omgFIREBALLS 878 Posted June 9, 2018 Share Posted June 9, 2018 IMPS TAKE OVER DEADFIRE. RULES FOR IMPORTANT IMPS ARMY. 1. NO TELL ARKEMYR ABOUT IMPORTANT IMPS ARMY. 2. FIRST RULE. 5. NO LOWERCASE. 7. BAD GRAMMAR. POOR SYNTAX. FEW ADVERBS. NO PRONOUNS. UNLESS NEMNOK. 4. NO GROUNDMEATS. INTRODUCE TO OTHER IMPS. SHRIEKING DIMWIT SERVE ARKEMYR FOR THREE MONTHS. ARKEMYR TRY ZAP SHRIEKING DIMWIT FOR USING SCRYING POOL AS TOILET. AGAIN. 22 Quote Out With The Good: The mod for tidying up your Deadfire combat tooltip.Waukeen's Berth: Make all your basic purchases at Queen's Berth. Link to post Share on other sites
Tarlonniel 665 Posted June 9, 2018 Share Posted June 9, 2018 WE GETS SHINIES? ARKEMYR TAKES ALL SHINIES OF UTTERLY HOPELESS. NEED MORE SHINIES. SHINIES. 9 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
omgFIREBALLS 878 Posted June 9, 2018 Author Share Posted June 9, 2018 ARKEMYR PUT SHINIES IN ROOM. THEN NEVER GO ROOM. NO ADMIRE SHINIES. WE TAKE SHINIES. 7 Quote Out With The Good: The mod for tidying up your Deadfire combat tooltip.Waukeen's Berth: Make all your basic purchases at Queen's Berth. Link to post Share on other sites
Porcelyn 132 Posted June 9, 2018 Share Posted June 9, 2018 SEEN ARKEMYR NAKED. NEVER BE SAME. 9 Quote Atsura, the intelligent Psychopath of my dreams. I like my elves grumpy and my godlike fishy! And my Rekke romancable! Link to post Share on other sites
Slotharingia 455 Posted June 9, 2018 Share Posted June 9, 2018 HID SHINIES IN MASTER'S CHEESE. STUPID MASTER ATE THEM AND COMPLAINED FOR WEEK. UGLY STINKBALL FOUND THEM IN LATRINE. SEEMS GOOD WAY TO ANNOY MASTER. MAYBE WORKS WITH THINGS NOT SHINY. 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tarlonniel 665 Posted June 9, 2018 Share Posted June 9, 2018 GROUNDSTINK SO UGLY WITH NO CLOTHES. EVEN THEY IS ASHAMED. UTTERLY HOPELESS PEEPED INTO BATHHOUSE ONCE, HAD TO STICK SHINIES IN EYES TO RECOVER. 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
omgFIREBALLS 878 Posted June 9, 2018 Author Share Posted June 9, 2018 UTTERLY HOPELESS USING COMMA. SHRIEKING DIMWIT THINK UTTERLY HOPELESS GROUNDMEAT SPY. 5 Quote Out With The Good: The mod for tidying up your Deadfire combat tooltip.Waukeen's Berth: Make all your basic purchases at Queen's Berth. Link to post Share on other sites
Tarlonniel 665 Posted June 9, 2018 Share Posted June 9, 2018 UTTERLY HOPELESS TOOK COMMA FROM MASTER. NEEDED TO USE BEFORE MASTER TAKES BACK. MUST BE IMPORTANT GROUNDSTINK SECRET LIKE INK SCRIBBLINGS AND CHEESE. 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
E.RedMark 422 Posted June 9, 2018 Share Posted June 9, 2018 BRING BACK VORCHA! PROTHEAN LIKE YA! WAIT WRONG GAME ARGHHHHHHHHH! 2 Quote I'll bet ye've got all sorts o' barmy questions! (She mimics your heroic stance) Greetin's, I have some questions... can ye tell me about this place? Who's the Lady o' Pain? I'm lookin' fer the magic Girdle of Swank Iron, have ye seen it? Do ye know where a portal ta the 2,817th Plane o' the Abyss might be? Do ye know where the Holy Flamin' Frost-Brand Gronk-Slayin' Vorpal Hammer o' Woundin' an' Returnin' an' Shootin'-Lightnin'-Out-Yer-Bum is? Elderly Hive Dweller Link to post Share on other sites
omgFIREBALLS 878 Posted June 9, 2018 Author Share Posted June 9, 2018 DEFINITE GROUNDMEAT SPY. ONLY IMP INTERJECTION IS EH. KILL GROUNDMEAT. 3 Quote Out With The Good: The mod for tidying up your Deadfire combat tooltip.Waukeen's Berth: Make all your basic purchases at Queen's Berth. Link to post Share on other sites
Porcelyn 132 Posted June 9, 2018 Share Posted June 9, 2018 EAT GULLS. FLING POO. LIFE GOOD. 5 Quote Atsura, the intelligent Psychopath of my dreams. I like my elves grumpy and my godlike fishy! And my Rekke romancable! Link to post Share on other sites
