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I went outside to water my plants. My beloved yellow pepper plant isn't doing so well unfortunately. The heat is murdering it something fierce but something even more diabolical has been going on, something far more heinous. It's been being butchered like a slab of baby cow out there. It's got like messed up eaten leaves and all kinds of destruction strewn about it. The culprit never found, at least not until this morning. My old arch nemesis. The last time I saw his kind I carried him off to an ant hill and watched as his flesh was rend from his disgusting caterpillar body. It was an amazing primal delight, but he stole that from me today. He just wouldn't let go. I tried to lever him off with a stick but then he started bleeding green blood and I think he was like about to form a cacoon or something becuase he was literally entrenched in the base of the plant. Finally he flew off and landed on the ground but he was pretty much already done for. Then I shoveled him into a near by spider web. I'm angry.

I would have been honored to have Walsingham as my english teacher. Such a thing can never last though and I completely understand your position Wals. It was just too much of a liability when so many hot underaged chicks were throwing themselves at you. To turn down such a mountain of tail takes some real guts and a hell of a lot of pent of self hate but I commend you. You're a better man than I. I actually entertained the idea of teaching English in Japan for a year once I graduated but I don't think that's such a great idea anymore.

Kids just don't read anymore. Up until last week I hadn't read anything, besides the odd chapter in a text book that I didn't even really consciously read, for a good 2 or 3 years. I used to be mildly articulate but now I find myself stumbling through even casual conversations. It's very frightening. Then again I don't think I'd be dumb enough to not know what a reflection is. shazam

I'm eating those pot stickers as I type this message. In other news, I'm pretty depressed at least more so than usual. So tired and confused and bored.

Good luck. You'll need it. There appears to be some sort of wild creature about.

WHat do you say to the female carptener when she bends over? a nail? eh? eh? ha ha ha yeah I ate sausages for breakfast and now I'm bored.

I finished the entire Harry Potter series in roughly two and a half weeks. I really, really liked it.

Yep, I've seen them reattach a grown man's leg with horse grade glue once. It was awesome.

I went to the gym. I was squatting and farted quite loudly by accident. Some kid near me heard me and when I left to do a different workout I saw him replicate the scenario for his friend. It was awesome. I slept less than 6 hours last night and all I want to do is go to sleep but I have to make a grocery list and leave it out before I fall (hopefully) to sweet beautiful sleep.

Fair warning Taks because I like you and think your a cool cat but every single person I've known since elementary school that had joined the scouts ended up not being awesome. One of my "friends" tried to get me to join, went to one meeting, and I thank the almighty cat lord that I didn't stay. It just does something to a child's brain, enforcing teamwork and friendship and responsibility in a safe and sheltered environment that makes them weak and distorts their mind to reality. These types of things your kid obviously needs to learn but they need to be introduced erratically, offer some sort of jeopardy, and for god sakes it needs to demoralize and strip them of any self esteem they have before it's too late. They need to get used to life taking a dump on them or else they are going to think life's all fairy tails and squirrels when in fact life is just a series of depressing and painful events with scattered moments of near contentment when your feeding your fix of online pornography.

I'd man the flak cannons.

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Hurlshot. I've traveled these internets for quite some time. To even suspect I don't know that is an affront to my very character. You've shamed me today, I hope you know that. Edit: Hi archy. I never forgot about you. <3 Have you begun breaking dudes necks with your martial arts?

Yeah there are a great number of things that make me angry about the books but it's more good than bad. Not to mention, I've already invested a week into this and I rarely ever leave something behind once I've sufficiently put enough time in, even if it's dreadful. Quite often the masochist.

