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Laozi

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  1. Declarative Statement: The best comedic animated series or whatever is ATHF and then probaly Sealab 2021
  2. I knew this was really about souls, and impressing your beliefs upon reality.
  3. Just stating the facts ma'am
  4. Tales From the Dark Side was uber creepy. I still wet my pants when I hear the theme song
  5. The grossest(could be a word) porno I ever saw was this one called, Ass, Gas, and the Mystical Glop. My onetime roomate Joe, who was shamelessly addicted to porno rented it one night The whole deal was that these 4 guy all went in the back door on this girl, and then another girl sucks it out of her butt with a fairly large straw. After I saw this anytime I heard the slurping noise made my a straw it imediately caused gagging and often times throwing up
  6. I'm going to see it at a place called The Alamo Draft House, that way if it sucks I can get so trashed it won't even matter. So I guess I'm most looking forward to getting trashed, bigtime
  7. I would love an ending to Kotor to completely not include Revan or the Exile. Don't even mention their collective sorry asses
  8. I'm speculating that it might be the truth........maybe
  9. ^^ thats totally not true, theres a chain in Austin called GameFellas, and the owner told me that a little less 60% of the business they do are old games for out of date systems. They're cheap and fun. Oh ya and people get fringe benefits, not french benefits
  10. Statement: I really liked Futurama, its so bunk that they cancelled it. Thank god for Adult Swim.
  11. Sometimes you get superpowers right?
  12. I drink somewhere betweens 4 and 10 cups of coffee a day, and manage to find time to sneak a coke in there from time to time. I don't touch the mountain dew anymore. Back when I was a "drug addict" mountain dew and Camel Reds where the mainstay of my diet, with the occasional bean burrito, but part of coming "clean" for me was getting rid of the mountain dew. I once worked with this girl who drank nothing but mountain dew and red bulls for two days and got an irregular heartbeat for her trouble. So don't do that
  13. I'd like to see shadowrun, but only if the antagonist is Billy Idol
  14. Laozi

    NCAA Finals

    So did they burn North Carolina down or what?
  15. Since when did janitors have to be proficient with firearms?
  16. Freedon Nadd Blasters, uh huh, uh huh huh, uh huh huh "
  17. I don't think so, I think that after you've gotten this patch, you soon discover that every other patch you've ever gotten......IS A LIE
  18. When communicating with each other Mandalorians simply fill their "necksacs" and push the air through their gills. This produces high piched whistles and clicks that they use to communicate geez I though everyone knew this crap
  19. Pixies Complete "B" Sides, it really fun and plus its one of those enhanced CD so I can watch two of those goofy videos they use to do. "Its time well spent"
  20. Did I mention that Nur Ab Sal's natural enemies are wookies
  21. ^^^ I heard that about assassin before, I think on NPR, by the linguist at UC Berkeley
  22. To my shoes, then I'd never have to replace them.
  23. Facts you should also know: Nur Ab Sals are rather simple creatures prefering to nest in discarded comic books and novels. Their diets consist mainly of dry, unimaginative pros, and will defend their feeding grounds to the death. A fun fact is that the average Nur Ab Sal will spend roughly 2/3 of its life with its nose pressed tightly against Kevin Andersons buttocks. Also a typical Nur Ab Sal doesn't reach maturity till about the age of 36.
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