SteveThaiBinh Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 I can see it now another Dungeons and Dragons movie. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> There was a Dungeons and Dragons movie? How come I've never heard of this? Was it based on the cartoon series? I used to like that a lot. "An electric puddle is not what I need right now." (Nina Kalenkov) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyric Suite Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 There was a Dungeons and Dragons movie? No, there wasn't, it's a lie, i tell you, a lie... :ph34r: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabrielle Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 I can see it now another Dungeons and Dragons movie. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> There was a Dungeons and Dragons movie? How come I've never heard of this? Was it based on the cartoon series? I used to like that a lot. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> D&D didn't do it's namesake justice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveThaiBinh Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 (from IMDB) "User Comments: One of the worst films of 2000 (more) " That always bodes well. :D "An electric puddle is not what I need right now." (Nina Kalenkov) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laozi Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 D&D had some good lines in it, the one where that guy demanded that they "give him the rod", had me rolling in the isles. People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge Hades Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oerwinde Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 (edited) D&D was the one where everyone turned into sparkles and flew away at the end right? Apparently the Sci-Fi channel tv movie was better than the original. Edited January 11, 2006 by Oerwinde The area between the balls and the butt is a hotbed of terrorist activity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darque Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 I heard it sucks because of Uwe Boll. His other movies have been failures according to what I heard. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I loved BloodRanye .........the game. I hate Uwe Boll for screwing up one of my favorite game stories. I hate Uwe Boll I hate Uwe Boll I hate Uwe Boll I hate Uwe Boll I hate Uwe Boll I hate Uwe Boll I hate Uwe Boll I hate Uwe Boll I hate Uwe Boll I hate Uwe Boll I hate Uwe Boll I hate Uwe Boll I hate Uwe Boll I hate Uwe Boll I hate Uwe Boll I hate Uwe Boll I hate Uwe Boll I hate Uwe Boll I hate Uwe Boll I hate Uwe Boll I hate Uwe Boll I hate Uwe Boll I hate Uwe Boll I hate Uwe Boll I hate Uwe Boll I hate Uwe Boll I hate Uwe Boll HATE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azure79 Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 So basically people are throwing millions of dollars away so they can get a full tax deduction on the cost to make the movie and the loss? Wow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taks Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 (edited) i never understood why people seem to think losing money to get a tax break is a good thing. do the math, a tax break means you get to deduct your losses to pay less tax. but you still suffer losses. it's not like you come out ahead, you just lose less. such statements are moronic. at best, a full tax credit only means you break even. if this guy is really getting rich germans to invest in his movie so they'll hopefully break even at best, he really does have a gift. taks Edited January 11, 2006 by taks comrade taks... just because. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 A gift for sucking. DENMARK! It appears that I have not yet found a sig to replace the one about me not being banned... interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaftan Barlast Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 i never understood why people seem to think losing money to get a tax break is a good thing. do the math, a tax break means you get to deduct your losses to pay less tax. but you still suffer losses. it's not like you come out ahead, you just lose less. such statements are moronic. at best, a full tax credit only means you break even. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I dont quite understand how you could profit either. You invest DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick_i_am Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 Watch out for Uwes next film, Dungeon Seige! And if you think i'm joking then you're wrong! (Approved by Fio, so feel free to use it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 Who would have thought a movie based on such an uninspired, bland video game would get such bad reviews. There are none that are right, only strong of opinion. There are none that are wrong, only ignorant of facts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirottu Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 I dont quite understand how you could profit either. You invest This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaftan Barlast Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 But none of Uwes films have made a profit. They dont even break even. House of the Dead cost $22,000,000 including marketing costs. It DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick_i_am Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 (edited) Well, people have to be actually stupid enough to invest in the first place. 'A film based on Postal you say?! where do I sign?!' Edited January 11, 2006 by Nick_i_am (Approved by Fio, so feel free to use it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fionavar Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 A prune has occurred: Let's not try to make it a repeat The universe is change; your life is what our thoughts make it - Marcus Aurelius (161) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surreptishus Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 Hey Gabs you might like Bloodrayne, the lead character is a female vampire and the actress who plays her is lesbian!! ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabrielle Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 Hey Gabs you might like Bloodrayne, the lead character is a female vampire and the actress who plays her is lesbian!! ) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The problem is it's directed by someone who sucks according to my research into this movie. Someone that has a sucky record won't get my money on opening day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pidesco Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 Are you saying Gabs likes lesbian vampires? "My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian touristI am Dan Quayle of the Romans.I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.Heja Sverige!!Everyone should cuffawkle more.The wrench is your friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 Yeah, but lesbian. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabrielle Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 Are you saying Gabs likes lesbian vampires? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surreptishus Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 Its even got nudity and violence!! Come on gabs you must be sold on that right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabrielle Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 No sale. Maybe I'll sucker a friend to buy the DVD when it comes out and watch it then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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