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I don't think this even exists any more so a lot of you younger posters may have never experienced the "static" that happened on your TV when programming ended for the day. Yes, it really used to end for the day. :lol: Part of this static is the afterglow of the Big Bang. :yes:

Oh, I remember static on the TV.  I also remember watching the porn channel which was all scrambled up and wavy.  Once in a while you'd catch a momentary glimpse of a nipple.  Those were the days.  Kids these days don't even know how good they have it.  All the porn you could ever want is a few keystrokes away.  Back in my day we had to make due with the lingerie section of the JCP Penney flyer.  If someone happened to get their hands on a Penthouse that was basically the holy grail.  :lol:

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Can you "hear" these pictures?

 

 

 

Buddy youre an old man...

 

 

 

I don't think this even exists any more so a lot of you younger posters may have never experienced the "static" that happened on your TV when programming ended for the day. Yes, it really used to end for the day. :lol: Part of this static is the afterglow of the Big Bang. :yes:

 

****, I hate seeing static. That high pitched whine that is in the background from the TV capactitors is actually the sound I get from tinnitus, so each time I see it it comes to the foreground again >_<

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Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. - H.L. Mencken

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Oh, I remember static on the TV.  I also remember watching the porn channel which was all scrambled up and wavy.  Once in a while you'd catch a momentary glimpse of a nipple.  Those were the days.  Kids these days don't even know how good they have it.  All the porn you could ever want is a few keystrokes away.  Back in my day we had to make due with the lingerie section of the JCP Penney flyer.  If someone happened to get their hands on a Penthouse that was basically the holy grail.  :lol:

 

My younger version would never believe if told him that one day he would receive so much porn on his phone that he wouldn't even be able to check all of it. :w00t:


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Oh, so it's actually real?

 

...I'm not sure how I feel about this revelation. :blink:

 

anything is possible in Easter Europe

 

Easter Europe, the most religious part of Europe.


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Fun fact.  Years ago, when I still lived up in the frozen north, they opened the first Krispy Kreme in Connecticut.  The line was at least 3 times as long as that.

 

Donut addiction affects millions of people everyday.  If you know someone that abuses donuts, don't turn a blind eye, seek help.  :shifty:

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Fun fact.  Years ago, when I still lived up in the frozen north, they opened the first Krispy Kreme in Connecticut.  The line was at least 3 times as long as that.

 

Donut addiction affects millions of people everyday.  If you know someone that abuses donuts, don't turn a blind eye, seek help.  :shifty:

 

I've been to the States twice so far, and both times a single donut was able to keep me going for a week.

 

This may or may not be an exaggeration.

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

 

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What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

 

Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

 

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So, Norway in the late 90's? Sign me up.

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I'm partial to Turning Point Prussia, myself.

 

 

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Women are so superior they needed men to give them permission to vote.... L0LZ


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lets not forget the old meme

women are so superior that a man won the "woman of the year" award

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The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

 

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What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

 

Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

 

Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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this reminds me of a similar joke

3 guys fall in a jungle and the cannibals capture them. they take them to the village that was next to an abandoned airport  and they tell them "you will spend the night in the golden plane one at a time. if one of you resists the temptation to steal he can go free, if we find any gold pieces from the plane on you we will kill you"

after the 1st night, they take the 1st guy and search him. after a thorough search, they find a few golden screws on him and kill him

the next day the search the 2nd guy and they find that he was trying to sneak out with some golden cables so they kill him too

the 3rd day, as much as they tried they could not find anything on the 3rd guy so they told him he can go free because he was honest.

the guys asks "what did the other 2 steal?"

the cannibals respond "some screws and some cables"

and he says "ah, this why the engines didn't turn on"

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The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

 

-Teknoman2-

What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

 

Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

 

Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

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