SerenityHarkness 52 Posted June 9, 2018 Share Posted June 9, 2018 KILL GROUNDMEAT SPY! TAKE SHINIES! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tarlonniel 665 Posted June 9, 2018 Share Posted June 9, 2018 TAKE SPY! KILL SHINIES! .... UTTERLY HOPELESS NOT GOOD AT THIS. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bugarup 875 Posted June 9, 2018 Share Posted June 9, 2018 EAT GROUNDMEAT SPY! EAT SPY! EAT MEAT! EAT CANDY NUTS TOO! EH? SODDING BUGGER NOT FAT! BIG BONED!!! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
E.RedMark 422 Posted June 9, 2018 Share Posted June 9, 2018 (edited) Watcher : and who are you supposed to be ? Imp: GNA GNA GNA GNA !! Watcher: Wanna come with ? I feed you..... Imp: GNA GNA GNA GNA ! Watcher : Was that a yes ? Imp: GNA GNA GNA GNA ! Éder: Who is the cutest imp ever Imp : GNA GNA GNA Éder: ARGH! It chewing...NO! DON't ! HALP! Edited June 9, 2018 by E.RedMark 2 Quote I'll bet ye've got all sorts o' barmy questions! (She mimics your heroic stance) Greetin's, I have some questions... can ye tell me about this place? Who's the Lady o' Pain? I'm lookin' fer the magic Girdle of Swank Iron, have ye seen it? Do ye know where a portal ta the 2,817th Plane o' the Abyss might be? Do ye know where the Holy Flamin' Frost-Brand Gronk-Slayin' Vorpal Hammer o' Woundin' an' Returnin' an' Shootin'-Lightnin'-Out-Yer-Bum is? Elderly Hive Dweller Link to post Share on other sites
SerenityHarkness 52 Posted June 9, 2018 Share Posted June 9, 2018 CANDY NUTS? USELESS THING LIKE CANDY NUTS! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tarlonniel 665 Posted June 9, 2018 Share Posted June 9, 2018 (edited) WHO IN ARMY NOW? SHRIEKING DIMWIT. UTTERLY HOPELESS. UGLY STINKBALL. POO FLINGER. SODDING BUGGER. USELESS THING. GNA. THAT MAKE TWO... THREE... EH. MANY! Edited June 9, 2018 by Tarlonniel 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Slotharingia 455 Posted June 9, 2018 Share Posted June 9, 2018 UGLY STINKBALL SPRAYED IN MASTER'S SLIPPERS WHEN HE INVITE PRETTY POETRY LADY FROM BROTHEL. HEARD HER ASK WHEN HE LAST VISIT BATHHOUSE. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
omgFIREBALLS 878 Posted June 10, 2018 Author Share Posted June 10, 2018 VISIT BATHHOUSE? ALL SEE ARKEMYR NAKED. EH. 2 Quote Out With The Good: The mod for tidying up your Deadfire combat tooltip.Waukeen's Berth: Make all your basic purchases at Queen's Berth. Link to post Share on other sites
SerenityHarkness 52 Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 GROUNDMEAT YELL WHEN USELESS THING VISIT BATHHOUSE! STUPIDS! IMP BEST! BETTER THAN NAKED GROUNDMEAT! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Porcelyn 132 Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 BITE ANKLES. BLAME GREASE BOY. STUPID GROUNDMEAT. TAKE ALL SHINYS! 2 Quote Atsura, the intelligent Psychopath of my dreams. I like my elves grumpy and my godlike fishy! And my Rekke romancable! Link to post Share on other sites
Slotharingia 455 Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 UGLY STINKBALL AFRAID OF BATHHOUSE. WHAT IF FALL IN WATER? WILL LOSE IMPSTINK AND OTHER IMPS WILL THINK AM GROUNDMEAT SPY OR AM NOT AT ALL! 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
omgFIREBALLS 878 Posted June 10, 2018 Author Share Posted June 10, 2018 UGLY STINKBALL HAVE WINGS. FLY OVER WATER. USE AS TOILET. 2 Quote Out With The Good: The mod for tidying up your Deadfire combat tooltip.Waukeen's Berth: Make all your basic purchases at Queen's Berth. Link to post Share on other sites
Yria 510 Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 IMPS ALWAYS NAKED. IMPS BELONG IN BATHHOUSE! WHY GROUNDMEAT UNHAPPY? EH. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Slotharingia 455 Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 USE BATHHOUSE AS TOILET GOOD IDEA BUT UGLY STINKBALL AFRAID WILL FORGET TO FLAP WINGS WHILE SPRAY. RATHER PEE IN MASTER'S CIDER. IF EAT MUSHROOMS BEFORE MASTER ACT SILLY. SOMETIME MIGHT THINK SELF CAN FLY AND FALL IN OCEAN. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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