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Don't worry mkreku I think we are the only mma fans here, though I wasn't aware you were one because I made one mma thread a long time ago and no one said anything so I stopped forever. Also, one thing I have to comment on is that affliction is an absolutely deplorable promotion. It all seems just thrown together, cheap, and dirty, probably becuase of it's deep ties with boxing which I'm not very well acquainted with but I've heard the entire business is shady as f. I mean it was just so unprofessional compared to the UFC which is crisp and efficient and near perfect in all aspects, not to mention they have commentators that are worth half a damn. The commentating for Affliction was killing me. It wasn't just Tito that angered me but the other dudes were just annoying and didn't have that commentating voice. I would seriously almost consider rather having Bas Rutten take the seat but even then it's like I want to stop watching. And the boxing ring has seriously got to go. In mma the ropes are just too much of an interruption. People get tangled up in them and then you lose your position, which is everything when you are on the ground. Not to mention getting stuck in a right angle is retarded and gives the other fighter a huge advantage especially if they are a superior striking. The entire ring is basically catered to stand up, which I guess makes sense considering the type of management Affliction has. Greedy, heartless, a holes. Almost as bad as Elite XC, almost. They aren't in it for MIXED MARTIAL ARTS they are in it for the quick buck to satiate dumb fans who think mma is basically a kick boxing match, which is why I'm glad UFC has killed off other promotions and is hopefully going to do the same to this T SHIRT COMPANY im angry

They need to make a Azumanga Daioh live action movie. I didn't watch the entire thing but just give me like 10 years and 6 inches of height and I'll be the pedo teacher. And it'll be awesome.

We put our cat down today. He was like 18 or 19 years old and my mom has been hysterical since. In part becuase she wanted to watch them do the procedure and he was like a third son to her or a first since I'm near incapable of emotion and my bro is an a hole. It had to be done though becuase he was really old and starting to bleed internally. Not to mention there was signs of cancer last year so it was just a matter of time. Now I get to read a bunch of management and finance stuff for class since I'm a week late and do all this crap tonight.

The only game I've played is kotor 2 though. :'( My story will persevere somehow.

My fanfic is going to rule so hard. I can't even divulge what kinds of awesome it will entail but trust me your going to love it Fio. It'll be subtle and in good taste though. Also where are these pictures that need captions or are they released in Feb?

You're so lucky Lost is starting Shryke. Sweet Jesus I'm angry. I'll just say that words escape me at the moment. Other than I'm angry. Edit: I still love you though.

The Last Emperor - Fedor Emelianenko 100% Russian bad ass. Number 1 fighter in the world. He shows no emotion and is quiet, quiet like a mega wolf in the tundra murdering a bear in it's sleep with a precision bite to the jugular and then making love to said bears dead body. There is no anger nor compassion, there is simply unrivaled destruction. No man is invincible but he's the closest damned thing there is to it. Great man or greatest man?

Yeah true that. I'm excited in the sense that it means I have another show to keep me busy on the weekends but at the same time it feels like its been 5 years since I've seen the show and I don't really remember a whole heck of a lot. Not to mention each season is basically a further degrading of the pure insane awesomeness of the first season, though if I remember correctly last season was pretty good and full of surprises but still nothing will be as good as the pure mysticism and creepiness of the first.

Dead Set Recommended by Walsingham in the zombie thread and it was quite a great little miniseries. The premise basically centers around an English reality tv show called Big Brother (basically like the real show) when a zombie epidemic begins. It focuses mainly on the cast of the show and a few people involved in it's production and how they deal with the zombie outbreak. Good premise, great acting, good action, good comedy, great zombieness. 9.5/10

Ugh I lost almost all interest when I saw Terrintino in it. God awful blowhard sob. I'll probably still watch it though. Watching the Japanese actors butcher the English language is funny, but the movie is just weird, and the wrong kind of weird, weirdness for it's own sake without any kind of edge. Just pointless posing, bad acting and unlikely slapstick stunts. Yeah I actually did end up watching it a while ago and it was an atrociously horrible movie. The first 5 minutes was so bad it actually made me angry, I mean seriously it was so retarded with that horrible accent. How this crap has a 59% on rotten tomatoes completely blows my mind. I could only stand to bare like the first 50 minutes. It was just so bad. Someone just needs to seriously punch terrintino in the testicles until he bleeds to death or promises to never make another movie again.

Judging by the content of the trailer my guess is it went straight to dvd.

Watching the first episode of Dead Set right now. Good post Wals. At the part where he sacrifices the dude in the wheelchair to the zombie. Pretty awesome.

