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Daaave

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  1. Insane Clown Posse - Cotton Candy & Popsicles
  2. Heh... If you think that's bad, wait until she finds out that she had sloppy drunken sex with a guy who talks about his love life on an online forum for video game nerds. I don't usually talk about that stuff on here to be fair. Just thought my shame may as well provide some amusement to more people than it has done currently.
  3. An ugly person.
  4. Today I discovered that some random girl I drunkenly slept with a few weeks back is a complete and utter horror dog. I'm now off to scrub away that dirty feeling I have. Or drink some bleach, which would serve the dual purpose of killing me. Thus meaning I'll never have to be reminded of her again. I should start drinking less really
  5. Have to love those crazy Frenchies...
  6. Art Brut - My Little Brother
  7. I would think so. Other than Dante and Nero having white hair and all of the characters wearing wacky outfits (e.g. Lady and Trish), it doesn't really look like anime. The story is standard anime-fare, but I think that has more to do with Japan than anime itself. The characters are pretty entertaining, with the exception of Kyrie in the role of the Japanese-style personality-less young woman. okie dokie, maybe it's just me, but i really don't see how that picture of Trish is wacky... It's not just you, I also know a few people with outfits like that
  8. Dear Diary, today I went to the doctors and he thinks I have diabetes so I have to go for a blood test next week; which should be great fun. Then I met a friend and we attempted to wander round the shopping centre and ended up getting lost. Too many escalators confuse me
  9. Today me and a friend went a bought a hamster because we were bored and wanted something to do. Can't beat that for entertainment. Well, you could quite easily actually, but whatever, entertained us anyway. Still can't think of a name for it though
  10. Birdy ftw \o/
  11. Today I got confused by all the big words and technical phrases in samm's post. I contemplated trying to make sense of it but gave up lest my fragile mind explode due to information overload and went to make some toast instead. It was good.
  12. It's not an RPG in the slightest, just an action game. A pretty action game with awesome free running and such. But an action game nonetheless.
  13. That topic scares me so much.
  14. A lot of the time I'll start typing perfectly without looking at the keyboard without realising I'm doing it. As soon as it clicks in that I am though everything goes to pot and my typing resembles that of an angry pig on speed. Or something like that anyway. Dear God I fail at coming up with decent metaphors. Either way though, it goes rubbish for some reason as soon as I notice what I'm doing and I have to go back to looking at the keyboard. Quite strange really.
  15. Why yes they are rather fantastic aren't they. Want a feel?
  16. Why do you do that? I just do, it's one of those things. It's like how people wear necklaces/bracelets and such. No real reason to do it, I just like wearing nail varnish. I look pretty with or without makeup dear
  17. Each to their own and all that. I'm not a Goth no. I paint my nails lots of different colours, black was just the flavour of the week because I ran out of other colours.
  18. My first response was: "Is Daaave a woman?" Only afterwards did the paaants-too-low thing command my attention. I'm most definitely not a woman, no idea what gave you that impression. Not at all I'm informed on a regular basis my trousers are to damn low, I find it comfortable though and am unable to wear them at a normal height so whatever ^_^
  19. Yeah probably would be :D Only thing with the lip piercings is that it's annoyingly hard to shave around them decently and I'm too damn lazy to take them out just for that
  20. I just asked folk to try and picture me with one done first. Best thing do if you're unsure about a piercing I find. I've got double snakebites in my lip. They're so good. Love them like children ^_^
  21. I was considering getting my septum done a few weeks ago. Came to the conclusion it wouldn't suit me though. It's one of those things where you either look awesome or like a total retard it seems.
  22. He thought that was preferable to being concious while it was happening. I can see the guys point tbh. He'd completely forgotten about this arrangement when he came round a few hours later though so didn't realise it had been done until he went for a shower in the morning
  23. I know a guy that got it stretched 8mm. It's the most terrifying thing I could possibly think of tbh. :| jesus! 8mm?! that's just madness oh, and Gfted1, a PA is a piercing in your.... dangly bit... Isn't it just, apparently the whole experience made him pass out in agony for the first stretch. For the rest of them he drank lots of Vodka beforehand to numb it :D lots and lots and lots of vodka i'd imagine I know for the third set of stretches he drank until he was passed out on his kitchen table then his girlfriend did it for him. I had the (mis)fortune to witness this event.
  24. Thats what I figured. Is it a piercing in the sack or in the shaft? Is it a big hole like Daaave's earring he spoke of a few months ago? You get it pierced from the outside of the frenulum and into the urethra. The original piercing is normal sized (1.6mm usually) you can stretch it though if you so choose.
  25. I know a guy that got it stretched 8mm. It's the most terrifying thing I could possibly think of tbh. :| jesus! 8mm?! that's just madness oh, and Gfted1, a PA is a piercing in your.... dangly bit... Isn't it just, apparently the whole experience made him pass out in agony for the first stretch. For the rest of them he drank lots of Vodka beforehand to numb it :D
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