Pidesco

The second dream is about getting high, obviously.

I need everyone's help if I'm going to get to level 10 as quickly as possible. Plenty of people joined up as my pupils, only to never ever fight again...

Level 8!

I can just imagine her crying with emoness.

Personally, considering about every game released these days is too easy, easy games can go and take a running jump in the lake. Puzzle games are supposed to be hard and much of the satisfaction comes from beating that challenge.

Well, it's the same game with a setting that hasn't been beaten to death, and with combat that is more actiony but just as awful. Oh, and JE has more sex options.

Apparently, in the future, goth army officers will be all the rage.

Here's some cool asskicking: http://pidesco.mybrute.com/fight/22856803

Braid seems nice, from what I played of the demo, but it doesn't, in any way, compare to the perfection that was Chip's Challenge.

The soundtrack is really great.

Level 7, courtesy of Chief Gibbon.

I'm almost at level level 7, but my pupils don't work hard enough.

The dogs really are overpowered. Also, I seem to be weaker than about everyone at my level. Anyway, give me a boost people, I'm almost at level 7!

They have to be making money, somewhere. I'm guessing that the ad space is filled with their own ads because they've start get offer for said space. There's an ad in my brute page which doesn't seem to belong to them too.

It's a really easy way to get hits. Hits mean ad money

Don't provoke me or lesbians will be brought into the fray.

Women are generally better then men.

Considering our masters tasty seems like a compliment to me.

There are plenty of people who think like that, even today. Many women too.

The body and the tentacles, of course. Octopi have to be boiled for hours though, otherwise they're incredibly hard and rubbery.

Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds - Where The Wild Roses Grow This is an excellent song, but I can't believe this was major radio hit back in the day. I bet there were even young teen couples vowing their love to each other to its sound.

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Octopus or squid? Octupus. I also eat squid, obviously, but not roasted.

The best rulers Portugal ever had were tyrants in the modern sense of the word, and were better rulers for it.