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Too bad nothing similar to that happened to me when delivering pizzas :rolleyes:"

 

If porn has taught me one thing, is that sex is an acceptable payment for pizza :(

 

 

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"Of course the people don't want war. But after all, it's the leaders of the country who determine the policy, and it's always a simple matter to drag the people along whether it's a democracy, a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship. Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism, and exposing the country to greater danger."

 

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I just saw this on the Steve Harvey Show a few days ago.

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I meant the Steve Harvey Show.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

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The best part is that he apparently was so awkward and had to be rescued by his cop buddies. I was thinking of Unlucky Alf when I read it... Nooo, back off! Control yourself!

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Awkward? Come on, what was he supposed to do, start shooting? "Subdue" them all? I'm sure he realized that they meant him no harm, and it isn't like he was ever trained for such a situation. Give the guy a break. Leaking this news story was probably part of the razzing he'll get for the rest of his career.

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"This is a lot funnier and less depressing than the story pf the New Zealand policewoman who had to moonlight as a call girl to make ends meet."

 

WOW! Forced into counsilling for doing a LEGAL job. WOWSERS!

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I wonder why he protested. Are israeli women that unattractive..? :(

maybe they are like russian women.... beautiful one second turn your back and next time you look it's your grandmothers evil twin.

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Awkward?  Come on, what was he supposed to do, start shooting?  "Subdue" them all?  I'm sure he realized that they meant him no harm, and it isn't like he was ever trained for such a situation.  Give the guy a break.  Leaking this news story was probably part of the razzing he'll get for the rest of his career.

Actually, the primary purpose of a police officer is providing clear control in a chaotic situation, especially crowd control. Having said that, women on a Hens' night are perhaps the most intimidating foe ...

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Awkward?  Come on, what was he supposed to do, start shooting?  "Subdue" them all?  I'm sure he realized that they meant him no harm, and it isn't like he was ever trained for such a situation.  Give the guy a break.  Leaking this news story was probably part of the razzing he'll get for the rest of his career.

Actually, the primary purpose of a police officer is providing clear control in a chaotic situation, especially crowd control. Having said that, women on a Hens' night are perhaps the most intimidating foe ...

 

I was once chased half way along Brighton promenade by a hen night armed with rubber hammers.

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Awkward?  Come on, what was he supposed to do, start shooting?  "Subdue" them all?  I'm sure he realized that they meant him no harm, and it isn't like he was ever trained for such a situation.  Give the guy a break.  Leaking this news story was probably part of the razzing he'll get for the rest of his career.

You misunderstand me. There's comedy in the fact that men would fantasize about this, but when it actually happens it's a different story. I can just see him before me, sort of deep inside wanting it.

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Sorry if I misread. The situation he walked into is funny, and I'm sure he can laugh about it--now. But if Hell needed a new definition, this was it. Every man's fantasy mixed with a job PR nightmare=Kobiyashi-Maru.

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