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  1. Gorgon

    Hi there!

    " Sounds like a perfect recipe for endless repetition of threads,
  2. Actrually I think the vast majority of games would benifit from the Sand version as opposed to the glazed over version. Dood. the pathfinding sucks, the camera angles are a joke, the avatars are butt ugly - to a man ! - the engine is less efficient than a seamstress with parkinson's.
  3. Gorgon

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    I dont get it Tyrell, Why do they risk comming back to earth ?
  4. Gorgon

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    We should all give ourselves a pat on the back... Well done folks... Here's a cookie for everyone, now share nice. We should get a counter for number of newbies shot down to put into our profiles. I think you all should register at a new forum just to record the dumbass trolls and knowitall remarks. It would be a learning experience. I actually was told recently to use the search function to make sure my topic had not already been covered - I am talking about archived threads here, not page 8- as if the fruit of their cerebelli were worthy of years of repetative homage. Every damn topic has already been done three times, and it's going to be done again once enough new people show up.
  5. Gorgon

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    Do not toy with my emotions like that. It's not kind.
  6. Gorgon

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    Well to be fair, this game stufio is on PR hiatus considering they have yet to produce the engine that their new game will run on. Theres just the usual suspects browsing around here out of habbit. It's an Alien game by the way, which is several kinds of cool.
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  8. 'For the love of money', 'why meeee', 'easy as goblin pie', 'you pugs are starting to piss me off' - I like those better
  9. I'll be the guy with the sword three times my length and the bad boy attitude. Ohh wait, that describes all of them.
  10. I can't dance. I don't try either, well not without the 'help' of large ammounts of alchohol anyway. I do take issue with transvestites who can't hack it though, some minimum standard is surely in order. Why volountarily change yourself into the ugliest woman known to man.
  11. Transvestites and people who can't dance have something crucial in common. If they can't pull it off, they shouldn't try. ~ Me.
  12. "when you redirect your opponent's energy, you force him to change, so, in essence he defeats himself. That's all* Sensei Gichin Funakoshi
  13. I remember when I made a halfmoon shield and matching goblin scimitar for a school project. No one gave it a second though, although they would'nt let me sharpen it. Is it just me or were ye golden olde days also less hysterical.
  14. It's illegal to own replica firearms ? Is it forbidden to use dangerous words or paint your house in busy annoying brigth colours as well. Oddball brits.
  15. You can't just ditch the kid in the hotel while you go for dinner, a couple of things wrong here; no one left in charge, not even an older child, just one kid, and a very young one too, but, it's hardly like they should have known that a kidnapping migth happen.
  16. This is true, in the wake of the tsunami it didn't take long for the slavers to start claiming lone surviving children.
  17. I won't rule it out, I mean, i'm a guy, theres no biological clock, I could knock up my young trophy wife at 101, in the unlikely event I live that long.
  18. Sounds like a horror B movie.
  19. The media craze can be helpful but also potentially deadly. If every one knows what she looks like the abductors might decide that they have to kill her. Don't think this one will have a happy ending considering the length of time she's been gone, but it could also be some unstable woman who wants a child, probably the best screnario to hope for. Or the parents killed her somehow and made up a cover story.
  20. People are scared and they don't know what to do, so they do something rather than nothing, even if it's stupid.
  21. "* Starcraft was the greatest RTS ever hands down." No... No................... No.
  22. Maybe a crazed gunman drill would be in order, you could even have the alarm do a special ringtone so the students would know not to run out and be mowed down like cattle, but to throw themselves out of the windows instead. The drill would cause only moderate casualties if propperly prepared. Or alternately, you could make sure that guns were so unavailable, particularly to children and homocidal maniacs, that these things would be so unlikely to happen that drills would be unnecessary Nahh, too advanced.
  23. I don't like top down RTS as a rule, the kind with hundreds of little green selection markers milling around, build queues and buildings, but I thougth starcraft was good for it's time, Diablo was mindless repetition.
  24. I can't remember a blizzard game I liked. have they done anything other than warcraft and world of disneyland ?
  25. In the spirit of being opposite i'll post an entire poem that no one will be able to understand, or will be able to put a familiar deep hypnotic voice to http://www.ponty.dk/taxa.htm
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