HoonDing

Charlize Theron (evil queen) being jealous of Kristen Stewart's (Snow White) "beauty" doesn't really work out well.

Ah well, memories...

Didn't notice Claudia Christian much, but Corri English's voice was EVERYWHERE, and it drove me nuts in the end.

Snake Eyes was the only good part of the G.I. Joe movie. What with the Crysis suits, Baroness being a fake blond ex-girlfriend of Duke's, Scarlett having self-esteem issues, Destro being a squeaky puny Asian guy, and Storm Shadow looking like a member of a J-pop boy band. G.I. Joe is serious business.

Got Risen 2 still untouched, recently bought a batch of games on Steam... and am replaying Morrowind. Yeah.

Without graphical mods, it'll still look like crap.

I believe in China you can bribe a prostitute into giving you information, then immediately afterwards knock her out and take your money back. Hilarious.

Larian made it on Machinima http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbb19SOqR38 It seems after they went self-publishing route, they're getting more (and positive) attention from mainstream gaming press than ever.

White Walkers looked like the Skyrim giants, really stupid. They were supposed to look otherworldy and wear reflecting armour. Ice Elves/Melnibon

Maybe I'll give TOR a try when it goes F2P in a couple of months. I installed Age of Conan a while back but haven't gotten to it yet.

It's mostly been Morgoth fapping over the latest newly announced interactive movies. Also, I thought you meant La femme Nikita, googled and facepalmed.

Hogwash. Isn't Doc Muzyka in EA's board of directors now?

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When is Bethesda, Arkane or Larian doing their thing? This is all so boring to watch.

That Tomb Raider video was hilariously bad. It's supposed to be an origin story, and indeed Lara acts all insecure, meek and vulnerable in cutscenes, yet in actual gameplay she's sneaking around headshotting everyone with a bow, riding ziplines and beating up Russian goons by the score, not to mention jumping around even though 10 minutes ago she had stepped in a beartrap. Original Lara was inspired by Indiana Jones, now it seems she's gone John Rambo. What an absolute crock.

For the ten people that played the first game.

I actually figure that her revolution will be filled with men trying to topple a government just to score with her. She'll be the queen bee.

Picked up Saints Row 3 for 10

Pic looks like it was taken on the German-Czech border.

It looks like a hilarious mix of Lost and Deliverance, directed by Uwe Boll.

Still looks like a crappy interactive movie. It's a reboot of the series.

The problem is, vampires have always been really lame since they've always lacked the awesome powers they have in the lore. Now Bethesda gives us Bram Stoker vampires, complete with shapeshifting into bats. Bethesda can do interesting things with the plot, though, since Molag Bal seems to be involved judging from the trailer. Molag Bal made the first vampire by raping a woman. Also, both in Morrowind expansion and Oblivion expansion a Daedric prince had been central to the plot.