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Daaave

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About Daaave

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  1. I already knew our marriage was a sham. Everyone was laughing behind your back at what an expensive hooker you are. So good riddance. You weren't that pretty anyway, I'll find someone hotter, like your mum!

  2. Oh man, I've so just updated it with some hardcore facts. I hope you're happy :(

  3. You should change what it says on "About Me", I obviously never really meant anything to you. :(

  4. OH PLEASE, HE'S NOT EVEN HALF THE MAN I AM, AND NOT JUST LITERALLY EITHER!

    And why'd you marry me in the first place then, Mrs. I Only Look Good With Makeup on and Even Then Only When I'm Drunk!

    YOU UNLOYAL SKANK, GET OUT OF MY LIFE!!!

  5. That's true, they're way too pretty to be your kids. Actually your dad's, he's MUCH more man than you ever will be.

  6. Pfft, they're not even my kids anyway you sleazy tramp.

  7. FINE THEN, IF THAT'S HOW YOU WANT TO BE WE WILL! Typical of you this is, so unwilling to make an effort. I'm getting custody of the kids as well, before you get any thoughts.

  8. FINE THEN, LET'S GET A DIVORCE AND YOU CAN BUGGER OFF TO YOUR LITTLE UNI HO, AND THE AIR GUITAR WAS YOUR IDEA, YOU WHORE!

  9. I might well do, at least it knows how to please a lady in the bedroom. BITING MY FACE AND PLAYING AIR GUITAR WHILE WE DO IT IS NOT SEXY YOU KNOW!

  10. I already am you cow, you would know that if you were paying more attention to me you selfish workaholic. If you love your university so much why don't you go and marry that instead!!!

  11. Don't try and blame this on me, you're the one that's more attracted to your whiskey bottle than your lover. I think you should go to some AA meetings, then we can go to marriage counselling when you get clean.

  12. This sounds like the best game ever, where would I be able to obtain such a fine product? Rewards will be given for good information.
  13. BUT YOU WERE THE ONE WHO DROVE ME TO THE DRINK IN THE FIRST PLACE! IT WAS YOU! *CRIES*

  14. If you weren't such an abusive drunk maybe I'd answer your calls and come home early once in a while, my co-workers are starting to notice the marks from the beatings you know :(

  15. You can cram your late celebration! You never answer my calls anymore, you always get home late, you're... you're pushing me away. :(

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