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  • people who lick their fingers when eating
  • salival noises in general
  • "kotlettfrillor"
  • people who insert "basicly" into every other sentence
  • people that dont really have a taste in music so they listen to completely random things that dont work together.
  • the asian hype, manga and anime
  • people who have no idea what a discussion is about so they butt in and give a 5min speech about something completely irrelevant
  • people who listen to music not for the music but for the style
  • scallies
  • new age stuff, crystals, wiccans, meditative cassette tapes
  • north american indian culture, especially dreamcatchers and paintings of wolves and ****
  • not being able to do ethnic jokes because Im white

This might not really qualify as pet peeves but its things I dont like :blink:

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Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture.

 

"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

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My biggest pet peeve is little old ladies who can't hear me coming on my bicycle, and when they do hear me, they always jump to the other side of the road in panic. WTF?! I CAN SEE YOU ALRIGHT, LITTLE LADY, AND I HAD ALREADY BEEN AIMING FOR THAT EMPTY SPOT ON THE ROAD FOR A KILOMETER! WHEN YOU SUDDENLY JUMP TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROAD IN PANIC, SOMEHOW THINKING THAT YOU'RE EITHER HELPING ME GET PAST OR AVOIDING ME, IT MEANS YOU END UP IN FRONT OF ME AND I HAVE TO PANIC BREAK AND SWERVE TO THE SIDE OR DOWN A DEEP DITCH!! GAAHHHH!!!

 

 

 

Aahh, much better.

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God's Special Little Pixies.

 

These are people who believe that rules such as not putting your filthy shoes on the seats, not eating curry on a bus, not spitting on things in the street apply to them. Also people who queue jump, talk in movie theatres, and want any kind of exception to be made for them just because they are them. They believe they are God's special little favourite pixie and nothing is too good for them, and nothing they do is bad.

 

If I had a long stick I would prod them in the earlobes.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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1-Today is my first day of a 1 week vacation and my landlady, who lives downstairs from us, has hired workers to continue renovations in her "house" that have been going on for over a year and a half because she never has money to pay them and they leave. They started at 9am this morning.

 

2- 5000$ 52" HD TVs that you must watch 30 feet away in order to avoid seeing the big squarred pixels... and you can't play games on them??!!

 

3- Jews that decide to celebrate something every single time we need to do groceries(we live in front of a Synagogue and whenever something's happening there is no parking space anywhere and we often must walk 1-2 blocks with 100 pounds of food to our no-parking-included appartment).

 

4- Pretty much any street in Montreal.

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If I wasn't your greatest fan I'd punch you up the conk.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

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Whiny posters.

"My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian tourist
I am Dan Quayle of the Romans.
I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.
Heja Sverige!!
Everyone should cuffawkle more.
The wrench is your friend. :bat:

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moral panics

How can it be a no ob build. It has PROVEN effective. I dare you to show your builds and I will tear you apart in an arugment about how these builds will won them.

- OverPowered Godzilla (OPG)

 

 

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"My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian tourist
I am Dan Quayle of the Romans.
I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.
Heja Sverige!!
Everyone should cuffawkle more.
The wrench is your friend. :bat:

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When was the last time I gave you a cold shoulder? :">

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

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Snif.

Smells like love

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kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

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I don't click pens but I pace around if I am idle, not doing anything, for too long.

 

Heh, Im a pacer too. Im also a stander, meaning Id rather stand at a bar/event then sit.

 

My pet peeves:

 

1) Jerks who run the yellow light.

2) People who walk slow or take up the whole isle in the grocery store.

3) Traffic and/or people that wont do at least the speed limit.

4) Never had Swedish twins.

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I don't pace or click, but I'm a foot/leg-shaker, finger-tapper, and a napkin shredder.

 

Annoyance #1293 - people who walk around stores with cellphones glued to their ear and talking loud enough that people 2 aisles away can hear all about their personal problems.

“Things are as they are. Looking out into the universe at night, we make no comparisons between right and wrong stars, nor between well and badly arranged constellations.” – Alan Watts
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astr0creep hates jews! Its official! astr0creep is Borat!

 

 

Also:

  • Being white and thus being unable to even hint at the slightest ethnic joke :)

DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself.

 

Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture.

 

"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

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