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D&D had some good lines in it, the one where that guy demanded that they "give him the rod", had me rolling in the isles.

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D&D was the one where everyone turned into sparkles and flew away at the end right? Apparently the Sci-Fi channel tv movie was better than the original.

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I heard it sucks because of Uwe Boll. His other movies have been failures according to what I heard.  :blink:

 

I loved BloodRanye :)

 

 

.........the game.

 

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i never understood why people seem to think losing money to get a tax break is a good thing. do the math, a tax break means you get to deduct your losses to pay less tax. but you still suffer losses. it's not like you come out ahead, you just lose less. such statements are moronic. at best, a full tax credit only means you break even.

 

if this guy is really getting rich germans to invest in his movie so they'll hopefully break even at best, he really does have a gift.

 

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i never understood why people seem to think losing money to get a tax break is a good thing.  do the math, a tax break means you get to deduct your losses to pay less tax.  but you still suffer losses.  it's not like you come out ahead, you just lose less.  such statements are moronic.  at best, a full tax credit only means you break even. 

 

 

I dont quite understand how you could profit either. You invest

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But none of Uwes films have made a profit. They dont even break even.

 

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Yeah, but lesbian.

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