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He's collaborating with some unnamed "hollywood big shot" on his next project. I have no idea what that means. Coming soon, Randy Quaid's Desperate Acting.

define 'western' please Of the West.

My Sutton's Disease doesn't usually bother me that much, but I've been taking penicillin for what I thought was strepp throat for the last few days, and it turns out I have an aphthous ulcer (warning, it doesn't look pretty, mine don't look that bad) the size of a penny on my uvula. It's the biggest one I've ever had, and it makes swallowing anything incredibly painful. I haven't been able to eat solid food for the last day or so. According to the infallible wikipedia, an ulcer of this size can take up to a month to heal. ****.

It's not so much the femboys as it is the furries. But SquareEnix needs to bite the bullet and attempt to make a good FF with a female protagonist. X-2 does not count.

Nerd.

O I C.

I am a great admirer of erotic photography. Especially as it pertains to Belgian politics. It's a fine art in itself. Photography, not Belgian politics.

I had yorkshire pudding the other day. It was alright. Italy has you guys beat.

Wide lowlands? I thought Yeltsin was native to the Ural mountain range.

Scientologists are physically incapable of ruling, or engaging in rule-like activities. It's just part of their nature. Except Beck. I vote "No" on the Duff girl. That is a Duff girl, right?

Useful German phrases for today: Meine beutelmaus hat verstopfung. -- My wombat is constipated. Herr Wachmeister, wo befindet sich das Kinderporno? -- Officer, where can I find the child pornography? Ein Elfe ist in meinen After eingezogen. -- An elf has moved into my anus. I love you, joescafe.com

I knew it, you all want to see me dead D:

That would be Modoc My computer crashed and cannibalized itself for the third time in a month, so I've got **** for games atm. Time to bust out Guitar Hero 2. And I hate rhythm games.

You know that perfect girl, who's outgoing and worldly and cultured and loves all the same things you do? Who laughs at your jokes and knows all the best thai places in town and goes out of her way to make you feel good about yourself? I just met her. And I met her longtime boyfriend, who is a pretty cool guy. ****. ****ing ****. There is no justice. Last night I dreamt I was in the Twin Towers on 9/11. I'll trade you.

e3 as it was previously no longer exists.

No way would they slaughter the golden goose. But seeing as how completely faceless Master Chief is, it wouldn't be difficult to kill off the character and bring in a new, functionally identical replacement. Perhaps a clone.

So is this like Guy Fawkes day?

If you can get stoned to it, it's Vietnam era. Those are the rules.

How much cash did you net?

That seems to be the easy way Where the **** have you been, eh?

May all your chemical endeavors be as fulfilling as the one I just came down from.

I'm greatly looking forward to the Master Chief pregnancy in Halo 4.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Oh man, that's rich. You know what Half-Life really needs, is Gordon Freeman doing more backflips, add some one-liners too, and the Combine soldiers need to turn on their alien overlords at the last minute. Let's make those Alien overlords monkeys with hammers. If they made a Danielle Steel novel into a game it would have better narrative than Halo. With better plot twists, too. "Permission to leave the ship, sir." "Why, Master Chief?" "To give the Covenant back their bomb." *pauses to ponder Master Chief's total radness* "Permission Granted." Epic. It's Fire Down Below in space. So why do people love Halo? Three reasons. One, people will consume that which they know is safe. See: Wild Hogs. Two, it's got a rather intuitive and (up until the second game) reasonably balanced competitive multiplayer mode. Three, big, loud and dumb equals awesome in the eyes of the demographic that game companies court. See: Anything Michael Bay has ever done. You didn't happen to see Halo 2 topping all the "best of the year" lists? It [defecated] all over what made Halo 1 reasonably exciting, then took that [scatological result] and sold it as a sequel. Like any company looking to break bank, Bungie looked at Halo's greatest strength, multiplayer, and thought "what we really need is to make it bigger", without realizing that doing so would water down that which made Halo multiplayer fun in the first place. And that's not even touching on the single player aspect of the game. Saturday morning cartoon shows have more respect for their audience than to have the protagonist and antagonist team up to fight a greater threat. Every time somebody says that Halo or, god forbid, Gears of War has a "compelling story", I'm reminded of why "I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry" is going to make $10 billion dollars at the box office, despite it being a one-trick "gay lol" submovie. I'm reminded of why Dan Brown is the great American novelist. Oh, Halo. One day, they'll realize what a polished [poopy] you are.

Alec Baldwin telling an 11-year old how it is.