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For once, an entirely accurate handle. Actually, no, not for once. A white sandy beach with a row of palms providing shade is pretty clever.

Magma Red coming end of June! By then the ultra-patriotic controller scheme will be complete! Magma Red, Glacier White, Wave Blue. And Urban Camo that no one can see.

Every episode of The Flash so far has been fun, exciting, pretty funny. Badass ... no, not until tonight. Damn. Snart, finally believable and menacing. Agents of SHIELD, riveting. I am still literally riveted to my chair. JEMMA ARE YOU OKAY

Drunken golf on Mother's Day after your mom calls and says grandma gave up the real-life ghost this morning. I'll be in Salt Lake City next weekend, in case you need something from the mountains, although not a whole lot is available there ... mostly pink sauce for your french fries (ketchup and mayo mixed together) and plenty of ice cream ... Utah was number one in the nation in consumption of ice cream for a time. And depression. Sweet, I beat 68th place.

What the hell, Florida, you're supposed to be the egregious dong of the country, not the site of the greatest finish to a tournament in the history of the Players Championship--possibly any professional golf game ever. It's not even over yet ... c'mon Rickie!

Me too, I was all, read it, read it, read it ...

Fantastic production, what a treat. Gotta get me one of those zip-up Obs hoods, please. This right here is why I love this place. Episode V in the frame.

Agreed. My one pair of power shoes are black Pumas. I mean, I don't power-lift weights in them, like Woldan, just walk around and feel more confident wearing them. The tongue is off-center and there's probably five different texture prints from heel to toe, with the puma outlined in silver.

Never played a game where I have to stop, take a breath, look down at my right thumb, pull the stick, push it quickly straight, then cover my eyes and hope I accounted for wind and elevation. When it works, hitting the right shot is a ton of fun, glorious when you get 100% power down the middle. Survived Amateur Season, on to Pro-Am where the top spot is around twenty strokes ahead. Whatevs.

I don't see it. It's a presumptuously half-written article, but clearly doesn't protest reading to your kids:

Might as well be 11am, close enough to noon, which means it's 5pm somewhere over the Atlantic, or Greenland, so I'm okay trying this oddly named beverage, Leinenkugel Big Butt Doppelbock. Five varieties of malted barley, 5.8%, is all it proclaims, but my mouth says it's pretty decent. Probably should eat something soon. Or take a nap.

More Hayley Atwell, very good. Maybe an Ant-Man crossover next season. Pretty funny to see Weird Al and Regis guest on the same show last night, The Odd Couple. Matthew Perry is slightly above forgettable, but his co-star is a riot.

Rare the Wold photo not taken by Wold, who is the photographer and where is your puppy.

She's fast enough for you, old man. Artist Phil Noto's rendering of actress Gwendoline Christie.

Female TIE pilot, all-around badass, character confirmed.

This is no golfing simulation game ... it's Dark Souls: Prepare to Die by Bogey. Loaded up the special Seasons mode that came with the swank collector's edition, which includes levels for Beginner, Amateur, Pro-Am, Pro, and Elite. Proceeded to pummel the field by 17 strokes, advancing to Amateur expecting a cake walk twirling my eight iron. First up, ocean-view bluff links with 570yd Par 4's and pencil-thin runways trapped with sand on both sides. Made great time until the second Par 5, five-putting across a humpty dumpty green. Still, sixth place overall... in the running. Next course, desert wind, where you can watch the flags flap the other way in about four seconds. Either this game is the most fun and challenging thing I've played, or it's totally stupid and I hate it more than anything. Right now at the Atacama Club, playing the so-called Amateur season, I'm +7 after 14 holes, in 26th place. Winning. In fact I agree, The Golf Club, 38th place is very uninspiried. Still gonna play cause I freaking love this game.

Genuinely untrue. eww, okay, political threads, must leave, got a fantastic golf game to attend ... handicap is down to +3.1 ... whatever that means ... something about added strokes for being awesome with balls and a shaft

Okay, whittling away the handicap. From 21 down to five, all on the same course. Shot 69 last round with an eagle on the second and two chip-ins. Longest hole-out, 131yds ... less skill, more luck. Longest putt, 31ft. Getting the hang of going up a club, adjusting loft, dropping her in. John is as witty and matter-of-fact as ever. Still hearing new sound bites after sixteen full rounds.

The Golf Club PS4. If simplicity can be both addicting and challenging, then I've found it. Just like real golf, no tutorial, no hints, only trial and error, mostly error but a few birdies so far. There's an announcer commentator companion voice named John ... for a minute I thought, am I online or something, is this damp Canadian gentleman watching me play, how could there be so many voice files. More than anything it's a fun game to learn and get the hang of.

I do love points. I win every time against Newcastle.

I've heard tell Ocean Beach's initialism also stands for Only Bums (Pacific Beach: partly bums; Mission Beach: mostly bums), but I had a great time last night at OB Noodle House, a pho-tastic eatery with house-made flavored sake and a gajillion beers on tap. Ate the entire Special. The hot wings were freakin' HOT. And no bums, other than a few very well-contoured.

How curious. Is there a thread title, in the event a passer-by passes by.

Chargers GM looked positive after trading up for Melvin Gordon. Could be good. Maybe even an era. The stadium that Gordon built ... has a nice ring to it. Edit: In fact I'm so pigskin nerd charged with hope I finally nabbed Danny's jersey. Little guys rule!

Forgot to mention the best purchase of the year so far, a badass Punisher bottle opener, complete with magnets.

Go for it. You know if he got a contact adress? Justin is super personable, he would likely answer a PM, maybe check this thread and send a polite message. http://forums.obsidian.net/topic/75268-tip-of-the-hat-to-justin-bell/ By the way, isn't there an end-credits sequence ... I haven't finished the game yet but I would think there's a voice credit list?