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If people need trigger warnings about works of FICTION, then thats on them. But I am magnanimous so I would like to inform you that the bogeyman in not under your bed. Or in your closet.

*Warning - This play contains graphic violence* is the solution to fight or flight panic mode that said play would induce? Wowwee wow wow. If that is the state that people operate in then honestly I just pity them. That's not to far from being legitimately mentally challenged.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMW_dPtm7Bo

Whats your feelings on the recreational laws of CO, Shady?

See! Things like this happen after raising a few generations with "participation trophies".

Sheesh, this guys cant do a single thing right. smh.

Im dismayed that my trials and tribulations are a source of humor to you barbarians. I could rattle off a dozen such instances but I would never be believed. Its situation like I describe that formed me into a person that would always say yes to women throwing themselves at me. Well, unless they were ugly. Its only through iron determination, and being married, that allowed me the strength to say "NO! I AM NOT YOUR MANWHORE!"

No. I took her home too. I wear ribbons of shame.

For shame Al2O3, sexual assault is never funny. And Im not even going to mention that time a girl planted a kiss on me out of the blue and stuck her tongue in my mouth! Oh crap, now look what you made me do.

Huh, the panda was removed from the endangered list in 2016. Anyway, I would try panda meat, or any other bear.

This Special Edition of Fahrenheit 451 Can Only Be Read When It's Heated.

AT&T Stadium in Dallas Reportedly Chosen as 2018 NFL Draft Host Site.

What does "injured for 59 days" mean? That it will take that many "game days" before that toon is at full capabilities, sans Resting?

Sure am. Oh noes! Feel free to return if you come up with conversation that doesn't involve calling other poster masturbatory weirdos.

We appreciate your insight, but as far as I am concerned, calling other posters a "weirdo" is a personal insult. Address the posts, not the posters. Everyone wins!

Four seperate references to "fap" by one poster in the same thread. Impressive. However, please refrain from personal insults.

One time back in the day, I was walking through a bar and some random girl stepped in front of me and grabbed my junk. I wound up taking her home. #scarsneverheal

Poor Venezuela, they cant even collapse in peace. Has it also turned into a hotbed of Islamic terrorism?

Gravitational Wave Astronomers Hit Mother Lode.

Activist judge gonna activist.

^It must be a factor of " number of lives were lost in one event" kind of thing as thousands of people die every day and nobody cares or comments.

Theres a similar retirement program in the US called 401(k). In this case however, your employer will match your contribution usually up to around 6%.

~7200 people die per day in the US.

Feel free to use the "Report" button whenever you get all confused and we will be happy to sort it. We cant read all posts in all threads.