Pidesco

Well, it's the same game with a setting that hasn't been beaten to death, and with combat that is more actiony but just as awful. Oh, and JE has more sex options.

Apparently, in the future, goth army officers will be all the rage.

Here's some cool asskicking: http://pidesco.mybrute.com/fight/22856803

Braid seems nice, from what I played of the demo, but it doesn't, in any way, compare to the perfection that was Chip's Challenge.

The soundtrack is really great.

Level 7, courtesy of Chief Gibbon.

I'm almost at level level 7, but my pupils don't work hard enough.

The dogs really are overpowered. Also, I seem to be weaker than about everyone at my level. Anyway, give me a boost people, I'm almost at level 7!

They have to be making money, somewhere. I'm guessing that the ad space is filled with their own ads because they've start get offer for said space. There's an ad in my brute page which doesn't seem to belong to them too.

It's a really easy way to get hits. Hits mean ad money

Don't provoke me or lesbians will be brought into the fray.

Women are generally better then men.

Considering our masters tasty seems like a compliment to me.

There are plenty of people who think like that, even today. Many women too.

The body and the tentacles, of course. Octopi have to be boiled for hours though, otherwise they're incredibly hard and rubbery.

Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds - Where The Wild Roses Grow This is an excellent song, but I can't believe this was major radio hit back in the day. I bet there were even young teen couples vowing their love to each other to its sound.

For a moment I thought .

Octopus or squid? Octupus. I also eat squid, obviously, but not roasted.

The best rulers Portugal ever had were tyrants in the modern sense of the word, and were better rulers for it.

What are you waiting for, Obsidian?

I saw a guy who had a bowl of noodles as a weapon. It was long ranged and pretty powerful. French version: http://pidesco.labrute.fr Spanish version: http://pidesco.elbruto.es Same game, different languages, but more importantly, different servers. My Spanish version seems to be my best character. Only lost once in the first 6 fights with that guy.

I eat them. They're might tasty, roasted with onions, garlic, potatoes and lots of olive oil.

Yeah, I saw you. You got a crap power, though....

Got to level 6. I still lost 2 out of 3 fights, though. I hate how he has that big ass club that hits like a mother, both only uses it once a full moon, and at the wrong time too. It's bloody unnerving.