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Tale

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  1. I care, but my plate is full.
  2. I think there's quite a bit of oddness in that comment. Many Square characters talk. The characters in Halo talk.
  3. I'm now at the greatest boss in all of video games. Metal Gear Solid 3's epic... The Ladder.
  4. Sigint: "Uh, Snake...what are you doing?" Snake: "I'm in a box." Sigint: "A cardboard box? Why are you...?" Snake: "I dunno. I was just looking at it, and suddenly I got this irresistable urge to get inside. No, not an urge - more than that. It was my destiny to be here; in the box." Sigint: "Destiny...?" Snake: "Yeah. And then when I put it on, I suddenly got this feeling of inner peace. I can't put it into words. I feel...safe. Like this is where I was meant to be. Like I'd found the key to true happiness. ... Does that make any sense?" Sigint: "Not even a little." Snake: "You should come inside the box... Then you'll know what I mean." Sigint: "Man, I don't wanna know what you mean! Between you and Para-Medic, is everyone but me that is hooked up with the Major strange!?" Snake: "..." Sigint: "Yeah, well, anyway, I suppose even that dumbass box might make a decent disguise if you wear it inside a building."
  5. I really don't understand how anyone who has followed pirates.... or hybrid buccaneers/pirates can't notice certain changes (with regards to global warming). Games are changing. Games are also going more to consoles. These aren't necessarily related how you think they are. PC games aren't exactly becoming deeper, either.
  6. Can someone just tell me one thing. The story doesn't revolve around a variation on "character X who you thought was your friend is actually a villain" to be the entire hook of the plot, does it? Bioware have used that for their last three major games (not counting the NW expansions) and if they're relying on it here, I might skip.
  7. I can't believe I missed the croc cap!
  8. "Saturn" Dreamcast
  9. I have it on good authority that Lucasarts has contracted KOTOR III out to Square Enix's Kingdom Hearts team.
  10. Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater Stamina killed The Pain.
  11. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
  12. Which one are you, Patty or Selma?
  13. W..wasn't that what I was saying?!
  14. You say that like it's a bad thing. It needs more to differentiate. And if that includes space battles, heck yeahz.
  15. Oh go on, you know you want to. Multifarious avenues of approach vie for attention as potential retorts to immersion's ill-natured shenanigans. To organize my discussion, I suggest that we take one step back in the causal chain and rise to the challenge of thwarting immersion's snarky plans. If you can make any sense out immersion's dirty roorbacks then you must have gotten higher marks in school than I did. I don't just warrant that two wrongs don't make a right; I can back that up with facts. For instance, immersion doesn't use words for communication or for exchanging information. It uses them to disarm, to hypnotize, to mislead, and to deceive. Immersion's spokesmen coerce children into becoming activists willing to serve, promote, spy, and fight for immersion's opuscula. In this case, one cannot help but recall that we must overcome the fears that beset us every day of our lives. We must overcome the fear that it will spoon-feed us its pabulum. And to overcome these fears, we must lead the way to the future, not to the past. If immersion honestly believes that some of my points are not valid, I would love to get some specific feedback from it. Immersion's favorite tactic is known as "deceiving with the truth". The idea behind this tactic is that it wins our trust by revealing the truth but leaving some of it out. This makes us less likely to show you, as dispassionately as possible, what kind of birdbrained thoughts immersion is thinking about these days. Immersion preaches tolerance yet actively refuses to tolerate views that differ from its own. May we never forget this if we are to deny immersion and its buddies a chance to mollycoddle the worst kinds of disagreeable phonies I've ever seen.
  16. That's a fine system for RTS appraisal. I think more people should use my review systems. RTS will be judged by the cleavage featured in the FMVs. Movies will be judged by just how much worse than my life the character's lives are. (5 stars for Saving Private Ryan) FPS games use the Old Man Murray system, time until you see the first crate. Action adventure games must be judged by the mental instability of the protagonist. WRPGs get judged by how funny the evil options are. JRPGs get judged by the size of the villain's sword and how awesome his evil laugh is.
  17. I'm going to wait for YOUR FACE.
  18. If you're asking, is it possibly what the author's intent was when the Yuuzhan Vong were introduced, the answer is no. The Star Wars universe isn't planned nearly that thoroughly ahead. If you're asking, is it available for retcon,... sure, why not?
  19. Why would you do that? I thought we had something. Some special. I thought you loved me.

  20. My bad. But his writing for two of the best (except for Canderous) characters in KotOR was still vital for the overall package. He might be able to make time.
  21. No Kari Wuhrer, no care.
  22. That isn't some statement that was made a year ago or so and given time for them to change their minds. Criterion has said that this month. Don't try to overanalyze the list and what's included and what's not. Simply some things are included that are being worked on, some things are included that aren't being worked on. And some things are not included that fit into both those categories as well. What is and was not included is probably not of importance or the result of long thoughtful analysis and consideration.
  23. Yes, because those things need to touch on it directly. Why, I recall all the Revan references in Episode III clearly.
  24. Not really: Bioware's entries don't include stuff like Jade Empire - only things they are working on plus KOTOR, which they also may be working on. Criterion's includes Black. A game from 2006 that Criterion has said they're not making another of. Bioware's entries don't include stuff like Sonic RPG. A game they are most definitely working on. It's a non-comprehensive list of properties that the studios have been involved with or are working on. Though some of the games on there are definitely unreleased games and I'm not saying it's not possible.
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