Laozi

Oh you want to know what happen after you got through playing? O.K. A bunch of "big wigs" are gathered in a smoke filled room on the top floor of this complex. They're sitting at a large table, only their hands wander in and out of the shadows that conceal their faces. A nervous energy reverberates through the room, but no words are spoken. Suddenly a door opens and a small man enters the room, all eyes are on him. He swallows hard, trying to muster the courage to speak. "Sir, the numbers are in." A hand reaches out palm up from the shadows and the small man is quick to placate its desires. The hand disappears into the shadows again, the man waits for his next order. "You may leave." The little man quickly makes for the door he entered through. Just as it closes behind him the shadowy figure begins to speak,' Gentlemen it seems our little endeavor is a success." There is some reserved clapping. Then another figure at the table speaks,"But how can that be, we didn't even bother to complete the project." "I told you it wouldn't matter, they're zombies, they're moths drawn to the flame no longer caring to consider it source. They'll take it and like it if we tell them to. Surely the computer users and Europeans will be chomping at the bit now to get" A voice from behind speaks up, all eyes in the room are then focused on a man whos face is illuminated by a computer screen. "Sir, its just as you said. The fools are actually defending it, some of the whelps are even going so far as to call it great. This one name Ja'den doesn't even have it yet and he's already calling it great." "Yes.....yes, I think we all knows what this means, we will never bother to invest the resources to finish another project, infact we will 'half ass' it from here on out. The people have spoken and sealed their fate and all those who love 'The Franchise'." Laughter fills the room as the Imperial March begans playing in the background Yep thats probaly about how it went

The whole back and to the right thing was pretty damn funny, ah remember how the military and the FBI conspired with arms manufactures to prolong the Vietnam War really is great for a good chuckle. They can get to anybody hahahahahahahahahaha uhhhhhh....... :'( :'( :'( :'(

Visas boring as all hell. I still haven't found out the value of lip gloss to someone who doesn't "see" outside of the force

Where's the "Your polls are stupid option?"

When I played, I manged to achieve lightside mastery with all my characters able, but alot of the characters didn't actually recieve their bonuses, now that was annoying

Ya well I think now I have indispuitable proof Revan is a guy. You see Revans human no matter what, and at some point you must win the race on Taris to "save" Bastilla. Say what you want about sexism and crap, but there are women racers and they stink, I don't know about other Star Wars races, but this is atleast true for human. So as you see if Revan was a women, theres no way that they would have won the swoop race thus forever proving Revan was a guy

Good Charlotte? I can't believe anyone fell for that

I think the idea of a completely unremorseful killer triggers a nerve in all of us, its something we can all relate to and probaly should explore more. ::points you towards your friends and family::

I too like your work a good deal, it deffinitely has a look that would support a more humor based enterprize

I'm usually a little slow before I've had my 6th cup of coffee, some one please explain the humor to me.

^^^^I don't read too much sci-fic, but Philip K. **** is awesome and its a shame that we can't have his last name on these boards, and that hollywood continuially basturdizes his work Tanis and Tasslehoff really kept the whole work interesting for me especially after Sturm died, I guess I'll always be a bit dissappointed by those books as they were hyped as the "Best thing to read after LOTR" Currently I'm reading The War of the Spider Queen and the first two books by Thomas M. Reid and Richard Lee Byers have me completely on the main character's side. They're, to me, and extremely entertaining read, especially if you've ever read any of the Drizzt books

space ninja wizards = Jedi As for the game, I'll just be superhappy if they kill off Kyle Katarn That and a Super Monkey Death Car

Canon cheapens everything star wars, not just these games

I had always wonder why the section was seperately called prision when the only thing that was different about it was the workbench. That would make since, you could get your friends and make one last alteration to their weapons for the final battle

Ya murdering children always gives characters a certain amount of depth

Gold. But you forgot the UCM (Universal Cringe Moment): "I don't like the sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating - not like you. You're soft and smooth" <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'd use that line, but unfortantly its hard to lure women out into the desert, especially since I have this ankle bracelet that beeps everytime I leave the house

Thats true, and I've always been particuliarly fond of that song "Six Different Ways" At the moment I'm listening to Panic by the Smiths BTW

Maybe you need to read more of Leo Strauss and the Republic. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Thats just not me, I'm more of a "run down the streets with your head on a pike" trade union anarchist

Are you all dressed up like The Cure

Thanks for clearing that up

I agree, now I'm free to play my giant green superhero THE HRULK in peace. Smashing things for the good of people everywhere. <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Well this should have a clear and obvious winner

They stopped killing the weak minded sometime before McCarthyism and the adventation od Neoconservatism, they found out that its easier to control the masses if they had someone to look down at. You're safe as long as you don't venture out of your "cocoon" and take any risk. Although there might be a small threat in 3+ yrs when that village in Texas gets its idiot back, so be wary As for the video game good luck with that, most store have a trade in policy that rarely ends in violence

Creed CD? I'm sorry but too much KOTOR 2 can't be blamed for your type of problems

I don't know how to describe how I feel about the last movies. The original trilogy is really what got me into "storytelling" and has me currently transfering to USC to go to film school. These new movies have there moments but they are few and far between. I remember when I was watching Episode 1 and there is that part after they left Tatoonie and Anakin and Padme are talking I almost cried the first time i saw it. It was like the history of this world I'd loved so much was finally materializing. I also remember at the end I was sort of in a stupper. The whole thing with Anakin "accidently" destroying the Droid army had me embarassed for George Lucas and Star Wars fans. During episode 2 I just kept saying to myself "what in hell is this crap, do something, stop whining you're god damn Darth Vader, Darth Vader doesn't cry, stop kissing him he's a total wuss, god when are they going to stop talking and do something? Geonosians are sure tall, man if Jango Fett was the teleplate for stormtroopers how come they can't shoot. Oh crap Jango Fett is just as accident proned its seem as Boba Fett. I would think giant bugs would be more badass, Is he whining again, How come Sarumon is in this movie? Yoda is a badass, but somehow I never really pictured him as that type of badass. Was that three hours, it seemed more like 5. As to these movies I fear that they are already ruined for me. I'm probaly not even going to worry about seeing it the first day, that says something for me. By the way the EU is gawd awfull