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That sucks GD but if they are doing stuff like that then they are definitely not worth talking to anyways. You should steal stuff from their cubicle and then burn it in the dumpster in front of the office and laugh maniacally as you give them the finger and then peel out in your miata to never see them ever again.

I'm sure I could improvise....I am a slug after all. Edit: btw been watching xam and it's pretty good. Pretty much a whole like eureka seven but not as good but still pretty good.

I don't understand.... I'd volunteer immediately

Two disturbing things happened at work today. First I was trying to relay a note to the dean's assistant but she wasn't in so I gave it to my boss as she was leaving her office and she said Just stick it anywhere! She paused, then laughed, then said it again in amusement to herself and I awkwardly laughed and wanted to say "Say that to most guys and you're asking for trouble." except I didn't want to throw up in my mouth or get fired for sexual harassment even though it would have been mildly hilarious. But I mean if were serious here I'd do it but I wouldn't like it. Not my pay grade, I'd need at least another $2.50 an hour for that kind of stuff. Then later that day I was discussing my schedule with my other boss when the business adviser/teacher came in and she just immediately put both her hands on my shoulders and leaned on me. And it immediately made me think back to this time I went to a baseball game with my friend. I don't particularly enjoy watching sports to begin with but about quarter way through the game a complete stranger behind me started like grabbing/massaging my shoulders much like my teacher did and it just brought back some really painful memories. At the ball game I was simply terrified becuase the lady was like in her late 40's early 50's and my friend and his parents were laughing like hyenas and I was so scared. :'( god i hate my life

I'm never going to ski ever again. Skiing is either super easy or I'm just a prodigy becuase when I was 13 or so the first day I was on the newbie slope doing moderately well and then some crazy veteran ski instructor was just chillen around and he gave me a few tips. The next day we all took the bus over to the pro slope and I did perfectly fine, as well as going through bike trails through the trees and going off small jumps at the medium difficulty slope. Then like 2 - 3 years ago I went to new mexico and we decided to go to skiing but they have icy slopes up there and I had no idea what to do so I ate serious s like 6 times before I just quit and then on the drive home I threw up out the window. Horrible time. Skiing blows.

Wanted What a horrible movie rofl. I have no idea how the hell anyone thought it was even mildly good. The plot/character/premise development is about as inconceivable as the completely ridiculous action stunts that are the core make up of the entire movie. I wanted to be entertained but when the hard ass ultra violence and gore is shoved down your throat with 0 substance behind it I find it a little hard to swallow. Granted the movie did what it wanted to do and that was have virtually non stop action from start to finish. But I am seriously in utter shock at how ridiculous the entire experience was. The pitch must have been something along the lines of "Hey, you know how s- tastically bad action movies usually are?" "Ugh I guess...You mean like how they have incredibly horrible dialogue and a plot that was conceived by a group of 9 year olds who have daddy issues and think action requires lots of explosions and gun play and just an absurdity that is so pervasive it can only be interesting to the demographic who created the movie; retarded children." "Exactly. But this time things will be different....he he he." "How so?" "Well were going to keep all the old stuff but this time we'll just pour a 100 million into it and brutally mind rape the audience with some hackneyed theme of living your life to the fullest. It'll be so awesome." "It sounds awesome bro but what if it's still gay like all those van damn movies...." "Dude....the general population is a bunch of retards who wouldn't know quality if it plunged it's fists into their chest and ripped out their hearts..." "That's a pretty sweet metaphor." "Yeah I just thought it up. It'd make a great premise for another film though." Wanted gets a whopping 5.7 out of 10. Absolutely insane. What is this world coming to.

I just ate myself two servings of a particularly delicious meal from Macaroni Grill. I had my entire days amount of calories, enough fat for about 2-3 days, and enough sodium to last me an entire work week. I suppose things are going pretty good for a change. Tuesday we get to talk about rescheduling at work and I'm hoping to god they cut my hours, at least by an entire day. If I could work 2 6 hour days a week that would be sweet or even better 1 hour a month. All I need is the experience on my resume for like a year and that's all I care about. Next week is the last week of school as well. I go monday and tuesday and then I'm off for like a month from school and I get a nice 2 week break from work as well during that time. Unfortunately I do have do a bunch of running around to do with my transcripts since I'm coenrolled so I don't meet the prereqs for upper division courses at either school so I have to wait until grades are in to do anything. Pretty lame stuff. Luckily all this affords me time to do something that is probably the only thing close to my heart and that is working out. Really looking forward to taking care of my bod again, plus the added benefit of never being sick is always nice. Just a shame though, I've lost all my strength from the 5 or 6 months I've been out of commission so I'll have to start from scratch. At least I'll do things right this time and not waste 8 months listening to my friend who didn't know anything. Now I'm pissed off again.

