theslug

I was thinking of asking my boss for hazard pay becuase when they delegate me to shredding duties there's a cloud of particlerized paper dust and I shouldn't be subjected to that kind of danger unless I'm being paid at least another 3 dollars an hour. Then it's fine. Edit: Btw I think I have an infection in my thumb becuase I bite my finger nails and inevitably there's bleeding but this is like all swollen and red and like I know you're supposed to seek medical attention and it's like well I have a fever which could mean I'm dying but I have a fever like every day so yeah I think I may have to take some nyquil (becuase it's delicious) to take the edge off.

Trust me it's not. In fact I'd consider myself a dullard. Now someone like shryke, he's got an interesting life. Living it on the edge. I'm just not cut out to say f u to statistics and blissfully nail hot chicks expecting my johnson to not rot off. Actually I'd love to do that I'm just incapable becuase I'm a loser.

Let me guess it was a psa about water conservation even though those scum bag **** ******* ***** **** ****** mfer's thought it was a great idea to expand housing unabated for the last decade even though estimates have been around the entire time stressing exponential Lake Mead depletion. God I wish we lived in an alternate reality where we could break someones knee caps and then specific to our region throw them into an arroyo and let them die from heat exhaustion or the odd flash flood. I'm angry. I just ate like 2 and a half pounds of chicken wings. My vision is blurry, my brow is sweaty and I'm experiencing a very strange feeling throughout my body. Now I have to do various homeworks and tomorrow I'm going to start on two projects and a few other homeworks and over the weekend probably finish them up and I'm going to be quite the work horse and I most likely still won't be very far ahead of the curve. If only I wasn't employed which btw is some how sucking more and more as of late but at least the volume of calls has significantly dropped to like only 2 or 3 a day so I don't have to worry about that crap but now all I do is essentially busy work but then again that's kind of all I've ever done. Now everything is just time consuming and spiritually, physically, emotionally, psychologically, and metaphysically draining. Also wow I almost forgot I was walking out of accounting today and pass by to hear these two girls and one was like omg its going to be epic fail so epic fail and then I was angry. Like seriously it pisses me off becuase number 1 they probably haven't even been to 4chan before and they probably heard it from one of their stupid pseudo intellectual dbag half an f friends who probably hasn't been to 4chan before either and heard it browsing the internet and thought it was cool and unique but really it's already old and trite and I wish someone would bludgeon them in the face with a rock like they do in the middle east or they have been to 4chan which is even worse because I remember a time when 4chan was actually worth half a damn and was funny and cool and this was like 3 years ago before it was populated by everyone who thinks they are hip and edgy and I wish even greater harm on them because they are despicable people who support this guy faux mask protest crap and unfortunately one of my friends went to one but still I wish those streets would have been napalmed becuase its just so much retardom and I'm really angry by people who are so incredibly oblivious to how much of a retard they are becuase they think they are cool and original except it's been around for about like 10 years internet time and it's like please die in a car fire thank you very much you should never confuse the internet with real life and once you start using internet talk in reality you've crossed the line and you deserve cosmic retribution. This has been a psa by the slug. God bless and please never, ever, ever utter something you've heard on the internet. This is why we can't have nice things.

I'm dying, slowly. There's a buick parked on my head.

