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Being outright retarded, in an aggressive and arrogant way will usually get you that.

Alien Quake was awesome. Scariest mod ever. I'm not sure you could still find it, though. There was another great mod that turned the game into essentially a Battlefield kind of game. "Airquake" it was called, methinks. Funny how that mod is somewhat unknown, and the BF games that take after it are some of the best selling ever. The graphics weren't that great in any of those, as both are mods for Quake 1. But still, they were fun as hell.

Fortunately, the mods don't give a flying f*ck about Volo's reports. Which makes it all the funnier. I think they should save themselves the trouble and disable the "report" feature from Volo's account. After all, for each report he makes, there's usually a few pages of shameless trolling on his (her?/its?) part. However, it's kinda sad that mkreku gets so worked up about it. That's what Volo is after, and if you play along, he's won. I think I should just ASCII spam this thread to oblivion.

Bah. You only say that because the child of the minister of state puked on your arm... or some such. At any rate, congrats Ender. The other thread got closed before I noticed it.

Hey, it's not me who keeps bringing up some stuff that's months old and few remember and even less care about. Effectively, you have done nothing but whine. Smarten up, man. Or go grab some tissues, whatever suits you better. And again, your attempts to discredit me have failed, as I have already disabled your arguments in the past. Not that it's quite a feat, to be honest, but I don't really need to do it any more, as you prove time after time that all you are after is controversy. The only problem with that is that you really suck at sparring.

I don't remember accusing you of being a terrorist sympathizer. I simply reported your post because your rhetoric seemed to imply that. The mods agreed with me, so either you take it up with them, or you STFU. At any rate, quit bringing up issues that have absolutely nothing to do with the topic at hand in an attempt to discredit me. All you are proving is that you're out of better arguments. And so far, that's pretty much it. It's also incredibly sad that you are still holding a grudge against somebody you don't know across half the globe. I guess your life must be pretty empty, and that makes you deserving of pity. But don't despair, Commy. There's always Brides-r-us.com. )

Naw. I just enjoy it when people crush the inane ravings that you think that pass for arguments. Anyway, I didn't know I needed a room for that. Uh... I don't know what kind of familiarity you think you have with me, but no, you don't have my permission. I like to keep my distance from carriers of infectious stupidity. Also, it amuses me to no end that you are still pissed about my reporting your post. Yeah, sorry. I won't do it again. I wouldn't want to cause you an aneurysm because of it. But hey, if you can't take the heat, perhaps the Winnie the Pooh boards are more your kind of place.

The link was giving me little trouble, but it seems to be working fine now that I've quoted it. It's fully documented as well! Thanks Numbers. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Aw, sorry man. The original mirror seems to be down. There's another one here.

Not according to WotC. Some really hideous monsties have some awesome CHA scores. And, at any rate, the blonde caucasian female exile looked like a freaking leper with DS mastery. Yeah, it's stupid, because K2 was released shortly before Ep3. And in the movie, Palps' looks were the result of his own Sith lightning, not DS corruption. But yeah, I guess the DS has the same effect on your face as trying to shave with a chainsaw.

You mean they're trying to decide whether or not KotOR XVII will be a blockbuster, right?

Don't even try, Commy. Gromnir is just out of your league. He's got some brains inside his skull, you know.

Please accept this safe and morally unchallengeable artwork instead. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Gold.

I agree. In fact, you can download the patch that LA never approved from here. Just don't tell anyone. :ph34r:

Uh... can we see some pics of you cheating death? That would certainly make this thread more interesting. Not that I don't find interesting, but still.

Sorry to burst your bubble, but DoA Beach Volley was designed with one purpose in mind. And it wasn't beach volley. And hey, I haven't even played that game. The trailers are more than enough.

What's this? It's an established Volourn Anti Logic axiom that anything touched by EA is automatically gold. And now you're trying to dispute it? Of course, you're the Magical Volo. Contradicting your self is an intrinsic part of your self. Yeah, sorry. My brain cell connections are just too streamlined to adopt this kind of fundamental contradiction. Regardless, the Battlefield games are GREAT games. They were developed in Europe, too. This amounts to some serious ownage for Volourn, as per usual. And no, I'm not advocating slavery here, so don't bother reporting me. )

The studio that developed the Battlefields is European. Yes, that's an EA game. Yes, you can jack off now.

I'm truly impressed by your masterful use of the asterisk. You're almost as deft at it as you are at spamming. Almost. But, at any rate, I thought you said you were quitting. Only a post later, you are flip flopping. And I'm the troll? I'm still waiting for you to offer a well written reply to my arguments that doesn't resemble a kindergarten rant. Since you appear to have fish memory, let me remind you that it was you who started with the personal attacks. Therefore, it's you who is trolling and spamming the thread (as per usual). I'm just playing along. And one last thing. I said I don't think I'll be able to make it. But it's not sure either way. Does that mean you will leave if I show up? I guess that would earn you a ph4t "Drama Queen" Advantage for your TOMBS sheet. And, be honest with yourself, you're dying to get it.

This from the guy that told me to "grow up". Really, kid. No need to throw a tantrum over this. Surely we can sort things out. I don't think I'll be able to make it for tonight's session, if there's going to be one, anyway.

Fine, fine. So it was not just you. It was you and Eru. The rest of players are inconsequential. How could I not see it. I seem to have forgotten the TOMBS Golden Rule: "Even if common sense and logic dictate otherwise, Baley is always right." My bad. And yeah, I spoke to Ender. He said he was doing some stuff with Eru. But he didn't say that you were going to spend the remaining half of the session in a private sub-game, and that whatever the rest of us did was irrelevant. He didn't tell me probably because he couldn't anticipate it. Again, you seem to mistake harassing the GM with asking him what's up. I did the former, while you suggest I should have done the latter. Get it in your simian skull, by means of a hammer if need be. Splitting the group in a PnP game IS a bad thing. I know that chit chatting in an IRC channel for more than an hour without a clear purpose isn't a problem for you, as you are always available like a two dollar whore. But guess what, not everyone is as sad as you. For some people, their time is actually worth something. An alien concept, to be sure.

Theatre is awesome, man! And real expensive, too.

Hey Baley; here's a hint for you: grow some brains. What you call a lack of communication with the GM, I call it not harassing him. There have been instances in which the GM has had to conduct private stuff, but never for more than a few minutes. Nobody, and I mean nobody has previously tried to advance the plot on their own, disregarding the rest of players. But yeah, I guess it's okay for Baley to do it. I mean, he's Baley, after all. And who the hell has blamed you for all of this stuff? My only complaint was your fetching a character whose player was not available when there were other players sitting on their hands. You have still not answered to that, resorting to flames and arguing a "top sekritt reason", instead. So cut the drama, please. Nope, I'm not going to blame you for 9/11, as that obviously required careful planning and thought, and you are proving to be utterly incapable of either. In case you haven't noticed, this is not a Single Player RPG. Here, playing (read - every player) is the primary concern, where your very intimate self-worshipping wankfests have as much a place as they don't conflict with the gameplay (again, the gameplay of all players). Deal with it or get back to Bloodlines. )

Hitman.

Hard as hell, too.