omgFIREBALLS 873 Posted June 13, 2018 Author Share Posted June 13, 2018 STUPID PEEPER USELESS LEADER. HAS HAT GIVES NO ORDERS. 1 Quote Out With The Good: The mod for tidying up your Deadfire combat tooltip.Waukeen's Berth: Make all your basic purchases at Queen's Berth. Link to post Share on other sites
SerenityHarkness 52 Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 USELESS THING WANTS SHINY HAT! SHINY HAT BEST HAT. SHINY HAT RULES ALL IMPS. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Slotharingia 455 Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 UGLY STINKBALL USE HAT AS CHAMBER POT. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bugarup 873 Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 SODDING BUGGER USE CHAMBER POT AS FANCY HELMET! ONLY WASH IT IN ARKEMYR'S PEEPIN' POOL BEFORE BECAUSE HYGIENE IS IMPORTANT! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
omgFIREBALLS 873 Posted June 13, 2018 Author Share Posted June 13, 2018 SODDING BUGGER NO HEAR WHAT SHRIEKING DIMWIT DO TO SCRYING POOL? SODDING BUGGER IS IDIOT EVEN WITH HAT. 1 Quote Out With The Good: The mod for tidying up your Deadfire combat tooltip.Waukeen's Berth: Make all your basic purchases at Queen's Berth. Link to post Share on other sites
Taevyr 591 Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 HAT CHAMBER POT. SCRYING POOL CHAMBER POT. ALL IS CHAMBER POT. EXCEPT SHINIES. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Slotharingia 455 Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 CIDER GLASS ONLY IS CHAMBER POT IF SERVING CIDER TO MASTER. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DihmWhit 9 Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 WHO IN ARMY NOW? Â SHRIEKING DIMWIT. Â THAT MAKE TWO... THREE... EH. MANY! WAIT I IN ARMY NOW? I IN ARMY NOW! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tarlonniel 665 Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 EH? TWO DIMWITS? ARKEMYR REPEATING NAMES NOW? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Taevyr 591 Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 (edited) CAN'T BE TWO DIMWITS. MUST BE ILL... ILLUS... FAKE DIMWIT. EXPLAIN OR THROW FAKE IN BATHROOM WITH NAKED ARKEMYR. Edited June 14, 2018 by Taevyr Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DihmWhit 9 Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 DIMWIT HAD BATHTIME SCRUBS WITH ARKEMYR BEFORE. DO NOT MAKE HIM RELIVE THAT. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tarlonniel 665 Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 GROUNDSTINK SO CLEAN! SO DISGUSTING! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
InsaneCommander 2,916 Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 MEANINGLESS GARBAGE BORED. MEANINGLESS GARBAGE MAKE IMP SEA SHANTY: Â Â IT'S FINE ARKEMYR-MASTER THIN LIKE A GULL,HEAVE-HO, IMPIRENTE!OF GROUNDMEAT NEVER SAID HARD WORD,AS WE FLING ALL POO AWAY.SPRAY FAST THE HELM, SPRAY FAST THE WIND,HEAVE-HO, IMPIRENTE!ARMEKYR'S GRACE OR WE ALL BE SKINNED,AS WE SAIL DOWN THE TOILET WAY.WE GONE LONG WAY, LEFT SHINYS BEHIND,HEAVE-HO, IMPIRENTE!SEEING NAKED MASTER CAUSED SORROW MOST UNKIND,WHILE CROSSING DOWN THE BATHHOUSE WAY. Â ORIGINAL: https://forums.obsidian.net/topic/99239-favourite-sea-shanty/?do=findComment&comment=2020565 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tarlonniel 665 Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 NEED SHIP TO SING SHANTY ON. Â NEED MONEY FOR SHIP. Â COULD TRADE SHINIES FOR MONEY... Â NEVER MIND. NO NEED SHIP. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SerenityHarkness 52 Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 BUT SHIP MEAN MORE SHINIES...RIGHT? THAT WHAT GROUNDMEAT DO. SHIP. SING. SHINIES! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Slotharingia 455 Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 ARKEMYR HAVE 3 IMPS CALLED YELLOWEYE. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tarlonniel 665 Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 THAT DIFFERENT. LAST YELLOW EYE DEAD BEFORE NEW ONE GOT NAME. FIRST DIMWIT DEAD? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
omgFIREBALLS 873 Posted June 14, 2018 Author Share Posted June 14, 2018 THIS DIMWIT USE THIRD PERSON PRONOUN. IS GROUNDMEAT SPY. SHRIEKING DIMWIT ONLY DIMWIT. Quote Out With The Good: The mod for tidying up your Deadfire combat tooltip.Waukeen's Berth: Make all your basic purchases at Queen's Berth. Link to post Share on other sites
Taevyr 591 Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 THIRD PERSON? THERE THREE DIMWITS NOW? THIS TOO COMPLICATED FOR LAZY WORM. LAZY WORM GO FIND SHINIES. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Slotharingia 455 Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 SHOULD BE THIRD IMP PRONOUN. BUT NOT KNOW WHAT PRONOUN IS. CAN EAT THIS? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Taevyr 591 Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 IMPORTANT QUESTION. IS PRONOUN SHINY? ARMY NEED TAKE SHINY FROM FAKE DIMWITS. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
omgFIREBALLS 873 Posted June 14, 2018 Author Share Posted June 14, 2018 PRONOUN IS STUPID GROUNDMEAT THING FOR VAR-IED LAN-GUAGE. PRONOUN IS NOT SHINY. Quote Out With The Good: The mod for tidying up your Deadfire combat tooltip.Waukeen's Berth: Make all your basic purchases at Queen's Berth. Link to post Share on other sites
DihmWhit 9 Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 DIMWIT IS CHUFFED CULLIES. NOT NO SPY. WHO FAITHFUL IMPIRATES BELIEVE EH? DIMWIT WHO SAY PRO-NOUN? DIMWIT SURE SOUNDS LIKE A SPY TO DIMWIT Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Slotharingia 455 Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 SHRIEKING DIMWIT KNOW MANY LONG GROUNDMEAT WORDS. THINK HE READ BOOKS LIKE NEMNOK. IS SHRIEKING DIMWIT NEMNOK? IS GOD?! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tarlonniel 665 Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 WHO IS PRONOUN? NEW IMP? TERRIBLE NAME. SHOULD ASK ARKEMYR FOR DIFFERENT ONE. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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