You used to steal kindergarteners from the pockets of fellow elementary school kids? Lift many elephants?
You seem to have a rather exaggerated sense of what people take notice of. Cheating at cards, picking pockets, and kidnapping children rely on one very important and common factor about humanity. Humans don't notice jack ****.
Never having tried I shall bow graciously before your superior experience.
I shan't distress the forum with details of what happens to persons taken for sexual slavery, but it has been my habit in the past to do so whenever some fethwit tries to tell me that the death penalty is never appropriate. I'd rather they took the money spent on keeping such people in high security jails and spend it on any surviving victims.
I only have experience with cheating at cards and stealing from my friend's pockets (I always give it back, it's like a party trick!). There's a show on one channel like Discovery or TLC where people set up burglaries (in exchange for installing a new alarm and general anti-intrusion system in the houses), which is always an interesting watch, as well.