-Have you honored you father and mother today, son?
-No, its..
-Well, well! Then I guess its the chair for you, buddy!
..or the buddhist version
Note outside locked courthouse:
All trials for this kalpa cancelled. The Boddhistatva is currently busy contemplating its rectal shakra but sends his words that all wrongdoers will be reborn as that kind of mold that settles on a vindaloo thats been in the fridge too long.
Thankyou, may your current incarnation be a pleasant one.