I already knew our marriage was a sham. Everyone was laughing behind your back at what an expensive hooker you are. So good riddance. You weren't that pretty anyway, I'll find someone hotter, like your mum!
Don't try and blame this on me, you're the one that's more attracted to your whiskey bottle than your lover. I think you should go to some AA meetings, then we can go to marriage counselling when you get clean.