So I missed the due date of a project component. Was due yesterday and started it this morning but realized the company I choose wouldn't be compatible with the project. This is like for serious the first time anything like this has ever happened and I blame work and also kind of the teacher. Every class I've taken has had an assignments section in which it shows the assignment, due date, and information on it. He's decided to not do that and just have us email our work in. He also has a calendar at his disposal too but doesn't use so it means going into the syllabus every week and then updating a little word doc I have set up but I'm too much of an idiot to be thorough so instead of writing "check out project" I should have wrote "don't binge watch 5 hours of your tv shows and play video games for the majority of saturday but instead do your project and then do all that crap on sunday, p.s get cream for the chaffing. pps ....i love you" So now I'm basically waiting on the teacher to get back to me about my options and each day will probably be counted late but w/e it's only 5% of my grade. But seriously work is really killing me and I'm finally starting to really see how much of a detriment is to me, not only school wise and emotionally but just life wise in general. But it's like I can't quit my job either. As much as my bosses probably think I'm a retard and I am highly disposable even with 2 weeks notice I somewhat doubt they'd be able to find a replacement that soon and even then they'd have to go through all the stupid learning the work place deal and I couldn't do that to them or to me because I have a serious lack of experience and every month on my resume counts. I can't wait until summer. At least spring break is coming up. Also get well GD. Don't believe in yourself. Believe in me who believes in you. I love you dawg.

Statements like that scream 'I've never even had a girlfriend!' Send her flowers instead. I'm leaving for Mexico in two days and am in the process of packing. You must not read many of my posts if you thought I was serious. Regardless you're right but for all the wrong reasons. Either way I hope Montezuma ravages your digestive track and ruins your trip becuase you're mean. How dare you sir. :'(

That sucks Wals. Just give her a week without the ol' [insert some clever sexual innuendo involving Walsingham's name] and she'll be back in no time, trust me. I had a finance exam today and it was horrible. It was only supposed to take 2 hours but I ended up using the entire 4 hours allowed and literally submitted my answers 1 second before the test expired. I'm reasonably confident that most of my answers were correct but the exam was a little unfair in my opinion. We've covered 8 chapters over the last 6 weeks, which is quite a bit of content but that's not even the issue here. The problem was that many of the exam questions were only vaguely similar to what we did for homework and discussion for the class with some problems having sections I've never seen before. He also gave us some kind excel file that was helpful for like 2 problems but for the most part pretty useless. Totally uncool.

summer job prospects are supposedly going to be in decline of like 15%. Good luck. and nice job wals it sounds like everything was a success and it sounds like your meals were quite worldly and delicious. I'm proud of you. But you're not as lucky as me. My mom is making "homemade" tomato sauce for raviolis tonight. Various canned tomatoes and some preminced garlic (that doesn't add garlic taste) thrown into a pot and shazam its like an authentic italian meal. Sigh....at least I get to look forward to work this morning to!

I got a 79 on my accounting exam. Complete bs but I kind suspected something like this would happen. Things went ominously well and I thought I was doing really good even though I didn't prepare but I'm still kind of stumped because I don't know where I really went wrong. Vengeance will be mine, someday.

I was surprised that Ellen turned into a complete c again. Seriously I hated her when she was a shallow stupid manipulative whore and that hasn't changed. Horrible character and I also wasn't digging the whole parents and family deal where the "children" werel ike omg daddy and mommy stop fighting :'( and did anyone else notice when cara was in the bar and shes like "when did you get the piano" and the guy is like "derp?" like there wasn't actually a piano in existence there and then tyrol comes in and i don't remember what he said but it wasnt really important but the point is cara is obviously not a cylon but instead a psychotic b. the end

We shouldn't have any humans that govern others but instead a massive central networking mainframe that resides over humanity. We can worship it as our god and benevolent ruler. Then arnold can grab a shotgun and die heroically as he kills over from a heart attack while fighting the sentient computer apocalypse.

Did you know that if your toilet goes into an old septic tank or something and you dump a bunch of bleach into it there's a strong possibility that chlorine gas will begin to shoot out thus killing you violently and quite agonizingly and any small animals near by could result in casualties. Chemistry is dangerous business, albiet pretty awesome.

Good luck. Circumstances do change. There is always hope.

I can't believe you guys like Jason Statham. An actor is defined by the work he does and Statham's entire career is essentially horrible movies that have no excuse with the exception of snatch which even then was just good and not even great. Seriously you guys are crazy. Call me wrong and I'll ask you to watch The One twice in a row. Ff you still disagree then you have more serious problems then just bad taste. And how dare you. Kung Fu movies are amazing. Well at least the good ones like shaolin soccer and hero and even some stuff with Jackie Chan.

