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Woooo, today has been loads better, I slept in rather than going college early and now I feel all healthy. The lack of exams until 5th June now also helps with the good feelings.

You've either got a bug or low blood sugar caused by drinking. It's a bug that's going round I think. My best mates the same. Though she drinks a lot too come to think of it... Ah well, I'll see how it goes, if I'm not feeling any better by the end of the week I'll go see a doctor I reckon.

Today has failed miserably tbh. I've been up since the early hours throwing up then had to go to a 3 hour computing exam and proceeded to spend half of that in the toilets vomiting as well. Now I'm at home and the person I want to speak to isn't on msn

Don't accept any contracts from women carrying a plumber's toolbox. Thanks for the tip, I'll bear that in mind :D

Haha, thankfully that's never happened to me yet. You seem to have good knowledge of this though so, any tips to avoid it? =p

I'm not really certain being a freelance gentlemen of the night would be that great. It's great Wals, you should try it sometime. Fun is had by all and you get the always fun experience of finding out who exactly you slept with one night 3 weeks later being unable to remember her. The girls reactions are always priceless.

"You Are Naruto Stubborn. Loud. Determined. You're Naruto and, darn it, you'll make people acknowledge you even if you have to kill yourself to do it. Or Sasuke. You'd prefer to kill Sasuke to do it."

Today I'm stupidly hungover, I went out last night and got stupidly drunk and slightly stoned and have acquired a gigantic purple thing on my neck; I have also been informed by a few friends that I was a complete man whore. Sadly I remember none of this. Good times

Me and my friend randomly bought ourselves a baby albino hamster today. It's well cute. Only 2 weeks old :D

That MC Hammer song. Just because...

The last drink I had would have to be a 2 litre bottle of cider last night. I really should go and have some water or something now...

Why would sneezing affect my lip my piercings? Well actually, yes :D I took them all out for a bit and was just rinsing the water around my mouth and it randomly squirted out in 5 different directions. Was quite funny once I'd made sure my keyboard still worked. On topic, today has been dead boring. It's Friday night and I'm stuck in the house. I'm usually drunkenly wandering around now Ah well at least I can still get drunk tommorow I suppose

Switchfoot - Happy Is a Yuppie Word

I just nearly broke my keyboard by squirting water out of all of my lip piercings onto it. Thankfully I just managed to save it. It's been a lucky day overall for me I'd say

My day was quiet, stretched my ear a bit more so I'm now a bit closer to my 10mm goal, played some Deus Ex, watched some Scrubs and I'm currently chatting on msn arranging my day tomorrow. Good times had by all I'd say.

Prepare for good times. I'm prepared for good times. Unfortunately I'm not having them as I'm lacking in a manual and don't know how to fecking jump Would you care to pass on some of your expert knowledge and teach a newbie how to do one of the most basic actions in the game?

I'm just installing Deus Ex for the first time. Apparently it's thousands of times better than Invisible War so I thought I'd give it a shot.

A Perfect Circle - Orestes

They definitely heal up, I've got friends that have had it done and have had to take the earring out for various reasons* and theirs healed up pretty much completely after a couple of weeks. * They must have wanted to get a job. Not really, you can still get jobs with stretched ears. Well, the kind of jobs that college students want anyway. Tesco, Mcdonalds etc.

That's basically it yes. You just use earrings that are thicker in diameter each time to stretch the skin around the normal piercing. I'm trying to think of an example but can't right now *curses lack of imagination*.

By "stretched my ear" do you mean putting in one of those earrings that requires a big hole and will hang open when not wearing one? I do indeed, I put a 6mm thick earring in it. Going to go up to about 10mm. It's not all that bad, if you take it out then your ear heals up and returns to normal so it's not like I'll be stuck with a giant hole in my ear forever. I'm no expert, but that sounds rather implausible. Hope for your sake it's true. That didnt sound right to me either but I figured he knew better then me since Ive never poked any giant holes in my body. Hell, me earring hole from when I was 17 is still there and it was just a normal size hole. They definitely heal up, I've got friends that have had it done and have had to take the earring out for various reasons and theirs healed up pretty much completely after a couple of weeks. It heals better than a normal piercing because unlike when you get something pierced you aren't stabbing the flesh away completely, you merely expand it so when the jewellery is taken out for a period of time it just gradually goes back to its normal shape.

By "stretched my ear" do you mean putting in one of those earrings that requires a big hole and will hang open when not wearing one? I do indeed, I put a 6mm thick earring in it. Going to go up to about 10mm. It's not all that bad, if you take it out then your ear heals up and returns to normal so it's not like I'll be stuck with a giant hole in my ear forever.

Today I stretched my ear. 'Twas rather painful. Still, it looks good, and it was totally worth it when I'd finished. Good times.

Silver \o/ Your Inner Dragon is to dragons what the Ranger is to humans. Silvers are one of three types of metallic dragon, the others being Gold and Copper. Like all metallics, Silvers rigidly adhere to an internal code of conduct. Unlike the other two metallics, however, this code is not universal. Each Silver must develop their code individually, a fact which explains their unique dispositions and actions. Silvers are often considered outcasts or shadows dwelling on the periphery of dragon culture (much like human Rangers), but they can always be counted upon to speak the truth and help their allies. Because no one but a Silver knows what they'll do next, their alignment is "Chaotic Neutral." Being a Silver isn't all shady head-games, though. You possess considerable intelligence and self-confidence (whether they manifest themselves or not), and given the opportunity could make a great leader. Magic isn't really your bag, but you're awfully good at slipping in and out of a situation or conflict undetected. Which, by the way, may be due to your slightly-below-average size more than anything else. Your favourable attributes are dependability, durability, problem-solving, mist, fog, silver, and pewter. Like your human counterpart - the Ranger - you're a superb weapons user and have an especially good command of your icy breath weapon. Just keep in mind that even your friends may find your ethics hard to accept from time to time.

Smashing Pumpkins - Rotten Apples