fact that all 3 names had J but didnt think about the last names! JB! All 3 of them! Aaaack! :aiee:

 

They do genetic profiling at birth, and only those predestined for greatness are allowed a name that would result in the initials JB. It's true!

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What is it with the initials JB and action?! I noted in the poll the fact that all 3 names had J but didnt think about the last names! JB! All 3 of them! Aaaack! :aiee:

 

They do genetic profiling at birth, and only those predestined for greatness are allowed a name that would result in the initials JB. It's true!

 

Proof by counter-example:

 

JC Denton

 

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Posted

More Bourne for me, please! :thumbsup: Not that I have anything against the other two but they can get cheesy sometimes.

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What is it with the initials JB and action?! I noted in the poll the fact that all 3 names had J but didnt think about the last names! JB! All 3 of them! Aaaack! :thumbsup:

 

They do genetic profiling at birth, and only those predestined for greatness are allowed a name that would result in the initials JB. It's true!

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Posted (edited)

Bond is all style and not enough realism, that was just great for the 70s and 80s, not so much anymore.

 

Bourne, well the new one, not the one starring Richard Chamberlain was excellent, although the whole brainwashing thing got kinda old, not much material there for serializing unless you start off in another direction.

 

Bauer was great for a TV show but it's great weakness is the plot which is usually everywhere and nowhere at once, that just gets to be really annoying after a while.

 

For secret agent type I hope they find something more original and less generic.

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What is it with the initials JB and action?! I noted in the poll the fact that all 3 names had J but didnt think about the last names! JB! All 3 of them! Aaaack! :thumbsup:

 

They do genetic profiling at birth, and only those predestined for greatness are allowed a name that would result in the initials JB. It's true!

Joey Buttafuoco

 

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What is it with the initials JB and action?! I noted in the poll the fact that all 3 names had J but didnt think about the last names! JB! All 3 of them! Aaaack! o:)

 

They do genetic profiling at birth, and only those predestined for greatness are allowed a name that would result in the initials JB. It's true!

Joey Buttafuoco

 

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"My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian tourist
I am Dan Quayle of the Romans.
I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.
Heja Sverige!!
Everyone should cuffawkle more.
The wrench is your friend. :bat:

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What is it with the initials JB and action?! I noted in the poll the fact that all 3 names had J but didnt think about the last names! JB! All 3 of them! Aaaack! o:)

 

They do genetic profiling at birth, and only those predestined for greatness are allowed a name that would result in the initials JB. It's true!

Joey Buttafuoco

 

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