I've been reading the Harry Potter series. Started just yesterday and I only have 200 or so pages left. Pretty big book too, over 700 pages, then again the print and formatting makes it ridiculously easy to read through. I'm really quite enjoying it now. The first three I listened to on audiobooks and I wasn't really sure what the hype was all about but it's steadily building up to be bigger and better and from what I hear from a friend whose read all of them it only gets more intense and mature towards the end. The 4th book is the only physical copy I have and I'm really not all that into the audio books so I'm likely going to try and borrow them from the library but there's a large possibility they're taken out. My last option is to buy the last 3, though that's bound to be quite expensive and I'm just not willing to shell out that kind of cash when I should really be reading through my accounting textbook instead. Other than that, Enoch, you really need to protect yourself man. You're just asking for trouble, the wrong kind of trouble. The kind of trouble that will break a man into a soulless being, bound to the earth in nothing but a golem of flesh. No soul and no spirit, emotionless as you stare blankly into the sky. Tears running down cheeks, your mind broken, you amount to no more than a potato.

I live in Vegas too but these fabled condoms locked away from the public eye I know not. Then again I've never bought any so what do I know. So ronery. :'( ....thats your que to say we should hook up maria

I did a purge last summer, and I've been in my condo for over a decade! As my girlfriend likes to point out, I have a bad habit of not throwing anything away, from old clothes (which should probably go to goodwill) to boxes from dvd players, cameras, and so on and so forth. I'm the same way. I keep boxes from like every purchase I make becuase of some delusion that I might have to return it some day but 3 years goes by and it just collects dust and then I'm too lazy to throw it away. I do the same with just about everything else. :'(

I find the lack of magical schoolgirl loli harem forming around the oblivious and seemingly non hetero lead disturbing. Then again thats only in anime. Real shame though. Fantasy severely lacks in loli and fan service.

Whichever has the highest resale value. But if I had to choose on pure what I would like to drive a nice Audi or M3 would be quite suitable.

I've developed the taste... I mean I've always bit my finger nails but now...I don't know what monster I've become. :'( Walsingham, it needs to be you. Before I start mindlessly stumbling into the street, mauling people until I get to their tender, delicious amygdala; such a subtle salt profile but all the while delicately sweet. [unintelligible yelling]

Got my check today from work. Watched UFC. Worked out. Finished The Sopranos. Tomorrow is doughnut Sunday. Good times. For what's next you guys are going to need to go to my profile and look under my interests, unfortunately, no snapple this time. It's just too precious of a commodity so I must ration it. As for The Sopranos overall it was an enjoyable series. Definitely dragged in a few places and watching 86 hours of it in 2 weeks is literally a full time job. I also wasn't angry with the ending, I actually kind of liked it that way. I'd have to give it 3 and a half gnarled, malformed slug tentacles out of 4.1.

Debating what I should eat for dinner. Such a wealth of choices but such precious time. :'(

I feel ya and it's quite wonderful. No work, no school and just left to my own devices...which I guess is a bad thing. Though I have been doing yard work and keeping the pool clean, as well as cooking all the dinners, so it's not like I'm being a complete a hole for staying at home. I've been binging The Sopranos, it's been like seriously 13 days and I'm almost half way into season 6. I've been watching like 5 episodes a day. It's tough on the mind and body but I'm doing it becuase I have an iron spirit that can't be broken by tv drama alone. Anyways, tomorrow I might head down to work because they are a week late with my check. At first I was going to let them get away with my last day of work (fell outside of the pay schedule that I turned in last) but now that they are making me come down there, since no one answers the god forsaken freakin phone gosh marmot, I'm demanding I receive my 50 dollars for that day. I'm crest fallen that they'd do this to me. I was a mediocre employee damnit!!

Slumdog Millionaire Thought it would be revolutionary by the way everyone made it sound. Definitely an interesting and original movie but I still don't think it deserved all the monumental praise. 8/10

Thanks Killian. I really appreciate you s'ing all over my plan. I had everyone in the palm of my hand with cats this and cats that. But you've gone and ruined it all. I've worked years on this. We're no longer friends. And with the social contract ended it's entirely possible that Walsingham could hang glide through your window into a shoulder roll and then break your neck while your sleeping. I believe I've discussed a very similar scenario a long time ago. Not sure who I said it to, could have been Cant or Meta. That's funny though. Neither of them have been around for quite a while. Very interesting...