Slotharingia

IF LIKE DUNG CAN EAT OWN DUNG OVER AND OVER AND NEVER AGAIN BE HUNGRY. DRINK PISS TOO? UGLY STINKBALL PREFER STEAL CHEESE AND CIDER FROM MASTER AND PISS AND POO IN MASTER'S FOOD.

My current ship is named Flatulence to delight my inner 12 yr old.

SHRIEKING DIMWIT NOT REMEMBER NAMES BUT REMEMBER LONG RUBBISH WORDS LIKE PRONONOUN? ARKEMYR EAT WHAT IMP GIVE HIM. INCLUDING DUNG.

PRETTY BIRDLADY RIGHT TO THINK SHRIEKING DIMWIT IDIOT TO EAT SHARKMAN. WHY NOT EAT PRIEST LADY? SMELLS BETTER.

I feel sorry for anyone who hates Nemnok more than any of the others xD

SHRIEKING DIMWIT KNOW MANY LONG GROUNDMEAT WORDS. THINK HE READ BOOKS LIKE NEMNOK. IS SHRIEKING DIMWIT NEMNOK? IS GOD?!

EH! When did Berath overtake Nemnok in the poll?

I only found his body once on my first playthrough (which wasn't my hightest perception character, and he found the body without knowing anything about the guy). Also my second char triggered tons of events in Neketaka (scripted ones), the first one 2 or 3 and my third one none.

SHOULD BE THIRD IMP PRONOUN. BUT NOT KNOW WHAT PRONOUN IS. CAN EAT THIS?

ARKEMYR HAVE 3 IMPS CALLED YELLOWEYE.

CIDER GLASS ONLY IS CHAMBER POT IF SERVING CIDER TO MASTER.

Just steal it? They don't notice if you have half way decent stealth.

Like wRAR mentioned, it's in the shipwright quest, down the alley way near queens berth. The thug threatens you with sicking his wolf on your party. They were significantly higher level than me when I met them so I "bluffed" with a threat to make boots out of his wolf if he tried it. Eder about had a stroke and went from +2 to neutral in one dialogue option lol. Tosser I really wanted to like him, I really truly tried.... but alas bigoted self centered idiocy eventually overcame my watcher's ability to ignore the insult to his friends and personal safety. Oh, I just always do what Serafen says xD

Soo, what conversation are you on about? I don't recall thereatening anyone's wolf xD

UGLY STINKBALL USE HAT AS CHAMBER POT.

I've had all sorts of random reactions from Aloth. IDK if they affect his disposition or not, but a lot of them that definitely affect it positively and negatively are debatable.

He turned down my elf-

If you use a mod someone above made, Rekke :D

ALTS FOR SCIENCE!!! Ehem... I had no idea we could skip that now! Thank the gods! You can only skip the irritating slow walk at the beginning. It's still too long imo. On another note, you get flirty options even if you are in a romance. I got one to hold Tekehu's hand after turning him down and another to say some crap like "anything for you Xoti" (eek!) when I was already on the Alothmance.

To make matters worse, he even tells you where he's going next, and at Hasango seems to suggest it's your fault he killed the people there. The only point at which it makes sense you cannot progress is after Magran's Teeth, as one could argue you don't know where Ukaizo is, but even then, Eothas isn't going to hang around for a year or however long it takes you to catch up. That's assuming you progressed the main plot asap, but didn't do the other stuff, as if you did, you'll know where Ukaizo is at that point and just have to pcik someone or no one to ally with.

IMPOCRACY NOT DEMOCRACY! EH! UGLY STINKBALL VOTE FOR NEMNOK OR SELF OR WHO CAN DRINK MOST MASTER'S CIDER.

I don't get the "too many romance options kill role play" thing. As far as I'm concerned, the less restrictive something is, the *more* role playing options there are.

Well you can pickpocket the shiny from the imp in Arkemyr's house.

Yeah no response from the villagers and Arkemyr is lame. However, I wanted to help him with the imp rebellion, not pickpocket his locket. Also, if we pickpocketed it, we'd either have a really OP item, or people would complain we didn't

Sometimes the middle part of his quest just doesn't trigger. Happened to me twice now.