Calax what your doing is not only creepy its downright sociopathic. Seriously dude, it's weird and wrong. I'm sure shes a nice person but meeting someone doesn't let you in to who they really are and did I mention it's f'in creepy as hell what you're doing? How the hell did you two even meet and I can tell you right now it's most definitely not some kind of odd big brother/father syndrome. You like her. And you suffer from mental instability. And you're a really nice guy. Combine all that stuff together and you got a perfect storm of pure insanity. You definitely need to pull the reigns back but you've already done major damage and the fact that this chick is willing or is going to be willing to go full steam ahead with this entire situation is just as if not more scary. Seriously bro you need to get a handle, seriously.

Yeah I was going to make a post likening her to a forest troll but with a half glass full decent rack to round it out.

I've tried looking around the internets but I was wondering if anyone has any kind of good character builds. Did most people just kind of upgrade everything or just focus on a few things and get those really strong? Help.

I'm playing The Witcher Enhanced Edition. I've noticed almost no differences whatsoever from the original... And of course halo 3. Been playing mlg and it's taken a while but I'm actually not playing retards anymore. Just angry at stupid objective crap like capture the flag on the stupidest map ever onslaught. God angers me.

Plumbing is definitely something you should let the professionals do. There aint anything glorifying about mucking about with some nasty o rings and crusty porcelain and scary magic toilet critters. :'(

Today I had an accounting exam which I think went pretty well. Tomorrow my favorite and only talk radio show I listen to dies. This week has sucked the life out of me. Luckily tomorrow is Friday.

I might actually purchase a new or gently used vehicle as well since the one I'm driving now is a jalopy hunk of s. Even though I could spend like 10 dollars to remedy the battery trouble the thing probably needs new spark plugs and all kinds of oils and the thing leaks fluid and brake light ominously comes on and then shuts off and the interior is disgustingly worn and stained and the brakes need to probably be done and the suspension is shot and just so much crap is so messed up I've been driving it for about 2 years or so and I don't even call it my car beucase really it's not, I don't take an ounce of responsibility for all the crap that has happened to that pos I wish I could just throw a brick on the accelerator and let it drive off a cliff. And honestly the amount of satisfaction I would gain from that would greatly exceed the monetary benefit I'd incur. The thing is just old, coming up on like 13 years with 120,000+ miles on it. Plus it's just an awesome time to get a great deal right now. I've had my eye on those clean diesel TDI jettas volkswagens for a while but I'm not sure anymore considering I get gas at costco since it's cheaper and they don't do diesel so I'd have to go to a gas station where theres usually disgruntled old dudes or women...who enjoy the company of other women and you know I just don't have the time for that kind of stuff. A year or so ago I was contemplating a lancer but I heard theyre not that great or a mazda but my brother already has one. My main priorities are most peoples but mainly mileage and reliability are the biggest but I'm also a heterosexual college student so I don't want to drive like a freakin miata so something that looks half way decent wouldn't be bad either. So yeah hurl or anyone else reading thats your queue to start researching.

Hey! There's plenty of good old fashion legally ambiguous stuff out there too. How dare you hurl, how dare you!?!?!

No I went through all that crap. I start the game up and it "The Witcher has encountered a problem and must close" immediately before the intro. I've updated my graphics, cpu drivers and I've gotten directx and various patches and I'm trying to get help on their forums but it's super slow and I've even sent in a thing for atari to help but they are slow as well.

I've spent the last 3 days wasting my time trying to get The Witcher enhanced edition to work. So pissed off however I'm going to enjoy this final night off with some delicious chinese food and various tv shows. Freakin polish people. I mean perogies are good but learn to make a game that isn't bogged down in ridiculous amounts of bugs and stuff. Grr.

Rofl yeah the entire time I was like starbuck had a sex change?