This is the difference between smart and dumb people. I too was overwhelmingly puzzled when I first typed in dialogue and firefox decided it was wrong, however, I did decide to do something about it. I used their correction and from that day kind of just cemented a feeling that I was retarded because I was wondering how I went through life thinking it was dialogue and how I thought it was all frenched up and what not. Very emotionally damaging for me.

My condolences GD :'( I'm sure you'll do fine since your an amazing technological communications expert or w/e but still sucks pretty hardcore. I was forced to migrate myself and all my stuff at work from one cubicle to another and felt like the guy from Office Space. :'( I forgot to put on deodorant as well so I got all worked up and sweaty and smelt like a water buffalo that was beaten to death with a sac of rotten potatoes.

That's really the key right there. Stupid school zone... Yeah I was going to mention that in my post since it seems like everyone gets railed on that one but I mean the drivers test is all about keeping your wits about you. No matter what keep your eyes on the speedometer and stay 1 mile under the posted limit and keep your eyes open for all the signs. When I went for mine I totally forgot it was a saturday and I ended up going the school zone speed anyways. You aren't going to get marked off for being cautious unless it's retarded. I did get marked off for something complete stupid though. I crossed lanes over a bike lane literally 5 feet before it turned into a dashed line when no one was even around. Freakin old shrew lady.

Drivers ed was absolutely horrible. Ridiculously easy so not sure how you failed unless you just didn't go but it was like 8 hours a day on the weekends for 4 weeks and it was by far one of the stupidest things I've ever had to endure in my entire life. Or if your talking about the drivers test. The written one I can understand since I only passed by 1 question but the actual driving portion isn't too difficult if you just go the speed limit.

you aren't doing much for your case shryke sounding a whole hell of a lot like one of those stereotypical d bags that gets trashed at the work parties and everyone not so secretly hates you edit: you also show signs of alcoholism. blackouts are never good

The U.S. State Department reported/confirmed that they died... R.I.P. Sorry to hear. Sounds like you're a good friend. Did mostly mundane household chores this morning. But I did have a dream about coming to this forum and seeing some very strange threads. Srsly, it was a dream, not reality. I can make that dream a reality. [begins Toiling]

Definitely a time for America to assert its God given right to manifest destiny. I mean seriously, this is what God intended and God Bless AMERICA **** YEAH!!! America **** yeah, coming to save the day again. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWS-FoXbjVI

I'm sorry fio but have to make a point. Calling an 8 year old selfish and a coward: Douche Trying to justify calling an 8 year old selfish and a coward: Double Douche Being a Double Douche: Ultimate Douche

I like this idea. From a purely logical standpoint the progression of technology will eventually out perform force users until they are completely out matched by your run of the mill soldier or some kind of mass produced droid. which would most likely lead to a galaxy that isn't ruled through ideology and will instead be simply over resources and what not. Instead of muslims vs jews forever type thing it's America embargoing Cuba type stuff. Then again Star Wars is completely paradoxical in technology. They can invent a hyper drive that can conquer the stars and the many pew pewing of lazers but they can't program a decent droid to save their life.

are there any pictures so we can make fun of you

Yeah I'm just trying to rabble rouse. :[

I honestly don't think suicide is as bad as you guys are making it out to be. What's selfish is you saying that they were selfish and hoping they could be revived just so they could endure torture for a number of years. Real humanitarian right there. The fact of the matter is they are taking a serious interest in their well being and doing the only thing they think is possible at the time. Who are you to judge how they should live their lives? Not to mention calling them cowards, that's pretty dastardly if you ask me. The way I see it deciding when and how you die is better than leaving it up to fate. You might end up getting shanked and bleeding to death on the cold streets of Somalia or slip and fall down the stairs breaking your neck/hip and being unable to reach the phone out of old age and suffer until the final moments of death. How dare you. How dare you.

I saw a commercial where the dog is like "Where are you going?" and the hamster is like "I'm going to go break the guards neck." And I laughed.

I too received a PM from fio but it was a little different :'(

I'm sorry arch, I wub you and all, but baring your soul on the internet isn't too smart a thing either. People will think your gay.

At first I thought this post was about eating a sausage from a dirty street vendor and you eating cardboard to settle your stomach while furiously pounding aluminum trays to release the anger at the damage you've done to your bowels (something quite reasonable for some of the people here) but then I realized this was the i got dumped thread and now I have absolutely no idea what you are talking about unless of course you mean just binging on delicious sausages until you go into a meat induced coma for a few days and then you've forgotten you had any troubles at all.

What I do is preventative action against things like this. First thing i do is discard all my existing relationships and sabotage any attempts at new ones. So far I've yet to get dumped.