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The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

 

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What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

 

Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

 

Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

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Can someone explain that to me?

 

I assume its a reference to the ad that Proctor and Gamble did (who now own's Gillette) regarding "toxic masculinity".

 

https://www.npr.org/2019/01/17/685976624/backlash-erupts-after-gillette-launches-a-new-metoo-inspired-ad-campaign

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I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! ~ Ro-Man

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There are a bunch of whiny bitches on both extremes of the left/right political axis. Nothing new here. 

 

Edit: Not to mention attention whores and trolls (both of whom give exactly zero ****s about any political ideology in question).  The former are simply there for attention/money, the latter just want to watch the world burn.  Both will "ally" themselves with whatever side helps them achieve their goals and will switch at the drop of a hat.

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"Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks

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Personally I slide theatrically into my bright orange Nissan Cube- the 'Admiral Yamamoto', proudly emblazoned with the rising sun and rays- via the wound down front window as all manly men do.

 

Down south we refer to that as "NASCAR style".

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"Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks

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Personally I slide theatrically into my bright orange Nissan Cube- the 'Admiral Yamamoto', proudly emblazoned with the rising sun and rays- via the wound down front window as all manly men do.

 

Down south we refer to that as "NASCAR style".

 

 

Everyone knows the Riker maneuver is the one true way.

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Gillette put out a commercial telling manly men to not be ****, and so a bunch of manly men got upset. Because, you know, the manly reaction to such a request is to whine like a paradox.

It works for women, aren't we equal and all that.

I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

 

*If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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