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I can see it now another Dungeons and Dragons movie.  :(

There was a Dungeons and Dragons movie? How come I've never heard of this? Was it based on the cartoon series? I used to like that a lot.

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D&D had some good lines in it, the one where that guy demanded that they "give him the rod", had me rolling in the isles.

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D&D was the one where everyone turned into sparkles and flew away at the end right? Apparently the Sci-Fi channel tv movie was better than the original.

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I heard it sucks because of Uwe Boll. His other movies have been failures according to what I heard.  :blink:

 

I loved BloodRanye :)

 

 

.........the game.

 

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So basically people are throwing millions of dollars away so they can get a full tax deduction on the cost to make the movie and the loss?

 

Wow.

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i never understood why people seem to think losing money to get a tax break is a good thing. do the math, a tax break means you get to deduct your losses to pay less tax. but you still suffer losses. it's not like you come out ahead, you just lose less. such statements are moronic. at best, a full tax credit only means you break even.

 

if this guy is really getting rich germans to invest in his movie so they'll hopefully break even at best, he really does have a gift.

 

taks

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comrade taks... just because.

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A gift for sucking.

DENMARK!

 

It appears that I have not yet found a sig to replace the one about me not being banned... interesting.

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i never understood why people seem to think losing money to get a tax break is a good thing.  do the math, a tax break means you get to deduct your losses to pay less tax.  but you still suffer losses.  it's not like you come out ahead, you just lose less.  such statements are moronic.  at best, a full tax credit only means you break even. 

 

 

I dont quite understand how you could profit either. You invest

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Who would have thought a movie based on such an uninspired, bland video game would get such bad reviews.

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I dont quite understand how you could profit either. You invest

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But none of Uwes films have made a profit. They dont even break even.

 

House of the Dead cost $22,000,000 including marketing costs. It

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Well, people have to be actually stupid enough to invest in the first place.

 

'A film based on Postal you say?! where do I sign?!'

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A prune has occurred: Let's not try to make it a repeat :thumbsup:

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your life is what our thoughts make it
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Hey Gabs you might like Bloodrayne, the lead character is a female vampire and the actress who plays her is lesbian!! :blink:)

The problem is it's directed by someone who sucks according to my research into this movie. Someone that has a sucky record won't get my money on opening day.

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Are you saying Gabs likes lesbian vampires? :blink:

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Yeah, but lesbian.

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