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On 6/30/2020 at 8:11 PM, Keyrock said:

Not sure yet. I'll cross that bridge when I get to it.

Here's something to help you decide

Y'all from the US need to get on this ****, and get it fixed. The rest of the world will be equally ****ed as you all =/

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Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. - H.L. Mencken

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I'm fully convinced the authorities are already spying on me via all my electronic devices, or at least have the capability to spy on me, were I worth spying on. That's why I make sure to choke the ol' chicken as much as possible in front of my phone, laptop, and desktop. I have this image of a windowless van parked 200 yards down the road. The back opens up up and a guy enters carrying a box of donuts and 2 coffee cups.

"Hey Hank, what's our boy up to?"

"Do you even need to ask, Bob? He's beating it."

"Again!?"

"Yes again. ALWAYS. Dude is always beating it."

"He's inhuman."

"He's something."

"Well, what's his porn of choice this time; gangbang, tentacle hentai, anal?

"Lesbian tribbing."

"Solid choice."

 

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On 7/2/2020 at 9:59 AM, Keyrock said:

I'm fully convinced the authorities are already spying on me via all my electronic devices, or at least have the capability to spy on me, were I worth spying on. That's why I make sure to choke the ol' chicken as much as possible in front of my phone, laptop, and desktop. I have this image of a windowless van parked 200 yards down the road. The back opens up up and a guy enters carrying a box of donuts and 2 coffee cups.

"Hey Hank, what's our boy up to?"

"Do you even need to ask, Bob? He's beating it."

"Again!?"

"Yes again. ALWAYS. Dude is always beating it."

"He's inhuman."

"He's something."

"Well, what's his porn of choice this time; gangbang, tentacle hentai, anal?

"Lesbian tribbing."

"Solid choice."

 

Just stay away from "tickle stocks" though. That kind of perverse sickery can get you locked away and tortured.

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"It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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15 hours ago, rjshae said:

Just stay away from "tickle stocks" though. 

I don't know what that is and won't google it. I'll take your word for it. I have plenty of kinks as is, I'm not in the market for a new one.

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1 hour ago, Keyrock said:

I don't know what that is and won't google it. I'll take your word for it. I have plenty of kinks as is, I'm not in the market for a new one.

There may be hope for you yet... 🥳

"It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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Welcome to part 2 of Random Musings of a Truck Driver. My series of philosophical and pseudo scientific (at best) ramblings. Last time I talked about time, this time I'm going to talk about nothing. *insert joke about most of my posts being about nothing*

Does nothing exist? Is it real or an abstract? For that matter, what even is nothing? When we say "nothing" what are we talking about? You can walk into a room completely devoid of furniture and say that nothing is in the room. Even ignoring that you are in the room, the room still has air in it. Okay, let's say we are talking about a vacuum. So we hop in our trusty space ship and blast off into the solar system, nowhere near any planet, asteroid, or comet. So what's out here, outside the space ship, is that nothing? It may be devoid of matter, but it probably still has some radiation and/or energy. Okay, let's go further into interstellar space, or even intergalactic space, surely out here we can find a pocket of space that is a true hard vacuum, right? For the sake of this thought experiment let's say we do find said hard vacuum, surely this is nothing, right? Well, according to quantum field theory even the vacuum itself has a field and a zero point energy, so isn't that something and if so that means even a hard vacuum isn't "nothing". Can we have nothing anywhere in our universe? Wouldn't there always be, at the very least, spacetime itself and the zero point energy of the vacuum? The next question might be "what about outside the universe"? What is outside the universe or if there even is such a thing as outside the universe goes beyond the scope of this post, so I won't go there (yet?).

Even just the concept itself, can nothing, truly nothing, the absence of absolutely everything exist? If there isn't anything at all then how can it exist? So I guess my conclusion is that nothing doesn't exist as anything more than an abstract.

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22 minutes ago, Keyrock said:

Welcome to part 2 of Random Musings of a Truck Driver. My series of philosophical and pseudo scientific (at best) ramblings. Last time I talked about time, this time I'm going to talk about nothing. *insert joke about most of my posts being about nothing*

Does nothing exist? Is it real or an abstract? For that matter, what even is nothing? When we say "nothing" what are we talking about? You can walk into a room completely devoid of furniture and say that nothing is in the room. Even ignoring that you are in the room, the room still has air in it. Okay, let's say we are talking about a vacuum. So we hop in our trusty space ship and blast off into the solar system, nowhere near any planet, asteroid, or comet. So what's out here, outside the space ship, is that nothing? It may be devoid of matter, but it probably still has some radiation and/or energy. Okay, let's go further into interstellar space, or even intergalactic space, surely out here we can find a pocket of space that is a true hard vacuum, right? For the sake of this thought experiment let's say we do find said hard vacuum, surely this is nothing, right? Well, according to quantum field theory even the vacuum itself has a field and a zero point energy, so isn't that something and if so that means even a hard vacuum isn't "nothing". Can we have nothing anywhere in our universe? Wouldn't there always be, at the very least, spacetime itself and the zero point energy of the vacuum? The next question might be "what about outside the universe"? What is outside the universe or if there even is such a thing as outside the universe goes beyond the scope of this post, so I won't go there (yet?).

Even just the concept itself, can nothing, truly nothing, the absence of absolutely everything exist? If there isn't anything at all then how can it exist? So I guess my conclusion is that nothing doesn't exist as anything more than an abstract.

Bro. You better check your exhaust system, seems you're something is leaking in! 😄

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Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. - H.L. Mencken

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Debates about the nature of nothingness have been around since at least the ancient Greeks. Their thinking brought about the concept of the aether as a medium for light to travel through. Now, of course, we have the quantum vacuum. Emptiness can be quite a fascinating subject really.

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"It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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"The man of virtuous soul commands not, nor obeys. Power, like a desolating pestilence, pollutes whate'er it touches; and obedience, bane of all genius, virtue, freedom, truth, makes slaves of men, and of the human frame a mechanized automaton."

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kinda reminds us o'...

no gun rights angle, and end were a bit different. 

less known is the 1921 tennessee valley battle 'tween the klan and the soggy bottom boys.

HA! Good Fun!

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"If there be time to expose through discussion the falsehood and fallacies, to avert the evil by the processes of education, the remedy to be applied is more speech, not enforced silence."Justice Louis Brandeis, Concurring, Whitney v. California, 274 U.S. 357 (1927)

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Pft, not even a cool chapter.

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Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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Pfft, Ultrasmurfs. White Scars is where it's at.

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Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. - H.L. Mencken

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