My guess is Krezack is being evicted or something from his residence or he's going to be a fugitive from the law. In any case, I'd take my wallet, a suitcase with clothes including some good interview/work stuff, a sleeping bag, my 360 (decent liquidity), my external hard drive with all my computer files, and my cellphone. All of which is within my room and could be easily packed up in a moments notice.

Oh heck, thats easy. First you invent a nonexistent problem like... global warming for example. Then you get a cabal of associates to pass themselves off as scientists and experts to back up your claims. Then you convince everyone it is their fault the nonexistent problem is happening in the first place and begin making dire predictions that they will all soon be dead and it's all their fault. You let that simmer for a few years, all the while continuing to make dire predictions and after a while nobody will even care that none have come true. As the saying goes, tell a lie often enough and it takes on a truth of it's own. Finally, when panic levels have hit fever pitch over you nonexistent problem, you tell everyone you have the solution that will save them all, all they have to do is follow you. Then they will give up their freedom willingly and you can do whatever you want to them. Of course, there will be few dissenters and non-believers. At first you will discredit them by questioning their intelligence when they do not believe in your non existent problem. Your cabal of associates will be helpful here. Then once you have most of the people following you they will shout down dissenters themselves. Once you have the power, you just kill them. Wasn't that easy? Does this mean you're going to die? :'(

I present to you, good sir. The Official Barkley, Shut up and Jam: Gaiden "This is canon"

Terrific writing and acting. Wow I'm a retard for not putting that together. I mean I had a hunch all the along and when she did it I pretty much had her pinned for it but it was nothing more than my subconscious trying to tell me something. Good catch though.

The thing with Dee was awesome. I quite enjoyed that part very much.

Husband: Hey sweet thang, I'm really busy watching the game right now. Would you kindly take care of our offspring since I'm the sole bread winner of the family and half your day consists of doing baby sitting and cleaning both of which are something a child could do and in fact many children often do engage in. Furthermore my resentment towards you only continues to grow each day out of our horribly depressing facade of a marriage that should have ended years ago but you insist on destroying my soul by rejecting me the only thing a man cares about in life and that is sex. I despise you, you cold hearted *****. Wife: I would divorce you but then I'd only get half of your stuff. Instead I think I'll kill you slowly and agonizingly by grinding up aspirin into your meals until you kill over allowing me to find a new man, who can placate my need for material things and release me from the tragic circumstances of a modern day woman, guilt free. I think that about sums it up.

To rule the world you need to eliminate 99.999999999999999999999999999999999999% of the population until you are the only person left. And then you can create a species of cat humanoids to fill up the planet in place of people and who worship you as the god king of the universe. Then you can do whatever you want.

An unstable time space fabric in Florida would go a long way in explaining why the place is a complete S hole. It's well documented that the weirdest stuff happens in either Florida or Germany. It's of my opinion that both places should be quarantined from the rest of the world. Only bad things can come of such places.

I feel ya gifted. It has been down right frigid as of late. Highs of like 65 but at least the suns been out so the car feels like a less frosty 80.

I got a question Wals. How exactly do these infected survive any significant length of time without proper nutrition. Sure people can live up to like 30 days without food but water is a detrimental problem to the zombie horde. The fact of the matter is that we are still talking about humans here. Sure, perhaps their brain chemistry and certain bodily functions have changed but they are still a mass of cells that need sustenance. And as much as gnawing on a dead guys foot might sound like a good meal for a zombie, there really just ain't much there. The water part of the equation is the biggy though. When we are talking about your standard city crawling with the infected, I ain't never seen no zombie downing a tall boy to quench his thirst. Especially in regional parts of the world, such as deserts where water isn't exactly plentiful, how do the zombies cope. And not only that, from a weather standpoint how would zombies do in the winter, say in the east u.s. where it can reach below zero easy. Zombies don't exactly wear overcoats or crawl inside recently dead animals/humans for warmth. It is of the opinion of this poster that zombies or even people infected with the Z virus would be heavily compromised by the natural as well as man made environment and simply wouldn't be able to adapt to a world where they don't belong. In conclusion, I don't see myself bludgeoning a zombie to death in this lifetime or any other.

So I took an online accounting test for my accounting environment course and scored a stellar 2 out of 50 topic mastery points. In my defense, I took accounting 101 almost 2 years ago and if you missed 1 part of the single multipart question for that particular topic you got the entire thing wrong. Luckily in class she said it's kind of expected to do pretty bad and we have 1 week to hit this stuff up and relearn everything again so that's basically what I'm going to be doing this weekend but it's still pretty pathetic. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuu

Yeah nice link. I had a sweet haircut and was about to bang this chick becuase she lost her dad or something but she died becuase I left her to die and then I joined some kind of resistance force. It was pretty cool.