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  1. I wanted to write comic books. I'm a bike messenger. Not only has my dream failed, i'm doing something that has no relation to my qualifications as well.
  2. Ollaa Ouula Umma, this is the there is no delete button song. Yiiila Lullla vuuu, i'm singing the there is no delete button song.
  3. How can you describe a verb as somewhere inbetween runny and solid. That doesen't make any sense.
  4. 4.You're walking down the street and some guys start cat-calling. What do you do? I'm assuming we are talking about transvestites here. It doesen't say if they're hot though.
  5. Broken horseshoe that stands in the rain's spirit animal is a gopher. Broken horseshoe that stands in the rain don't need internet test to tell him that.
  6. You poor Americans dont think metrically, roll once for the tens and once for the ones or use different coloured dies. 3, 4, = 34. you get the idea. A die:0 and B die:0 = 100 A die:0 and B die:1 = 1.
  7. ..... and curiosity got the better of me and I find that the authors of the test are both in complete agreement with me, and completely wrong. http://dicepool.com/catalog/quiz.php?osCsi...11473bb274c95d4
  8. I'm a d100. I don't mean two D10 which would be more logical, but the actual d100 that looks like a golfball that they produced briefly before comming to their senses. In that capacity I move that all d4s be outlawed henceforth, not only is their caltrop design potentially extremely dangerous to the soles of your feet, but you can just roll a d8 and divide by two. Also I didn't take the test.
  9. nr 8 is a hydrolic sheet metal press. I can't tell any of them
  10. You have to qualify what differs useless traditions from non useless traditions, it's not enough to just list them according to your tastes.
  11. God doesen't have to be intrusive. I mean no one ever goes to church for anything other than marriage and funeral, and yet we call ourselves a christian country. Thats the difference, do these hereditary constructions place unreasonable restrictions on people's lives or noy.
  12. I heard of a Danish guy who got thrown in jail because his foreman said he theought he smelled alchohol on his breath. he them admited he had a drink on his lunch break. he was sentenced to 30 lashes. Do they really do that ? it sounds so cartoonish.
  13. I subside entirely on coffe and cigarettes
  14. It's holy jhad porn. Chicks posing with bomb vests and AKs.
  15. Basing civil law on religion is biggotry, no two ways about it.
  16. Doesent sound like a bad gig being a Saudi citizen, sit around on your ass and have the princes shower you with wealth to preserve an anacronistic system of governence
  17. The irony is that as a whole, Europe can only be described as very keenly aware of the Palestinean situation and considerably critical of the overal Israli strategy. Kids will be kids, it's one thing to showboat, actually strapping a bomb to yourself takes a great deal more conviction, or a great deal more desperation and depression.
  18. I thought he was talking about the new playstation or something. Anyway congratulations, and say goodbye to sleep for a couple of years.
  19. In the loosest definition
  20. Growling like that will destroy your voice, but hey if that was the goal to begin with. I don't understand metal of any deviation. It all seems so 80s and well, silly.
  21. Complete hogwash.
  22. yes, quite, in order to become a vampire you have to drink the blood of a vampire, who then becomes your master. Merely being bitten is analogous to a charm spell that will enable the vampire to feed on that same vicim again with ease.
  23. Ehh.. He had his moment standing up to the Communist coup, and deserves part of the credit for turning Russia in a more democratic direction,but wasen't rather more the incompetent drunk while in office,
  24. St. George is the patron saint of England, don't know what he did that was saintly.
  25. By Crom !
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