tarna Posted July 19, 2006 Posted July 19, 2006 At 37, you are now officially older than dirt! Ruminations... When a man has no Future, the Present passes too quickly to be assimilated and only the static Past has value.
Dark Moth Posted July 19, 2006 Posted July 19, 2006 Happy birthday, oh wise one. So, what are (or what were) your plans for the big day? And please tell me it involves beer and b00bies.
Gorth Posted July 19, 2006 Posted July 19, 2006 Who said you can't live forever ? :D Happy birthday Eldar! “He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein
SteveThaiBinh Posted July 19, 2006 Posted July 19, 2006 Happy Birthday to You Happy Birthday to You Happy Birthday Dear .... errr .... Cantousent? Happy Birthday to You "An electric puddle is not what I need right now." (Nina Kalenkov)
Dark_Raven Posted July 19, 2006 Posted July 19, 2006 At 37, you are now officially older than dirt! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Personal experience? Have a good one old timer, Eldar or is it Elder? Hades was the life of the party. RIP You'll be missed.
Kor Qel Droma Posted July 19, 2006 Posted July 19, 2006 I'll dedicate my next..umm..drink to you, Eldar. Now you just need to get that manuscript finished... Jaguars4ever is still alive. No word of a lie.
x1Predator Posted July 19, 2006 Posted July 19, 2006 For what its worth, happy birhday! If money is the root of all evil.....why is the world not destroyed?
Pidesco Posted July 20, 2006 Posted July 20, 2006 Yay for Eldar! "My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian touristI am Dan Quayle of the Romans.I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.Heja Sverige!!Everyone should cuffawkle more.The wrench is your friend.
Baley Posted July 20, 2006 Posted July 20, 2006 I owe you one, so to speak, and even though I don't see what's to celebrate about one's 37th anniversary, I'm here hoping your wife discovers the pleasures of bisexuality, both in flesh and spirit, and shares you with that foxy gal you mentioned in a thread not long ago. That or Koine, drugs and booty. Matter of preference. Just be happy I chose not to make bad puns concerning your age, puns so bad, may I add, that I came close to clawing out my eyes once the realization that these were the thoughts-on-screen of a person older than 5 struck. And now that I have become a walking cliche of soulless writing, I bid you adieu. Uh, screw this, mate. Just have some fun, it happens one's a year and than poof it's gone, I mean you're probably going to be drinking a little and partying a little more and having a good time while I stare with my nerd eyes at the above paragraph, guess what I'm trying to say is this, Happy Birthday is horribly over-used, I hope you have a good time and humour is overrated, especially when one is borderline drunk, battling frustration and day-to-day malcontent. I honestly hope you don't log in for a few days and enjoy life.
Calax Posted July 20, 2006 Posted July 20, 2006 when did baley become a deep intropsective... I thought he was a shallow spamasta of doom.. happy day of lifes gift eldara. Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.
LoneWolf16 Posted July 20, 2006 Posted July 20, 2006 Enjoy your day, and all others old man. Take care and keep that bull head of yours up. Think of it this way, you're a while off from tumbling over the hill, so enjoy the time you've still got left to say that. Happy Birthday, Uncle Eldar! Now I have to get back to unpacking. I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows 'Cause I won't know the man that kills me and I don't know these men I kill but we all wind up on the same side 'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will. - Everlast
Hurlshort Posted July 20, 2006 Posted July 20, 2006 I like that so far, Eldar has not appeared, giving me hope he's out having a great B-Day. Enjoy it Eldar!
Judge Hades Posted July 20, 2006 Posted July 20, 2006 *pounces on Eldar and shoves a birthday cake down his throat* (w00t)
Llyranor Posted July 20, 2006 Posted July 20, 2006 The real joke is that Eldar is already dead (Approved by Fio, so feel free to use it)
thepixiesrock Posted July 20, 2006 Posted July 20, 2006 Turn that frown upsidedown! Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
tarna Posted July 20, 2006 Author Posted July 20, 2006 Enjoy your day, and all others old man. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Good advice indeed considering he has so few days left to him. Ruminations... When a man has no Future, the Present passes too quickly to be assimilated and only the static Past has value.
Dark_Raven Posted July 20, 2006 Posted July 20, 2006 Elder Hades was the life of the party. RIP You'll be missed.
Bokishi Posted July 20, 2006 Posted July 20, 2006 Eldar is officially too old for games Current 3DMark
Judge Hades Posted July 20, 2006 Posted July 20, 2006 Eldar is officially too old for games <{POST_SNAPBACK}> No such animal.
thepixiesrock Posted July 20, 2006 Posted July 20, 2006 No such animal. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
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